Just smother the New Year Baby and 2008 will reign forever. |
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I'm protesting against the new year. |
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Just smother the New Year Baby and 2008 will reign forever. |
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Does anyone happen to have a pretty, good-sized pillow? |
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yes, but you won't get it. |
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Uh-oh. |
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I'll hire somebody to do the job. |
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How much will you pay him? |
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Well we've got roughly 32 hours to raise that money. |
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What are we talking for then? Lets GO! |
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We'll rob Warren Buffet! |
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Lucids: 2
DILDs: 1
DEILDs: 1
WILDs:2
Goals: Fly[X]; Iron Man[X]; Sleep/walk on a cloud[X]; swim to the depths of the ocean[]; meet an alien[]
Sure thing. What's the plan? |
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We'll send Poog to negotiate with Bill Gates to sponsor the raid, because he is not the richest man anymore, and will be angry, but we will have to split half our shares with Gates. Catbus will disguise himself in a fancy suit and have a wad of many in his hand so he looks rich, and will offer to buy Warren's house. He will take the tour, and with a microchip implanted in his t-shirt, he will tell Three Letter Syndrome and I the layout of the house, and will also look for possible ways of sneaking in. He will also guesstimate where his huge safe is. After the tour is over, Poog and Three Letter will follow Cat's directions through an earpiece, and I will hack into the security from the van. Poog will use a white sheet(it actually works (Mythbusters)) in order to surpass the movement sensing cameras. With Three Letter's ability to pick the most powerful lock, he will try and crack the safe open. By then security will be aware of our presence and Poog will dual wield an AK47 and grenades, and hold off the security as long as possible. Catbus and I will zipline down through the roof from a hole that you guys made, and with giant bags, carry the money off. The FBI will be circling us by now, and Warren will come out holding an RPG. I don't know who will die at this point. The survivors will flee the area and someone will distract the FBI. With two people left, we will hire the kitty to assassinate New Years. |
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Lucids: 2
DILDs: 1
DEILDs: 1
WILDs:2
Goals: Fly[X]; Iron Man[X]; Sleep/walk on a cloud[X]; swim to the depths of the ocean[]; meet an alien[]
Okay... |
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I'm afraid I can't stand for this. I've taken the kitty to the pound, and taken protective measures to prevent the smothering of the New Year through other means. |
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What the heck?!? |
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Can I have the kitteh? :3 |
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I say we go back in time, so far back that we are right at the time baby new year was born. We kill him, and hope it doesn't end up like the twilight episode with hitler, and she kills baby hitler, but then she gets a new baby that is th real hitler. |
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I just bought one of a hippy for 2 rocks of crack and a button. |
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Dang! Blocked by a higher power. Should we take over the forum to solve this? |
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Phock. We failed. :O |
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Face it, we failed. We can't stand up to Man of Steel. Hell, we can't even smother a baby. |
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So does this mean I get the kitteh? |
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It's still 2009 here in California, 4 hours away until 2009, we must devise a plan and reverse the Earth's polarity, because when Baby New Year ingests all of the world, it is irreversible! Don't worry, I have a plan which has already occured, and we have money again! |
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Lucids: 2
DILDs: 1
DEILDs: 1
WILDs:2
Goals: Fly[X]; Iron Man[X]; Sleep/walk on a cloud[X]; swim to the depths of the ocean[]; meet an alien[]
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