The universe is contained entirely inside of an air bubble in a bowl of jello

**Sornaensis** · 12-24-2008 01:24 AM

This is my theory.

What do you guys think?

**ClouD** · 12-24-2008 01:30 AM

Who bought the Jello?

**Sornaensis** · 12-24-2008 02:03 AM

Well that's what worries me. Something might buy the jello and eat it! Then the universe will go away. I do not want this.

Tips to help this?

**Original Poster** · 12-24-2008 03:29 AM

Maybe if we contact and elephant and inform him there's a society inside the jello, he can protect us.

**Xaqaria** · 12-24-2008 04:09 AM

but why does it matter if something eats the jello? Won't then the universe just be a bubble inside something else?

**ClouD** · 12-24-2008 04:13 AM

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

but why does it matter if something eats the jello? Won't then the universe just be a bubble inside something else?

It's the principle that counts!

**Kushna Mufeed** · 12-24-2008 04:13 AM

You people are missing the important thing here.

What flavor is the jello?

**ClouD** · 12-24-2008 04:20 AM

If it's Raspberry hail the boy, but if it's Lemon...

There shall be holy war.

**Xaqaria** · 12-24-2008 04:25 AM

I'm sure it would be a flavor beyond the capability of the human sense of taste to comprehend.

**Kushna Mufeed** · 12-24-2008 04:45 AM

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**CoLd BlooDed** · 12-24-2008 04:49 AM

All I can imagine is an infinite loop of universes in Jellos.

**kichu** · 12-24-2008 05:07 AM

This all sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

**Man of Steel** · 12-24-2008 07:34 AM

I've been outside our World, into the Jello. It is a dark and tasty place. The Jello is not one flavor that we all know, but like unto a Divine Combination of all Jello flavors Past and Present. It was a long and arduous Journey through to the surface of the Jello, but it was worth it to see the Sights outside the Bowl.

There are such Creatures as you could never imagine, Out There. I would attempt to describe their features and appearance, but I fear my words cannot do their visages justice. The Light is a whole new Color, as well. A Color beyond description, beyond Vision. You sense the Color more than see it. And the Sounds! Oh, the Sounds! Such a cacophony, yet so pleasing to the ears. A veritable Plethora of resonant and excruciatingly wonderful Sounds abound in that Great Place beyond the Bowl.

**CoLd BlooDed** · 12-24-2008 08:15 AM

Ah, rejoice for thy Holy Bowl and everything that lieth beyond the Bowl!

**Eel** · 12-24-2008 08:54 AM

What if we get digested though? Then we disolve in acids. But then the followinguniversehas the same occurence, and that keeps happening forever.

**no-Name** · 12-24-2008 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

Get your Divinity Flavored Jello! On sale NOW!

Sig'd, btw.

**Kushna Mufeed** · 12-24-2008 01:20 PM

Fuck. I'm going to hell.

I was really hoping to go to the Holy Super Market instead.

**poog** · 12-24-2008 05:06 PM

lolzurtron!

I had a theory like this.

Our universe, the whole universe, is a tiny tiny tiny tiny miniscule speck on the end of a hot dog. And there is some giant person starting to eat from the other end, getting closer and closer to us. Once she gets to us and eats us, that's it, no more universe.

But you see, it will seem to take billions and quadrillions of years for us, because she is so huge and moves much slower than us little tiny humans.

I like your idea as well.

**petersonad** · 12-24-2008 09:26 PM

The universe is not contained entirely inside of an air bubble in a bowl of jello because there's no such thing as a universe contained entirely inside of an air bubble in a bowl of jello. To say such a thing would be entierly corny and I had to just laugh becuase I'm crying of laughter on the inside for you to not gay up and say that to a real person becuase a real person might slap the life out of you for saying something so corny.

**slayer** · 12-24-2008 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by petersonad

The universe is not contained entirely inside of an air bubble in a bowl of jello because there's no such thing as a universe contained entirely inside of an air bubble in a bowl of jello. To say such a thing would be entierly corny and I had to just laugh becuase I'm crying of laughter on the inside for you to not gay up and say that to a real person becuase a real person might slap the life out of you for saying something so corny.

This guys a non-believer!

GET HIM!

**guitarboy** · 12-24-2008 09:57 PM

What is the consistency of the jello? This may solve world hunger, too.

**Amethyst Star** · 12-25-2008 04:43 AM

Originally Posted by petersonad

The universe is not contained entirely inside of an air bubble in a bowl of jello because there's no such thing as a universe contained entirely inside of an air bubble in a bowl of jello. To say such a thing would be entierly corny and I had to just laugh becuase I'm crying of laughter on the inside for you to not gay up and say that to a real person becuase a real person might slap the life out of you for saying something so corny.

No, saying it's an air bubble in pudding would get the life slapped out of you. Jello actually makes perfect sense. You can shake it and jiggle it and the broccoli never moves!

Some actually fell from the sky once and I tasted it. That particular part tasted like Justice... and it was sweet.