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    1. 02-23-2009 10:52 PM #101
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      you know shes a lesbian rit
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    2. 02-24-2009 07:22 AM #102
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      Go steal some more Stacker 2s from Rite Aid you fuckin slacker
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    3. 02-24-2009 09:53 AM #103
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      o Sir knight you hath proven they self time and time again
      This space is reserved for signature text. A signature goes here. A signature is static combination of words at the end of a post. This is not a signature. Its a signature placeholder. One day my signature will go here.

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    4. 02-24-2009 10:39 PM #104
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      "wtf? oO"
      Bollocks.
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    5. 02-24-2009 11:31 PM #105
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      "I just hit Danielle Rousseau in the face with a door"




      - my brother
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    6. 02-25-2009 10:54 PM #106
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      "No."

      Hey guys, I'm back. Feels good man
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    7. 02-25-2009 10:59 PM #107
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      Go to Gabe's
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    8. 03-01-2009 05:57 AM #108
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      this one's from my brother. technically it's my 2nd to last text, but my last one says "K bye" and that's pretty boring, so here's the other recent one:

      "Ok I'll be there in a minute. btw i made it look like i was cutting off someone's head with a chainsaw while my other hand was holding the imaginary person in a head vice as the waitress walked by. just for u."

      I would think it was a cool coincidence that my last text was so weird, but that's usually how all the texts from my brother are so it's not much of a coincidence after all
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    9. 03-01-2009 10:41 PM #109
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      "I need pictures of you so I can jerk off please"

      and then:

      "Was that out of line?"


      Um...yeah, I'd say so.
      Like I said before, I'm a magnet for drunk-dialers.
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    10. 03-01-2009 11:26 PM #110
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      "I'm gonna go with kill."
      Bollocks.
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    11. 03-03-2009 05:04 AM #111
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      "Did he get new balls??"
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    12. 03-03-2009 05:22 AM #112
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      Out of context lulz ftw
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    13. 03-03-2009 05:27 AM #113
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      Quote Originally Posted by Elis D. View Post
      Out of context lulz ftw
      haha xD Tennis balls he was referring to.
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    14. 03-03-2009 06:46 AM #114
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      I figured something like that...



      "Hey whatsup dood what are u doing today"
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    15. 03-03-2009 02:17 PM #115
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      Quote Originally Posted by From Mum
      Donald Duck on a dirty weekend calls reception & asks for condoms. Receptionist says: "Shall I put them on your bill?" Donald replies: "Don't be so thucking thupid, I'd thuffocate
      Good ol' Mum
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    16. 03-03-2009 09:53 PM #116
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      From Mom:
      Hey what's up im here

      *cry* List of things wrong with this text:
      1. "What's up im here" could/should be two different sentences.
      2. Mom's DO NOT say "what's up".
      3. Period?
      4. Question mark?
      5. Apostrophy on one word, not on the other...O.o

      Besides all that, I said:
      "I know."

      Hey guys, I'm back. Feels good man
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    17. 03-03-2009 10:41 PM #117
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      "I'm at the rendezvous point."
      "Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want; but the realization of what you already have." - Anonymous

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    18. 03-05-2009 11:21 AM #118
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      "Sorry! I fell asleep before i could even say goodnight back! So goodnight. Hehe"

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      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
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      You do this every fucking time.

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    19. 03-05-2009 12:34 PM #119
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      Quote Originally Posted by My Boss
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    20. 03-05-2009 12:54 PM #120
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      From husband:
      "ive had a brainwave unless you can think of something else for our birthday presents from your parents how about we get sky installed? obviously ill pay for monthy subscription but they could pay for installation, wot u think? love you x"


      how exiting lol

      One before last is from mum and says:

      "Hellodadsaidcanyoucall.';lhim please" ( shes a crap texter)
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    21. 03-05-2009 10:50 PM #121
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mah Bruddah
      Holy shit i'm at jimS.. And this guy and girl just went into the bathroom together and came out high as shit. They just did lines haha
      (Jim's Steakout is like the 5* restaurant of fast food in Buffalo. It's like 12 dollars for a chicken finger sub)
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    22. 03-06-2009 01:53 AM #122
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    23. 03-06-2009 02:06 AM #123
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      "get your ass over here"
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      aE *My name* cOmO ereS ChiStos*
      Yeah...
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    25. 03-08-2009 07:07 PM #125
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