Thread: Honey's Guide to Treating the Sick

I’ve been getting pretty sick lately and last night, not ready to pass out yet I thought that I would use my time to help the caring people around me. What better way to do that than create a guide for others wondering how they could get me through in my time of need?
So here it is!

When sick:

I like to have a high defensive armor made up of:
• A tissue box necklace
• A water bottle
• A baggie for snot canons
• A blankie
• And a teapot

I would also like to be treated as if I am worse than I am. I’m poor baby. Treat me as such but be discreet as I don’t want to look like a retard.

Every once and awhile ask me how I feel. When I reply, “Like a pile of donkey poo.” Please proceed to boiling water.

I would occasionally like to be held (optional).

And have my head petted (mandatory).

Please be accepting of my excessive sleeping. I need at least 15 hours and a nap.

And during the time I am awake it must be tolerated that I’m dieing.

Please assure that the pantry is filled up with easy accessible food. I’m positive that I will waste away to nothing if not fed every three hours on the dot.

I will temporarily become a fish in my spare time. Please save me some hot water and check on me after 30 minutes. I may have drowned or fainted.

Please forget my name and call me Honey, Sweetie, Baby, Sugar, Snoozie, Pumpkin, Mommy, Girly or Girl Child depending on who you are. If none of these will do you may otherwise create a suitable and tasteful name such as Lambchops.

I can become slightly insecure during my times of need. Make sure to tell me I’m pretty and look me in the eye when you do it or I will cry.

Realize that I will accept an “I love you” from strangers at this time.


That's it for now but this thread may be updated in the future. Thank you for any cooperation in this matter!

Take care,
NostalgicHoney

I'm constantly sick, my immune system sucks major ass. I usually tell people I'm on immunosuppressants for Rheumatoid Arthritis just so I have an excuse.

I wish someone would pet my head when I'm sick, that seems like it would make things better.

I love you, Lambchops.

In all seriousness, though; you are awesome and gorgeous, Honey. *looks you in the eye*

I'd send you some tea if I knew where to send it. I've got some good blends here.

Originally Posted by CatBus

I'm constantly sick, my immune system sucks major ass. I usually tell people I'm on immunosuppressants for Rheumatoid Arthritis just so I have an excuse.

I wish someone would pet my head when I'm sick, that seems like it would make things better.

Aw, that sucks! I don't get sick often anymore, it's just that odd hard ball.
Well, I think head petting goes a long way to making someone feel better! *Pets head*

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

I love you, Lambchops.

In all seriousness, though; you are awesome and gorgeous, Honey. *looks you in the eye*

I'd send you some tea if I knew where to send it. I've got some good blends here.

Aw, MoS, all those warm fuzzies makes my day a little better.
You're amazing!

*Brings in a tray with some hot fresh biscuits and a pot of fresh tea, setting it softly on the table before walking around the chair to softly play with Honey's hair*

How are you feeling today, dearie? Any better?

*pets head*

So, Honey, how are you feeling now?

Originally Posted by Amethyst Star

*Brings in a tray with some hot fresh biscuits and a pot of fresh tea, setting it softly on the table before walking around the chair to softly play with Honey's hair*

How are you feeling today, dearie? Any better?

Oh god, I wish I was your son. ;__;