My mum

[ClouD]

She lay there masturbating my penis with her vagina and I knew something was wrong.

[no-Name]

first does she have aids this is important, and you have to know

[ClouD]

I disagree, that's not what it means go away

[no-Name]

I disagree, that's not what it means go away Just trying to help ;_________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _____________________________________;

[ClouD]

why are you calling me a rofl ):

[no-Name]

I think it might mean you like boys, ClouD In a gay way I'm saying you might be gay.

[Black_Eagle]

As you stood over your mothers warm, inviting body stroking your harbl, did it occur to you that perhaps you are afraid to speak your mind in a public place when in a large group of people?

[Shift]

I disagree. I think this is your subconscious's way of telling you that as a child, you were afraid of swingsets and icecream cones. Freud would agree with me. Obviously. You need to work through your repressed emotions if you ever want to end up having sex with her instead of just masturbating.

[ClouD]

How do I tell my mum I'm gay???

[Black_Eagle]

How do I tell my mum I'm gay??? Don't stand over her when you masturbate.

[shroom]

Wtf?

[no-Name]

Wtf? Don't post if you don't have anything constructive to say.

[ClouD]

/dream interpretation

[Mes Tarrant]

I am sorry but HOW is this appropriate. This is a ridiculous post, ClouD, and if you weren't a mod yourself I'd be reporting it.

[ClouD]

I try to give myself an infraction. Cannot.

[AmazeO XD]

Haha, I do find it humoursly ironic that a moderator makes a spam post that implies incest with his own mother. Oh god, I love you Cloud.

[Kiza]

cloud you have experience please tell me how i insest my mum

[Carôusoul]

She lay there masturbating my penis with her vagina and I knew something was wrong. you are the worst mod.

[Black_Eagle]

you are the worst mod. More like best mod that ever existed.

[ClouD]

Mixed feelings of acceptance and take-a-joke-world, stuff like that. Does me being a mod have anything to do with anything guys? I mean like, if you'd prefer I not be mod then I'll leave it to the others. Maybe too much to drink, maybe mod has turned me into an all encompassing people un-pleaser. To tip toe the unspoken rules just to make up for it in some impersonal acceptance non-campaign that is to the glorification of cloud. Friendly fun. The meaning of life satiated to drone with purpose. Smiley cloud. More caffeinated beverage. I'll be fair, I do try. Sorry. I smoke a fat cigar. Such is life, such is hilarity, such is fun, such is DV. I like this place. Professionalism . Might post a picture of me soon wearing a tie. I love you guys, I love DV mostly. I enjoy being a staff member, I like this place to be friendly but also fun. Apologies if I've overstepped the line. Everyone draws it differently.

[ClouD]

Oh and the thread is partially an extended inside joke and partially a way to lulz for a dying chatroom. The poetry of great prose linked below. http://www.ilovelanguages.com/tyler/poetry/32.html

[Shift]

I think they read 'your' attitude in Kiza's story and took it too seriously

[Black_Eagle]

ClouD, you're a terrible moderator. Absolutely terrible making an inside joke. You know inside jokes are rude and leave people out! How could you do this? Why ClouD? WHYYYY?

[ClouD]

Wwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Black_Eagle]