Dear Mr/Mrs DV user,

**arby** · 03-16-2009 04:02 AM

I have taken the 10 seconds it took you to open this thread and I am holding them hostage. I will, however, give them back for a suitable ransom.

So what'll it be? Give me what I want, or those seconds are lost FOREVER.

**guitarboy** · 03-16-2009 04:05 AM

I'll give you ten million monopoly dollars

**Bearsy** · 03-16-2009 04:18 AM

Meh, keep em... I wasn't using them anyway.

In fact you can have the 15 seconds I took to type out this response as well.

**slayer** · 03-16-2009 06:00 AM

I'll just take your 10 seconds that you took from me by making you read my post and replying to it.

Clever huh?

**mysterious dreamer** · 03-16-2009 10:18 AM

You'll loose a lot more than 10 seconds reading through all the replies. Kinda backfired, huh?

**drmrgrl** · 03-16-2009 03:14 PM

ahaha..
have em.
the less time in the school day the faster i can go home!

**arby** · 03-16-2009 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by mysterious dreamer

You'll loose a lot more than 10 seconds reading through all the replies. Kinda backfired, huh?

Muahahaha,

But now that you have read through to this far as well, I have stolen EVEN MORE time. I'm holding that hostage for an EVEN BIGGER ransom.

**WakataDreamer** · 03-17-2009 12:54 AM

Damn time-gods. That sort of thing can just ruin your day.

**guitarboy** · 03-25-2009 04:48 AM

Time is an idea, you cannot take an idea.

**Falsn** · 03-25-2009 04:51 AM

I will give you... OXYGEN!

**guitarboy** · 03-25-2009 04:56 AM

There is not enough carbon dioxide in your oxygen. every plant in the world dies. Then the oceans began to become heavily polluteded. Over many years, they become to poluted to supply clean oxygen. Then, slowly, we use up all the oxygen in the world. What the fuck, you just destroyed the human race.