The Butterfly Effect

**NostalgicHoney** · 03-23-2009 12:08 AM

Who are saved by an alien ship's beam up.

**suttsman** · 03-23-2009 12:47 AM

They decide to go back in time to stop the butterfly from ever flapping its wings and stop the chaos and Elis D killing everything in sight.

**WakataDreamer** · 03-23-2009 01:28 AM

But before they can, Elis kills them.

**Bearsy** · 03-23-2009 01:57 AM

Then he dies... oh fuck.

**WakataDreamer** · 03-23-2009 02:12 AM

And then God cast ~~Satan~~ Elis down, and sealed him into the Earth, to spend the rest of Eternity there. And a new Earth was born, and with it, a new age of peace and happiness.

**O'nus** · 03-23-2009 02:17 AM

Originally Posted by WakataDreamer

And then God cast ~~Satan~~ Elis down, and sealed him into the Earth, to spend the rest of Eternity there. And a new Earth was born, and with it, a new age of peace and happiness.

And then naked people ran around aimlessly.

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**suttsman** · 03-23-2009 02:17 AM

In the new Earth, a butterfly flapped its wings.

**torin_93** · 03-23-2009 02:28 AM

The butterfly was eaten my an invincable frog who then...

**Bearsy** · 03-23-2009 02:39 AM

died.

**NostalgicHoney** · 03-23-2009 03:18 AM

invincable, Elis!

and proceeded to burst into flames, setting a woods on fire.

**Techno** · 03-23-2009 03:20 AM

The woods die.

**NostalgicHoney** · 03-23-2009 03:21 AM

And a little 4-leaf-clover sprouts up

**CRAZY BONE** · 03-23-2009 03:23 AM

Then Goku and Thor have a child named "Thoku" who becomes the most powerful being in the universe. He is invincible and immortal, and he destroys the Earth again.

**Shift** · 03-23-2009 03:23 AM

You guys make this thread so lame

It has so much potential for awesome.

**CRAZY BONE** · 03-23-2009 03:25 AM

Alright, NEW STORY!!! No more mindless killing or any of that crap. Let's do this right.

A poor African man finds a bag full of blood diamonds on the side of the road...

**Techno** · 03-23-2009 03:35 AM

A rich American man trades a bag of beef jerky with the poor African man for said blood diamonds.

**CRAZY BONE** · 03-23-2009 03:41 AM

The African man, named Solomon, takes the beef jerky home to feed his family...

**torin_93** · 03-23-2009 03:42 AM

at that very moment aliens land...

**CRAZY BONE** · 03-23-2009 03:45 AM

Then the aliens leave and never come back. Solomon is approached by a white mercenary name Danny Archer who offers Solomon protection from the rebels in return for a few blood diamonds...

**torin_93** · 03-23-2009 03:49 AM

The blood diamonds VANISH...WAR BREAKS OUT then........the plague also breaks out!

**O'nus** · 03-23-2009 03:52 AM

At the same time, somewhere, a meaningful butterfly effect thread was taking place where people actually integrated there comments into their own and didn't randomly just insert shit. And it was good.

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