Thread: Phobias

Originally Posted by Sandform

I don't think you understand how extreme my phobia of having my penis cut off is.

is it all you think about 24/7? if not then it's probably not worse than any other guys phobia of gettin their dick cut off.

I can't drink from a coke can without imagening the sharp part of the coke can cutting my penis off. It is a frightening prospect. I imagine it as a form of torture for men. To put there penis in a coke can and then show them pictures of naked people. FEAR THE ERECTION! FEAR IT!

Originally Posted by Sandform

I can't drink from a coke can without imagening the sharp part of the coke can cutting my penis off. It is a frightening prospect. I imagine it as a form of torture for men. To put there penis in a coke can and then show them pictures of naked people. FEAR THE ERECTION! FEAR IT!

Reminds me of a story of a guy who was stalked by another man. Eventually it got so bad, and not even the police could keep this stalker away, so the guy cut off his own penis in the hopes that the stalker would lose interest.

Well he didn't lose interest, and now the guy just had more problems.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Eventually it got so bad, and not even the police could keep this stalker away, so the guy cut off his own penis in the hopes that the stalker would lose interest.

I think I've heard that story before... It makes me hurt in the pants just reading it.

I have a better one for Sandform though. Imagine having a running belt sander right in front of your penis, and then being shown pictures of hot naked people. Sander > coke can, and significantly more painful and gruesome. Or maybe you can use both at the same time. OH, and you can add broken glass to the inside of the soda can too. Jolly good, I say. There should be a phobia for that. Excrucioerectileinducedpenaldistachment phobia.

Originally Posted by Invader

I think I've heard that story before... It makes me hurt in the pants just reading it.

I have a better one for Sandform though. Imagine having a running belt sander right in front of your penis, and then being shown pictures of hot naked people. Sander > coke can, and significantly more painful and gruesome. Or maybe you can use both at the same time. OH, and you can add broken glass to the inside of the soda can too. Jolly good, I say. There should be a phobia for that. Excrucioerectileinducedpenaldistachment phobia.

I saw him talk about it on a talk show years ago. One of those, like Springer, but not.

I like the sander thing. Makes even my non-existent penis hurt.

Originally Posted by Invader

I think I've heard that story before... It makes me hurt in the pants just reading it.

I have a better one for Sandform though. Imagine having a running belt sander right in front of your penis, and then being shown pictures of hot naked people. Sander > coke can, and significantly more painful and gruesome. Or maybe you can use both at the same time. OH, and you can add broken glass to the inside of the soda can too. Jolly good, I say. There should be a phobia for that. Excrucioerectileinducedpenaldistachment phobia.

I think the coke can is worse. Once the head of the penis is in the coke can you can forget about trying to remove the coke can.

The other thing I can also think about for the fear of penises being cut off is vagina dentata. Vagina dentata is Latin for toothed vagina. I can't post a picture since it would have to include a vagina...but seriously. Scary stuff.