Hail Mary

**Lucky27** · 08-02-2009 07:25 PM

I asked GOD to do something big within the next couple days just to show the world he's here.

Dated 08/02/2009

Lock 08/05/2009

**Tyler** · 08-02-2009 07:27 PM

lol

**hellohihello** · 08-02-2009 07:41 PM

Good luck with that, bro.

**Lucky27** · 08-02-2009 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by hellohihello

Good luck with that, bro.

I hope he makes Saturn slice Jupiter in half with it's laserbeam ice rings and then kills your dog.

**hellohihello** · 08-02-2009 09:59 PM

I dislike threats.

But good luck convincing him to do that too. bro. Even I know God doesn't do outrageous things, if he did, what would be the point of Faith?

**Universal Mind** · 08-02-2009 10:11 PM

Man, your prayer worked. Several major things have happened. I just found this on Yahoo.

Celeb slip-ups and splits

Jessica Simpson's comment fuels outrage while Kim Kardashian nurses a broken heart. » Awkward week

**Tyler** · 08-03-2009 12:51 AM

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Man, your prayer worked. Several major things have happened. I just found this on Yahoo.

Celeb slip-ups and splits

Jessica Simpson's comment fuels outrage while Kim Kardashian nurses a broken heart. » Awkward week

XD

**Kromoh** · 08-03-2009 09:05 AM

Oh man, something totally happened. I turned into a girl

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....not really.

**Invader** · 08-03-2009 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by Lucky27

I hope he makes Saturn slice Jupiter in half with it's laserbeam ice rings and then kills your dog.

Saturn doesn't have laser beams of any kind. I revoke any credibility you thought you had. Huzzah.

**Lucky27** · 08-03-2009 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by Invader

Saturn doesn't have laser beams of any kind. I revoke any credibility you thought you had. Huzzah.

And how do you plan on proving your facts to me?

Rev. 12:7-10 L27IV

7 And war broke out in heaven: Michelangelo, and his angels battled with the shredder and his angels battled back.8 but he was not strong enough and no place was found for him in heaven. 9 So he was hurled into the sewers and the foot clan with him. 10 And then I heard a loud voice in heaven say: "Shhhuuuredderrrr we muuust eeewwpen the peeeurrrtal to dimeeenshaaan EXX"

I have all the proof I need from the Bible.

bro

**DrunkenArse** · 08-03-2009 02:59 PM

Oooooo Ooooooo ! I have one! Can you ask him to behave with compassion and cure sick people, end war and just generally make the universe a kick ass place to be for us humans?
In short, can you ask him to behave like he gives a flying fuck at a rolling hula hoop about us? Because that would be pretty big.

**Universal Mind** · 08-03-2009 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by PhilosopherStoned

Oooooo Ooooooo ! I have one! Can you ask him to behave with compassion and cure sick people, end war and just generally make the universe a kick ass place to be for us humans?
In short, can you ask him to behave like he gives a flying fuck at a rolling hula hoop about us? Because that would be pretty big.

But then he would be forced in his infinite power not to let you have free will, and that would be rape.

**Lucky27** · 08-03-2009 03:20 PM

I can't find my shoes lol

**DrunkenArse** · 08-03-2009 03:46 PM

I haven't been able to find my shoes since summer started. It's a good thing I work on the family nursery, so I can just wear my sandals. Happens every year....

@UM. That's a good point. Maybe he could just drop twenty pounds of weed at everyones feet...Nice fluffy headies mind you. That would be bigger (literally) than just some brick from mexico.

**hellohihello** · 08-03-2009 06:15 PM

To senseless!

**DrunkenArse** · 08-03-2009 07:23 PM

Well it's in the right forum at least

**Tyler** · 08-03-2009 07:34 PM

lol

**Universal Mind** · 08-04-2009 05:16 AM

Originally Posted by PhilosopherStoned

@UM. That's a good point. Maybe he could just drop twenty pounds of weed at everyones feet...Nice fluffy headies mind you. That would be bigger (literally) than just some brick from mexico.

Yeah, he won't even do that! The next time somebody asks me how I know God doesn't exist, I am going to say, "Do you see a big ass brick of pot at my feet?????"

**DrunkenArse** · 08-04-2009 05:28 AM

Being god sounds like good work if you can get it. You don't have to do shit! I wonder if they're hiring. What sort of qualifications do you think they ask for?

**Michael** · 08-04-2009 05:32 AM

god just showed me his never-ending penis and told me not to worry, and that it will all be ok. he said all i need to do it bow down and take whatever comes.

turns out god is homosexual..... no wonder there is no god's wife.

**Lucky27** · 08-05-2009 12:16 AM

are u stupid?

**Tyler** · 08-05-2009 12:18 AM

are you?

**tkdyo** · 08-05-2009 12:49 AM

we all are, in one way or another

**DrunkenArse** · 08-05-2009 02:23 PM

If bill clinton didn't try to sleep with one of those reporters on the way back from north korea, I would accept that as god doing something really big to fulfill Lucky27's request. I think that thats our last hope though. Time's about run out.

**Tyler** · 08-05-2009 02:27 PM

Hey it's 8/5/09 lock this shit up

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