Thread: The Gentlemen's Club

Originally Posted by Banana

that lamp is a chick

ive seen the full picture

So that lamp has a vagina?

i lol'd^^^

Originally Posted by hellohihello

I will never know, but I think Elis posted something about it's a girl and that's a tatoo.


http://www.phillyd.tv/2009/08/03/jes...nd-part-duece/

Google: "The lamp is a lie"

Gentlemen I just came across a list of 75 things evey guy should know.

1. Change a car tyre
2. Build a camp fire
3. Pitch a tent (a proper one fellas, watching porn does NOT count)
4. Fire a gun with moderate accuracy
5. Down a pint of beer in one gulp
6. Sharpen a knife
7. Train a dog
8. Powerslide a car round a corner
9. Paint a room
10. Mix concrete
11. Cut down a tree
12. Fix faulty wiring and light fittings
13. Change car oil and filter
14. Paddle a canoe
15. Set up an XBox on a HDTV
16. Steal your neighbours cable and/or WIFI connection
17. Read a map WITHOUT using a SatNav
18. Throw a mean left/right hook
19. Take a mean left/right hook
20. Cook a meal that isn’t beans on toast
21. Climb a mountain
22. Fillet a fish
23. Survive a shopping trip with your wife/girlfriend
24. Complete an army assault course
25. Survive on a desert island (Wilson volleyball is optional)
26. Go hiking for the weekend
27. Hold your own in a boxing ring
28. Survive a bear attack
29. Be able to bend it like Beckham
30. Fix a leaking pipe
31. Host a successful BBQ
32. Win a steak eating contest
33. Bet (and win) on a horse/dog race
34. Beat (at least) one of your friends at arm wrestling
35. Hit the bell on the strength contest at the local carnival (you know, the one where you have to swing the hammer)
36. Work out to get functional strength – not to look good!
37. Put out a fire
38. Go fishing with the fellas and actually catch something
39. Read a book – anything by Andy McNab is acceptable
40. Put up a shelf/bookshelf
41. Demonstrate nunchuck skills
42. Tie a Windsor knot
43. Install hardware/software onto your PC or Mac
44. Tarmac a driveway
45. Dance while holding a pint of beer (and not spilling the beer)
46. Walk home drunk from the pub/club without falling over
47. Survive being interrogated
48. Act like a gentleman around women
49. Win at least one drinking game against your mates
50. Drive really fast but never get caught by a camera or radar gun
51. Never get lost while driving and NEVER ask for directions
52. Listen to your wife/girlfriend while watching the football
53. Remember your wife/girlfriends birthday and/or anniversary
54. Look at hot women without being caught by your significant other
55. Dress well when you need to and slob it up when you don’t
56. Keep a covert porn stash where it can never be found (except by you)
57. Start a fire using nothing but two sticks and your ingenuity
58. Win at least one hand of poker against your friends
59. Fix a wobbly table without making the legs 6 inches shorter
60. Hussle somebody at a game of pool
61. Understand how to play and win on fruit machines
62. Make idle conversation with a hot blonde in a bar
63. Command a covert team of Special Forces soldiers in a paintball game
64. Open a stiff jar lid without blowing a blood vessel
65. Flare bottles and glasses like Tom Cruise in Cocktail
66. Carry a keg of beer to a party without dropping it
67. Pretend to like your wife/girlfriends friends
68. Thrash a few geeks on Call of Duty 4 on XBox Live
69. Know never to wear socks with sandals. Ever
70. Chop logs with an axe for firewood
71. Score at least 100 in a game of darts
72. Become a Centurion
73. Shave like your grandpa
74. NEVER forget Valentine’s Day
75. Save a child from being hit by a speeding car

Fellas let that one marinate in your cerebellum for a moment. hehe

I think the only thing a guy needs to know is how to spell "tire" correctly.

Great list Ne-yo

I ask you gentlemen...what are your favorite sports? -bites cuban while correcting position of single eye lens-

But also
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Just to contribute...
Vanessa Marcil.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Great list Ne-yo

I ask you gentlemen...what are your favorite sports? -bites cuban while correcting position of single eye lens-

My favorite sport to play is pick-up tackle football with friends in the park or on the beach. My favorite sport to watch is a tie between american football and basketball.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

I ask you gentlemen...what are your favorite sports? -bites cuban while correcting position of single eye lens-

Archery. I used a bare 35# recurve. Fletched my own arrows. I had to sell the bow to make up for school payments months ago, and I'm still sour about it.

You can tell us what your favorite sport is, too.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Great list Ne-yo

I ask you gentlemen...what are your favorite sports? -bites cuban while correcting position of single eye lens-

That'd be a 'monocle', Jeff

I fence. In my more narcissistic moments, I will tell you that it's the most badass sport I've ever seen. Épée is my weapon of choice, second to foil. It's in this sport where I can show off every part of me that I really adore: My flexibility, limb length, extreme balance and my laugh.
I wouldn't trade it for any other sport~

I dont play sports

Never had the money, grades, time, or interest

But fencing is something id like to try

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Great list Ne-yo

I ask you gentlemen...what are your favorite sports? -bites cuban while correcting position of single eye lens-

For me, Football (the real one you play with your feet). Although I was always a bit of a sports freak at school and played football, rugby, badminton, tennis, all forms of atletics like running, triple jump etc.

Don't have the time so much anymore, but still love my football

Gah... sports. I don't really like any sport, but if I had to pick something, I'd watch biathlon and do... nothing

Football is probably the only sport I actually watch...

Originally Posted by Banana

I dont play sports

Never had the money, grades, time, or interest

But fencing is something id like to try

You forgot talent.

Just kidding, bro.

I love soccer/fotball (the one Adam was talking about) It's the best sport, ever. I also love to play badminton.

Edit: Slayer, that lady looks like something that could appear in one of my nightmares... O_o she freaks me out.

I'm best at soccer(football), but it isn't as fun to me as football or basketball. I never understood the fun of baseball, someone throws a ball really fast at you and then you either run around bases for a few minutes or go sit down for a while and then on defense you just stand there for 75% of the time.

I'm not going to play soccer anymore for HS because I don't have enough time with other things I'm doing and it really isn't too much fun in HS as it was when I was younger, when everybody had fun instead of being so focused and serious.

The best sport is Table Tennis

Originally Posted by Demon Parasite

The best sport is Table Tennis

Agreed.

Edit: I'm gonna go play right now.

Sadly I haven't been able to play it in awhile, there hasn't been anywhere for me to go and play.

I've got one right here in my backyard that I can play at any time.

You all seem very enthused about sports. Rugby is something I've always wanted to try my hand at Adam. And fencing as well nN...but only if I get to wear my monocle when doing so .

Invader, archery is also something I've been hankering to try out. What about it do you like the most? The skilled precision of the game is what entices me about it.

My favorite sport would have to be soccer. In my younger years, I was the baddest goalie around. My second most favorite sport hands down would have to be eating with my hand down my pants. I'm kidding of course