Thread: Waiting in animal's penis, Dizzle and Shizzle

Two important things that Babelfish has shown me: 1) Pizzle, apparently, in Simplified Chinese means "animal's penis", and 2) every single song is hilarious when translated into Simplified Chinese through Babelfish then back to English. Make your own!

Drop It Like It's Hot, by Snoop Dogg, feat. Pharrel Williams, Babelfish Simplified Chinese translator

When pimp' It likes it's in the crib ma
Whereabouts;
The hot whereabouts it likes it's
The hot whereabouts it likes it's Hot
When the pig tries to gain affirmed that,
the park – it likes it's
The hot park it likes it's
The hot park it likes it's Hot
And, if nigga obtains the manner pop music,
It to like it's
The hot pop music it likes it's
The hot pop music it likes it's Hot
I obtained rolly my arm and I'm Pours out Chandon,
And I roll best weed cause, Uh, which I obtain it to continue!

(Verse: Pharrel Williams)

I'm a good dandy, has some good dream
Visible these ice pieces, sees these ice Qi to insult?
Qualified bachelor, 1,000,000 US dollar boat
That's the white compares what's; The overflow under yours throat's spirit
The outside roe interior
Likes committing suicide, the wrist likely to be red
I to be possible to exercise you, this may be your Phys.
Loves Germany in yours person ma, that's Cheat; how do you obtain the ahizzead
Murderer to strike quick-wittedly, I know in street's murderer
Quick-witted steel that'll enables you so to feel likely in hot don' Chinchilla;
Runs the attempt is trying my ear conversation which the grating excrement
Requests me to defecate all
When my niggaz fill ya vest they ain't gon defecated you through me
To consider that needed one second
Is not the fact, you should adopt four B
In you before quick-witted lil the slide P sexual intercourse

(Chorus)

(Verse: Snoop Dogg)

And thought I'm gangsta, but y'all knew that
Da big boss Dogg, after it must be that me to continue
A blue flag signal to pause my flank
But only in left side, that's nearby Crip
Ain't other ways have not hit the way which competes I
To use I to cut open you to think that I am DJ
[grasp mark] "Two!" - "One! " - "Yes, three!"
The tin dual operations, double G
I can' t fabricates it, breaks it, and, when I adopt it
To see my special study to be all girls to obtain nakedly
Therefore brings you the friend, all you; Inside
All came us to obtain world premiere here, now obtains lives!
Therefore don't changes dizzle, rotated in its spot
I to obtain the living room to have the happy angle money brizzles
Waiting in animal's penis, Dizzle and Shizzle
G's To bizzack, now here madame we gizzo

(Chorus)

(Verse: Snoop Dogg)

I'm a bad boy, quick-witted lotta ho's
Drives my automobile, and puts on my upper and lower garments
I to pause tenaciously, I'm true Bo$$
Big Pryer Dogg, he's So sharply
On television screen and in magazine
If you play me to be close, you Obtained the gun in red beam's
Rare earth, oh you - therefore you want popularly?
AK-47 nigga, stops that now!
Cement shoe, now I'm In active
You's again - family sob
Now your news their can't discovered,
That you, and they thought of now you
Must I remind your I'm, Only here reverses your
To hit the human with the pistol grip handle you, dips you, then to turn over you
Then to dance to this motherfucking music we crip
Subscribes nigga, obtains the yo
Question baby to come closely, how lets me see you to escape!

Chorus

Snooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooop

PRYOR DOGG IN THE HOUSE