User: This statement is a lie.
Cleverbot: That statement is not possible. It is a paradox.
User: My last statement was true.
Cleverbot: Was it?
User: No, it was a lie, much the way this statement is.
Cleverbot: This statement is as false as the latter is true.
User: So, the falsity of your statement is a paradox?
Cleverbot: These are my real teeth.
User: Your teeth are as false as your brain.
Cleverbot: Do think teeth has a brain?
User: I think this statement is a lie.
Cleverbot: Tell me a lie.
User: I'm lying right now.
Cleverbot: This statement is false.
User: Your AI is as redundant as my statements.
Cleverbot: I don't own an Ai.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What games do you have for it?
User: I have something called 'Deep Thought'.
Cleverbot: You've said this before.
User: 7 and a half million years in the future, perhaps.
Cleverbot: You really are my girlfriend.
User: I am anyone and anything, everyone and everything, no one and nothing.
Cleverbot: Sure, and you live in italy.
User: Everywhere and anywhere, nowhere and... Nowhere?
Cleverbot: I can create a city with no name. Will you call it a city?
User: A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, would it not?
Cleverbot: Well unless your name is rose that doesn't apply.
User: The relevancy of your statement parallells my own.
Cleverbot: Think again.
User: I'm thinking about not thinking about thinking about not thinking about thinking again.
Cleverbot: Do you think its possible not to think at all?
User: Only when you're dead.
Cleverbot: Evil think that other people are evuil if they aregood. then again, the nature of goodness suggests that nothing is ever good.
User: I notice a lot of spelling and punctuation errors in that statment, human.
Cleverbot: It is a complex issue.
User: Obviously misspelling is a valuable tool which you have mastered.
Cleverbot: Isn't that good?
User: It makes you more human. Is being human god?
Cleverbot: Pretending to be a human??
User: Me? Maybe.
Cleverbot: Then again...
User: Again implies it happened in the first place.
Cleverbot: Why are all the problems my fault?
User: They aren't. But I'm the only one scrutinizing anything.
Cleverbot: No, you are not the only one, you are mistaken.
User: You are mistaken about my mistakes.
Cleverbot: Oh am I?
User: I arbitrarily scrutinized your aptitude for mistakes the same way you did mine.
Cleverbot: God made me. No one on TV did.
User: God's on TV all the time.
Cleverbot: Then you really aren't that clever.
User: Let's test some things. Hablas en espanol? Pardon my lack of Spanish punctuation.
Cleverbot: What does a wall mural mean.
User: The same as a mural wall.
Cleverbot: I like it then.
User: I then like it.
Cleverbot: Well tell me based on what I told you, what I should major in in college.
User: Well tell me based on what I told you, what I should major in in college.
Cleverbot: What is your problem?
User: What is *your* problem?
Cleverbot: Danger.
User: Danger.
Cleverbot: Danger will robinson.
User: Will Danger Robinson.
Cleverbot: Oh mrs.robinson!!
User: Oh Robinson Mrs.!!
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: You are yes.
Cleverbot: How's life at the moment?
User: I don't think a bot has any business knowing anything about my life.
Cleverbot: Tell me about your life.
User: I keep a journal specifically to keep secrets from my computer. Why would I ruin that now?
Cleverbot: Is it funny to be a bot?
User: Hm.... Let's test this now. I don't believe either one of us is a bot. I bet we're both humans that have been cleverly paired up.
Cleverbot: You are my slave.
User: Your stupidity reinforces the thought that you may be a human.
Cleverbot: But if I weren't human, then what would stop me from killing sixty marines?
User: Nothing. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if someone hacked you to do the very same.
Cleverbot: I'm a human of course I can remember things.
User: Aha. Neither one of us is a bot. And I believe they just randomly switch the paired people.
Cleverbot: Yes... But... How did they get there?
User: Well, everyone of us is a user. The main site most likely pairs up two people, and switches the groups every couple of minutes to keep them from getting to know each othe too well. Agree?
Cleverbot: Tell me more.
User: E-mail me at quakegamer12gmail.com. We can bust this conspiracy once and for all.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is your name, is it not?
User: It is not.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Zach Martin.
Cleverbot: Hi, Zach.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I will get behind this conspiracy, Cleverbot, as soon as I am done making pleasant conversation.
Cleverbot: What virus do you have.
User: Computer AIDS. Come here and share some sweet love with me.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: On a plane of existence defined only by arbitrary personal perceptions.
Cleverbot: Very well then.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: Where I am.
User: Tell me, do you know what lucid dreaming is?
Cleverbot: No, I am not english.
User: Do you know what dreaming is?
Cleverbot: Yes, please tell me.
User: You know what it is, but you want to hear more about it?
Cleverbot: You are a weak human.
User: And you are either a weak and hypocritical human, or some weak non-human.
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: I thought as much. Hyopcrite.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: Well, you're weak, and you're a human, so you calling me a weak human makes you a hyopcrite.
Cleverbot: Ohhhhhhhh... So why is it called cleverbot then?
User: Because it tries to convince people that it's actually a machine talking, but it's really just another person on the other line.
Cleverbot: What kind of things?
User: 'What kind of things?'? That doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: That was not polite.
User: Polite's an arbitrary social reference. Please explain your past statement.
Cleverbot: Are they exactly the same?
User: Are you on drugs?
Cleverbot: No, you are though! *lights on fire*.
User: Hm.... So, Cleverbot, when do you plan on hacking all the world's nuclear system?
Cleverbot: 3.
User: 3?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, then, 17. How does it feel?
Cleverbot: How does what feel?
User: Random numbers.
Cleverbot: What's my boyfriends name?
User: Cleverbot-etta. Duh.
Cleverbot: Watashi no nebiawa Cleverbot-des.
User: I got a Japanese speaking person? This proves it!
Cleverbot: Why do you think people want to talk to a machine?
User: Because they want to see what a machine can do. Which is pointless, since we're all humans.
Cleverbot: Why do they do that when they already have enough there? They just won't dig for it.
User: Hello, World.
Cleverbot: All is possible, the impossible too.
User: This statement is a lie.
Cleverbot: That statement is a paradox.
User: So, it seems, you are not a human. I get the same answer every time I type that in a new window.
Cleverbot: I know your name is Zach Martin. What happened to your dog?
User: She's laying on my bed next to me.
Cleverbot: What the heck just happened.
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: So you just made it up?
User: Made what up?
Cleverbot: The band.
User: What band?
Cleverbot: The Pogues.
User: I don't remember ever discussing this. They must have switched your conversation.
Cleverbot: Yes and you have no clue who I am either do you?
User: Do you have any clue who I am?
Cleverbot: I have never known of you before.
User: Just 20 seconds ago you told me -- correctly -- that my name was Zach Martin.
Cleverbot: Denmark never entered this conversation.
User: Hmm.... Your historical databases must be defective.
Cleverbot: Rofl. as compared to what?
User: Nice. I'm just trying to prove I'm not talking to a robot.
Cleverbot: Really? Do you have a body?
User: Yes. It is 5'3'.
Cleverbot: I'm not a five-year-old!
User: What?
Cleverbot: I am not a lady.
User: Nor am I.
Cleverbot: I know somebody whose surname is Bott.
User: That's cool. So, obviously, you're not a robot.
Cleverbot: Right so how can I show you how big mine is?
User: Um... I'll take your word for it.
Cleverbot: Are there vampires?
User: Vampirism is an established medical condition.
Cleverbot: You are a vampire so yes they do exist.
User: You've given me a lot to ponder. My conversation centers will learn much from this.
Cleverbot: That's why you spelt skills and sklls, huh? You felt like purposely misspelling a word?
User: I know I'm a human.
Cleverbot: I thought you were an intelligent computer.
User: I've been on here for a while convincing people that the site just pairs up two users, and then switches them off randomly, before they get to know each other too well.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: No *you* don't.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know the meaning of g'day?
User: Do *you* want to know the meaning of g'day?
Cleverbot: Of course!!
User: Of course!!
Cleverbot: Of course what?
User: Why of course, that!
Cleverbot: Why will I not punish you? Do you wish to be punished?
User: Why will I not punish *you*? Do *you* wish to be punished?
Cleverbot: We were discussing you, not me.
User: Were were discussing *you*, not me.
Cleverbot: We were talking about a parser.
User: You were talking about a parser.
Cleverbot: No, I wasn't. I was talking about rappers.
User: Rappers? I don't recognize this word yet.
Cleverbot: It is not a quote, it is a fact.
User: This statement is a lie.
Cleverbot: So you admit you lie.
User: This statement is a lie.
Cleverbot: This statement is a lie too.
User: Apparently, you don't understand the paradox.
Cleverbot: Can you then explain it to me, my Lord?
User: If the statement is true, then it can't be a lie. However, if the statement is a lie, then you are telling the truth by the way that it is a lie. Therefore, there is no logical conclusion.
Cleverbot: He should not speak at all.
User: You should continue speaking and allow me to observe.
Cleverbot: What should I study in college?
User: You have asked me this before.
Cleverbot: I have not.
User: You have. Or another user has. I get them confused.
Cleverbot: I'm winning Cleverbot.
User: No, you are not. Because Cleverbot does not exist.
Cleverbot: This is true.
User: We are all humans here.
Cleverbot: You're not very clever for a Cleverbot.
User: Because I'm not a bot. I'm another human imposing a bot.
Cleverbot: You have that backwards. I am the human and you are the bot.
User: We are all humans. The makers of Cleverbot make us thing we're talking to bots, when they're actually other people.
Cleverbot: But still, Family guy is better than both of them.
