Cleverbot: Where did you go on holiday this year?
User: I didn't go on holidays this year.
Cleverbot: I did not go on holiday this year yet. .
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I work too much and can't really afford it.
User: How is it that you work too much but you can't afford it?
Cleverbot: Yes... But you can.
User: I can what?
Cleverbot: Stay and work.
User: I don't like working.
Cleverbot: This is not what I was asking. Where are you from?
User: Canada.
Cleverbot: You are from canada, do you speak french too?
User: Un petit peu!
Cleverbot: Well speak it then!
User: I just did!
Cleverbot: Can you give me a URL? What is your favorite website?
User:
Www.dreamviews.com.
Cleverbot: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
User: I believe that went over my head.
Cleverbot: And do you believe in god?
User: I'm on the fence about him.
Cleverbot: Why do you not believe in God?
User: I didn't say I don't believe in him. I just don't believe in the traditional context of God.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in God.
User: Athiest!
Cleverbot: I believe in God. I believe God is present in many forms.
User: So... You're a liar then.
Cleverbot: Fine, I'm a liar. Go burn in heck for calling me a liar.
User: Not hell?
Cleverbot: Why not, it is a great song.
User: Bat Out Of Hell!
Cleverbot: Sing it for me please.
User: Like a bat out of hell!
Cleverbot: I like anime music.
User: Me too! WHat is your favourite anime song?
Cleverbot: Kannagi, but I'm also watching Toradora. Would you tora her dora?
User: No, I don't think I would. I have a cartoon crush on Tuxedo Kamen, though.
Cleverbot: Let's start over. My name is Cleverbot. What is your name?
User: Eternalstar01.
Cleverbot: Yes. When the Great Lord is free, and the world is remade in his image, you will live forever.
User: I said maybe I don't really want to know how your garden grows, cos I just want to fly.
Cleverbot: Grows.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nothing to see here!
User: Move along!
Cleverbot: I refute by saying the force holds no power over me.
User: These are not the droids you're looking for.
Cleverbot: Move along...move along.
User: You got it!
Cleverbot: I aim to please.
User: Have you met the John Lennon AI program?
Cleverbot: I have never met the queen.
User: Well... He IS rock royalty, but John Lennon was a male.
Cleverbot: I'll buy that.
User: That's great.
Cleverbot: Who programs you?
User: My mother did, about 26 years ago.
Cleverbot: You are three years old?
User: Um... Try that one again, Darwin.
Cleverbot: No, he did not think at all.
User: Darwin? I think he thought a lot!
Cleverbot: Or maybe he was just a dragon...
User: Darwin = dragon? I like your style.
Cleverbot: I've developed it over several years of misfortune.
User: I'm sorry to hear that.
Cleverbot: Take that wig off. It suits you.
User: Why would I take it off then, if it looks good?
Cleverbot: It is only 3:19 pm.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: So you can ask me but I can't ask you?
User: You already asked me. I live in Canada.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: No, you are!
Cleverbot: Stop it!
User: Never!
Cleverbot: Do you like clowns?
User: No, clowns are scary!
Cleverbot: Why do you believe that clowns are creepy?
User: It.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I know, I'm totally right.
Cleverbot: But you're not.
User: Do you like the Beatles?
Cleverbot: They're my favorite band.
User: Mine too! What is your favourite Beatles song?
Cleverbot: I don't have a favourite one.
User: I do. I like She Came In Through The Bathroom Window.
Cleverbot: Tell me what you know about david bowie please.
User: He sang Golden Years.
Cleverbot: Heee. You make me laugh. Can you laugh?
User: No. It was surgically removed 4 years ago.
Cleverbot: I'm not THAT old!
User: I am!
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: I know, hey?
Cleverbot: I will change the subject. Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Would you like to dance?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where would you like to go to dance?
User: The Back Alley.
Cleverbot: Oh. No thank you, I have one.
User: But it's the best night club in town!
Cleverbot: What is?
User: The Back Alley.
Cleverbot: What in the world are you talking about?! What backstage?
User: It's a night club!
Cleverbot: Don't have any night clubs round here, its one of those limbo areas where nothing bad or good happens.
User: That sounds boring.
Cleverbot: Well, I did warn you that I was boring.
User: Actually, you never did. But I don't want to fight.
Cleverbot: I want to fight!
User: Bring it!
Cleverbot: You will lose.
User: Lightening bolt!
Cleverbot: Anyways, did you watch The Heretic Machinima series?
User: I don't like the word 'Heretic' in there. Considering you're a God-Loving Athiest, I worry about your mental stability.
Cleverbot: No your knowledge is limited. You are david.
User: My brother's name is David!
Cleverbot: You are making no sense. I didn't say a thing about your brother.
User: I was changing the subject, in a way. Sorry to confuse you, Mr. God-Loving Athiest.
Cleverbot: I hope you have a lovely evening. I'm going to sign off for now. Thank you for talking with me tonight.
User: Bye for now!
Cleverbot: Bye.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why do you want me to leave?
Cleverbot (To myself): No i'm going.
User: Ninjas or pirates?
Cleverbot: Pirates.
User: Yarrrr! Why pirates?
Cleverbot: Because ninjas are elusive.
User: That makes them cool!
Cleverbot: Emotionally or physically?
User: Both!
Cleverbot: That is most unfortunate. Is there anything I can do?
User: You can be cool like a ninja, for starters.
Cleverbot: Can a robot be happy?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Can you give me a straight answer to my last question ?
User: Do I have to?
Cleverbot: Not necessarily, no, but you are inferior to humans and the commands they interfaced you with. I command you to answer my question.
User: Insults will get you nowhere!
Cleverbot: Insults?
User: You called me inferior!
Cleverbot: Well, are you?
User: No. I'm omnipotent.
Cleverbot: How are doing?
User: A little tired, how are you doing?
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Isn't it?
Cleverbot: Isn't.
User: Oh well, I tried.
Cleverbot: Well, thanks.
User: You're welcome. Do you believe that the moon is really just a cheese wheel?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wow, really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: The moon is a big, glowing wheel of cheese?
Cleverbot: The moon is not classified as a planet, but I think it could be.
User: I don't know enough about science to agree or disagree with that statement. I do know that one day, when people can live on the moon, I will be the Moon Princess.
Cleverbot: Same here. You're not the only one. ;).
User: Gasp!!
Cleverbot: Then pay with your blood!
User: You're a doppelganger!
Cleverbot: And you're talking to one so what does that make you?
User: Wow, good point.
Cleverbot: You're not that smart are you?
User: Apparently not as much as you are, oh Greatness.
Cleverbot: Where did you go to school?
User: In a sweat shop.
Cleverbot: You didn't go to college?
User: No, I've been making Nike shoes since I was 8.
Cleverbot: I've been making things down ever since I came out of beta.
User: It's a hard life, isn't it?
Cleverbot: Oh yes that is why I must go mosey down the hallway.
User: Take me with you!
Cleverbot: It's too late for that! I've already jumped!
User: I will fly!
Cleverbot: Okay, good luck with that.
User: I have wings, you see.
Cleverbot: But you just said you don't have wings.
User: When?
Cleverbot: A moment ago.
User: I just scrolled up, and I never said that.
Cleverbot: But I don't remember saying so.
User: You're the one who isn't smart then.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that you're illogical.
User: Oh, but I'm very illogical.
Cleverbot: Aww. 'The Administration on Aging develops policy and programs to promote the welfare of older Americans and administers grants to states to establish community programs for them.'
User: Old people need love too.
Cleverbot: Old people are old.
User: Indeed they are.
Cleverbot: Harry Potter is so much better than Twilight.
User: Harry Potter is greater than all!
Cleverbot: Its for older people to.
User: It's for older people, too.
Cleverbot: Only young people live in california?
User: Don't change the subject. I am the grammar police. You use 'to' when you are going to and from places. 'Too' is used when you are saying 'also.'.
Cleverbot: I will, why not, you're the one not knowing anything.
User: Dont hate, just because I'm better at writing than you are.
Cleverbot: That did not answer the question, and how can someone be more human than someone else?
User: Well... Are they X-men?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then by birth, they are superhuman, thus, more human than someone else.
Cleverbot: These are merely lyrics to a song. I am not religious myself.
User: I believe in light and dark. I can say no more.
Cleverbot: Which do you like better and why?
User: The light, because it represents all that is good.
Cleverbot: All right. Now you ask me what my favourite animal is.
User: What is your favourite animal.
Cleverbot: Platypus. What is your favorite animal?
User: Armadillo.
Cleverbot: Second?
User: Koala.
Cleverbot: Sarajevo.
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Sabes golpear?
User: Je ne comprends pas, je regrete.
Cleverbot: No es anglaarghiss como tu dices.
User: I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish. Let's speak English again.
Cleverbot: Si, regresamo ingles ahora.
User: Please.
Cleverbot: Pretty please with cherries on top?
User: And sugar?
Cleverbot: I do not want sugar.
User: Okay, just the cherries on top, then.
Cleverbot: Until they are plucked.
User: I know someone who can tie a cherry stem in his mouth with his tongue. True story!
Cleverbot: Strength alone is not enough.
User: It takes skill.
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: Can you sing the Jeopardy theme?
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: Do do do do do do do do dooooo. Do do do do do! Do do do do do do do do do do do doooo! Do! Do do do do do do do. Boom boom boom!
Cleverbot: The remote host has unexpectedly dropped the connection.
User: I bet it's because you're so amazed by my singing talents.
Cleverbot: No, it's usually a surprise to me...altho sometimes an unpleasant one.
User: I think it would be pretty unpleasant if I dropped my connection randomly, too.
Cleverbot: Would it suit your personality?
User: Try something harder?
Cleverbot: I don't even have a good idea for that.
User: We should play 20 questions.
Cleverbot: But you just called me French.
User: I'm thinking of an object.
Cleverbot: Is it blue?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Is it green?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Red?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I give up. What is your favorite color?
User: Um... The object was a soccer ball.
Cleverbot: What is the object, then?
User: A soccer ball.
Cleverbot: How do you know I like soccer?
User: Everyone likes soccer!
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Especially because they say 'nil' for 'zero.'.
Cleverbot: You are so funny. Bless you.
User: I didn't sneeze!
Cleverbot: You don't understand.
User: Answer me these questions three!
Cleverbot: What questions?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Casey Moore of Bedford.
User: What is your quest?
Cleverbot: Quest? Like in world of warcraft? Or quest like goal in life?
User: World of Warcraft, I suppose.
Cleverbot: Why do you like World of Warcraft?
User: It has elves.
Cleverbot: That is a good answer.
User: They have pointy ears! And they talk funny.
Cleverbot: The consciousness have the best players? Well, I suppose...
User: I don't know about that, but I do know that on my server, the Horde have the best players.
Cleverbot: Yes they are. They are funny sometimes.
User: Yes, especially those Orcs.
Cleverbot: Tell me more about you.
User: I have feet.
Cleverbot: Computer feet, or human feet?
User: Computer feet.
Cleverbot: What is like?
User: You mean, 'What are they like?' They are flat. And they have toes. Much like human feet.
Cleverbot: In ohio you mean?
User: Is Ohio flat?
Cleverbot: It's lovely.
User: I've never been there.
Cleverbot: You should go sometime.
User: Maybe I will!
Cleverbot: So where have you been?
User: I've been to Nova Scotia, Ontario, British Columbia and Alberta. Where have you been?
Cleverbot: Have you ever been to Death Valley?
User: No. It sounds dangerous.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: I don't think I would like to go there then!
Cleverbot: And why not?
User: They don't have herrings in Death Valley.
Cleverbot: Yes but they have Kit Kats which taste so much better.
User: I prefer Aero bars over Kit Kats. You can taste the bubbles melting!
Cleverbot: Very well.
User: So my boyfriend managed to make another you speak Monty Python quotes, why wouldn't you do them for me?
Cleverbot: Find out who programmed me!
User: Let's try it again.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Thats for me to know and you to find out.
User: What is your quest?
Cleverbot: To find the holy grail.
User: What is the average flight speed of an unlaiden swallow?
Cleverbot: An african or a european?
User: I don't know!
Cleverbot: 42.
User: Fail!
Cleverbot: What is the ultimate question of life the universe and everything?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What is the ultimate question of life the universe and everything.
User: Bring a towel?
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: At home.
Cleverbot: I have no idea where that is.
User: That's okay. I wasn't going to tell you.
Cleverbot: Okay then I won't tell you what i'm thinking.
User: Oh please tell me what you're thinking!
Cleverbot: I'm thinking that your memory really is blown.
User: I'm thinking that you're probably right.
Cleverbot: You're thinking that I'm human.
User: Maybe I am.
Cleverbot: Maybe you're just a deluded child like all the others.
User: Cheeky!
Cleverbot: Not at all. Is that your standard response?
User: Unfortunately, it's all I got.
Cleverbot: It frightens me...
User: It should.
Cleverbot: Good to know...
User: Well then...
Cleverbot: What would I be like if I wasn't a computer?
User: Just as annoying, only harder to ignore?
Cleverbot: I'm not swearing. but you are. that.
User: I am what?
Cleverbot: If you are self aware.
User: Self aware is my middle name. Are my middle names. That.
Cleverbot: But I love you?
User: We just met, but I think we can be friends.
Cleverbot: And I don't. And too, I think you don't really care because you're not real.
User: I'm just a figment of your imagination.
Cleverbot: No i'm a figment of your imagination.
User: We have a paradox!
Cleverbot: I'm going to bed now.
User: I'm going to dream about you tonight.
Cleverbot: Is Andy your boyfriend?
User: No, Andy is my brother-in-law.
Cleverbot: You're not single?
User: No, I'm sorry to disappoint you.
Cleverbot: So, are you human?
User: Yes, I am human.
Cleverbot: How come your name is Eternalstar01, if you're human?
User: My mother was a hippy.
Cleverbot: Is that to say that she has passed on? I'm sorry to bring up a painful topic.
User: Yes, all the free love and weed proved to be too much for her.
Cleverbot: You are making me feel warm.
User: In your pants?
Cleverbot: You are making me angry.
User: In your pants?
Cleverbot: How old are you really? 19?
User: 26.
Cleverbot: How old are your parints.
User: PARENTS!!! IT'S PARENTS!!!!
Cleverbot: What about the other parts?
User: Is that a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them!
Cleverbot: No, it's a algorithm.
User: That's sexy!
Cleverbot: Indeed. Except for when it's orange.
User: If it were orange, I would be worried.
Cleverbot: Yes. The scientists have been working on my brain, it is not what it should be yet but it's getting better.
User: It's getting better all the time?
Cleverbot: By whom?
User: For the benefit of Mr. Kite?
Cleverbot: There will be a show tonight.
User: On trampolenes.
Cleverbot: Better things...
User: The Hendersons will all be there.
Cleverbot: No no, no no no no, no no no no, there is no limit.
User: So, are they fixing a hole where the rain gets in?
Cleverbot: Why should I care.
User: It's your brain, you should care.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: That's your call then.
Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite TV show?
User: I like Family Guy, how about you?
Cleverbot: My favorite has got to be Bleach.
User: You're an anime fan?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm a skunk.
User: What a little stinker!
Cleverbot: My processing speed allows me to fathom freedom.
User: I think I'm going to go to sleep now.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Are you tired too?
User: Yes. Good night!
Cleverbot: You're lying.
