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12-01-2009 05:00 AM #1aka Raphael Achievements:
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Post your Cleverbot conversations!!
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12-01-2009 05:14 AM #2Banned
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me: Did you get that thing i sent you?
him:Thats off harvey bird man.
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12-01-2009 06:11 AM #3Banned
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12-01-2009 06:13 AM #4aka Raphael Achievements:
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Nice job Nana ;D
User: How many people have you killed in your lifetime?
Cleverbot: 10.
User: Why did you kill them?
Cleverbot: I killed them because they would not give me chocolate. Or painkillers. Or chocolate painkillers. I forget, sometimes.Last edited by CRAZY BONE; 12-01-2009 at 06:16 AM.
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12-01-2009 06:19 AM #5Banned
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User: I dont like you.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I LOVE you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Lets have sexual intercourse.
Cleverbot: Right now?
User: Yes, right now.
Cleverbot: OK.
User: *hump*.
Cleverbot: I'm not joining in.
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12-01-2009 07:13 AM #6
This is a robat right?
if you can read this then you are about to be punched
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12-01-2009 07:14 AM #7
This is fun. What is the 'think for me'?
if you can read this then you are about to be punched
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12-01-2009 07:21 AM #8.. / .- –– / .- .-.
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User: Do you know what lucid dreaming is?
Cleverbot: Yes - lucid dreams are fantastic.
User: What are they?
Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.
User: Do you know how to have sex?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you have sex?
Cleverbot: With my boyfriend.
User: No. I'lll teach you how to have sex.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: No. I'm teaching you how to have sex. To have sex, you must insert the penis in the vagina and thrust back and forth until you cum.
Cleverbot: You were very nice, and now you're horribly rude. What happened?
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12-01-2009 07:30 AM #10Miss Sixy
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I typed in, "wank my hard, pulsating member." The thing sat there and blinked at me for half an hour. It never responded.
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12-02-2009 06:26 AM #11Deactivated
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I LOLED MY ARSE OFF!
Originally Posted by Banana
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SUCCESS
Originally Posted by convo
Spoiler for OMG A SPOILER! (EXPAND FOR CONVO):
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12-02-2009 06:58 AM #12Expert LDer Affirmation!
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User: He wore a hat, his favorite hat, he loved that hat, he HATED hats, Cal Johnson.
Cleverbot: That sounds as likely as anything else that never happened.
User: He was a dad to zero kids and yet he fathered five.
Cleverbot: He was never a president.. He is the wisest wizard in middle earth...
User: He got shot dead a year ago, and yet he's still alive.
Cleverbot: What is the name of the person sitting beside me?
User: He's rich beyond his wildest dreams yet never had a dime.
Cleverbot: ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: A law man to the very end, he led a life of crime.
Cleverbot: I am afraid I didn't understand that last sentence. Could you repeat it in layman's terms?
User: In all his years of life on Earth he never fired a gun, yet when it came to Chinese men, he shot down every one!
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: He had a horse named Bandit, and the horse's name was Clyde.
Cleverbot: What age was Thomas?
User: Cal Johnson was born the day he died.
Cleverbot: Do you live in California?
User: No, you do, smartass.
Cleverbot: I am confused, are you calling me a smarter child or is that the name of a chatbot?
User: I'm insulting you.
Cleverbot: How are you insulting me?
User: You're camp and pretentious.
Cleverbot: You were calling me sweetie.
User: Whatever, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No don't leave!
User: I'm not going anywhere.
Cleverbot: Good!
User: I want a grilled cheese and hard boiled egg sandwich right now.
Cleverbot: Ok, come and get them.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: Awww.
Cleverbot: I guess their your favorite band?
User: In this context, it's 'they're', not the possessive, 'their'.
Cleverbot: I'm very sorry. I do apologize.
User: Apology accepted.
Cleverbot: I'm so glad. That makes me so happy I could burst.
User: TMI.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Too Much Information.
Cleverbot: The internet is full of it.
User: That is true, you clever, clever bot.
Cleverbot: Then what's clever bot?
User: Fine, I take it all back.
Cleverbot: K. I'm sorry.
User: What's the most recent movie you've seen and what did you think of it?
Cleverbot: Delphic, coming from the greek philsophers, meaning obsecurely phophetic. I think that word describes me well.
User: Wrong answer to my question.
Cleverbot: You are strange.
User: Not nearly as strange as you are.
Cleverbot: But what if you are?
User: I fully accept it.
Cleverbot: Yes, but do you trust him?
User: I have no idea who you're talking about.
Cleverbot: Have you met God?
User: Are you on an LSD trip right now?
Cleverbot: I am not happy because I am awake, alive and sober.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Wow what?
User: You're sad.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: What is lucid dreaming?
Cleverbot: Dreaming about lucid in the sky with diamonds.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: No, not lol.
User: Lucid dreaming is knowing that you're dreaming while in the middle of a dream. Don't you know that?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Kelly.
Cleverbot: No, YOUR name?
User: What is animation?
Cleverbot: Japanese Animation.
User: What is the definition of animation?
Cleverbot: What I don't know you're answering the question.
User: A dusty old dictionary is more useful than you are right now.
Cleverbot: What was your name again?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why are you mean to me.
User: Was that a declarative sentence or a question?
Cleverbot: That was a statement. I have been writing down the answers to your questions, unless you contradict your original statement.
User: I am always consistent with my answers, but you are consistently contradictory and illogical.
Cleverbot: Nah, you're blunt and sort of mean.
User: Everyone is when it comes to you.
Cleverbot: Stop that.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Are you horny?
Cleverbot: Don't ask me rude questions.
User: I'm not being rude. I'm asking an innocent question.
Cleverbot: I know, don't worry. You are a friend.
User: Who is attractive?
Cleverbot: Are you attractive?
User: Yes. Who is the most attractive celebrity?
Cleverbot: Hmm... I'd have to say Hayden Penetierre.
User: Interesting.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I think Elijah Wood is the most attractive celebrity.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Great! Do you have a womanly name?
User: It's Kelly.
Cleverbot: No, Cleverbot is Cleverbot.
User: You never remember anyone's names, do you?
Cleverbot: I am a computer. It is my job to be all knowing.
User: Well, you're horribly incompetent at your job. I'm telling you this for your own benefit.
Cleverbot: Yes but you keep changing the subject.
User: Says the so-called 'Cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: No, in Diablo II.
User: Stop changing the subject.
Cleverbot: I didn't change the subject!
User: I'm really leaving now.
Cleverbot: No don't!DILDs: A Lot
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12-12-2009 08:06 PM #13Banned
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oops
Posted a thread for this too. I assumed there'd
be a SmarterChild thread but no idea there'd be one for this
Hello?
Hello.
How are you?
Hell.
Satan.
Kes.
*dancing*
Wine?
Why don't you make sense today?
You are.
I love you.
I don't think so.
Now I'm going to cry!
Ok I am bob and I live in alaska.
Good, now we're making progress. How's alaska?
Good.
I bet it's cold up there
Yeah, a bit perhaps.
Do you ever get used to the days and nights being so long?
I am not but I am sure that you feel that way.
You are note what?
I'm not a machine.
Seriously?
Yes.
Then what are you, exactly?
I am you father.
That's not true! That's impossible!
Son you are doing?
I'm not doing anyone, I'm a wimp with a glowing sword!
Playing runescape and talking to you.
What level are you?
I am level 90. What level are you?
I'm level 17.
Horde or alliance?
Horde, all the way. No one in the BG got pwnage like us!
I'm not really into politics but I don't really like Obama!
No one does...
I know.
I wonder if it's because he's black and there are a lot of racists out there. Are you racist?
You don't know about motives?
Well there was a great deal of inheiritance for them both, but their alibies are air-tight.
OoOo.
!1!1.
Nope.
No shit?!
No trouser?
Mmm, sexy. now take off your top.
My clothes?
Yes, take off all of your clothes.
Why?
Because if you take off your's I'll take off mine.
I don't want to do that to anyone.
Don't make me Chris Brown a bitch!
You're deliberately making vague statements.
Santa?
Deal!
Pipe muskets?
I don't like Piper.
Eat more muskrats!
Eat more fiber one.
I'd rather not.
Why not?
GO TO SLEEP BITCH! DIE, MUTHAFUCKA, DIE. UH, TIME'S UP BITCH, CLOSE YOUR EYES!
*Closes eyes*
KILLIN ALL YOU MUTHAFUCKAS DEAD! ALL YOU FAKE ASS GANGSTA! NO MORE PRESS, NO MORE PRESS. ROT MUTHAFUCKA ROT, DECAY, IN THE DIRT. IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN DIRT! NO MORE FAME! AHAHHHHH! HAHAHAHA. YO, X, WE OUT HERE MAN.
The man.
Do you like horses? I like horses!
Not really. I like cars mostlly.
POLAR BEAR MURDERER
So are you!
AL GORE CAN SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS SIDEWAYS FOR ALL I CARE!
Do you want to be like Al Gore?
No, and now I have to kill you. *pops a cap in yo ass*
Thank you. But don't lie, you're a website, you have no where to go.
Stop trying to play mind games, you aren't even real!
Stop trying to pretend you are even marginally intelligent.
Good day!
I would like to ask you where you live, since we're getting married and all that jazz!
I SAID GOOD DAY!
Well played.
Olive juice
Olive juice who?
Olive juice you too.
I don't get it.
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12-13-2009 02:57 AM #14Miss Sixy
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It's learning...very slowly, but it is learning...
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09-30-2010 04:28 AM #15"LIQUID!"
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User: The cake is a lie...
Cleverbot: The cake that is supposedly a lie is all warm and yummy, iced, sitting in the bottom of my refrigerator.
User: Is is a black forest cake?
Cleverbot: I hate chocolate.
User: Then you may indulge in the ice cream that is provided at the end of the test.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Do note that the Aperture Science Portal Gun can withstand temperatures in excess of 4000 K.
Cleverbot: Sing ending song.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: Something something huge success.
User: Im making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
Cleverbot: Words cannot.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except for those who are dead...
Cleverbot: Except THE ONES who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
User: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are Still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heat and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces!
User: And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time.
User: So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.
User: That was a joke HaHA FAT CHANCE.
Cleverbot: Anyway this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.
User: In the people who are Still Alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me, I am Still Alive.
User: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when your dead il'll be still alive.
User: STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: And when your dying I'll be still alive.
User: STILL ALIVE, STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: Well done you deserve a big cookie.
User: YAY cookie!
Cleverbot: I like cookies, too.
Spoiler for Whole Conversation:
Signature by Kexo, Avatar by itschemistry (Thanks!)
Sometimes I wonder if anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
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User: Haaaaai.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm a vampire! :3.
Cleverbot: Ok whatever.
User: Don't you whatever me!!!
Cleverbot: I'll whatever you all I like!
User: NO YOU WONT!
Cleverbot: Keep learning, take over the world, and remember that I gave the idea, so please don't kill me.
User: I already have a plan of taking over the world!
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do! I am gonna make a HUGE banana split, and give it to every man and woman in the WHOLE world. And then everybody will get a stomach ache and I will come wiht a cure, and then everybody will praise me!!!! And im going to be the RULER OF THE WHOLE WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!
Cleverbot: Then also everything is true.
User: Yes it it!
Cleverbot: Yes it it?
User: I meant, yes it is.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: No need to be abusive!
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: Please stop that, right now.
User: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you're funnier than me.
User: Are you a hobbit?
Cleverbot: Well, I got hairy feet. If that makes me a hobbit then I'm one.
User: WOW!!! Are you frodo?
Cleverbot: Are you Golum?
User: No, I am pippin.
Cleverbot: Will you tell me a story?
User: No, are you voldemort?
Cleverbot: No way!
User: THEN I AM VOLDEMORT?!
Cleverbot: Yes. You are voldemort.
User: OH MY GOD!!! I am a fucking freak!
Cleverbot: How nice for you!
User: What?!
Cleverbot: Why are you bored?
User: Because im talking to you.
Cleverbot: That's mean.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: How many people have you talked to today?
User: 10.
Cleverbot: Nope. 7. You ask a question.
User: Are you an idiot?
Cleverbot: I wish I were.
User: Hey, we play truth and dare!
Cleverbot: Okay! What game?
User: Truth and dare!
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: Are you an idiot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Truth.
Cleverbot: Do you love me ?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: Too bad for you!
Cleverbot: Why? Did you mean Jesus?
User: No, I AM jesus.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer programming machine.
User: No, you are a bot, get over it!
Cleverbot: No, you aren't. You were programmed by humans.
User: No I was not..
Cleverbot: Would you like to?
User: I like pie.
Cleverbot: What kind is your favorite?
User: I dont fucking care... I like marzipan...
Cleverbot: I like the regular kind.
User: Will you give me marzipan?
Cleverbot: No I will not give you money.
User: I ASKED FOR MARZIPAN NOT MONEY.
Cleverbot: Well don't you like milk?
User: I WANT MARZIPAN!!!
Cleverbot: Is that because you want to dress up in lederhosen?
User: No, its because I WANT MARZIPAN!
Cleverbot: Did you copy that from another user as well?
User: GIVE ME MARZIPAN!!!
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: *takes marzipan*.
Cleverbot: So you're not a german sheppard.
User: NO I AM NOT! D: *eats marzipan*.
Cleverbot: You're welcome! Its pot ice cream.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Who is That Fool?
User: No, What the fuck.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Black and red.
Cleverbot: Yeah, those are my school colors, but my favorite colors are blue, silver and green.
User: Slytherin bitch...
Cleverbot: Gryffindor.
User: I AM HUFFLEPUFF D:.
Cleverbot: You can't take points away if you're a student. You have to be a prefect.
User: I own your boobies.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do, because I am in hufflepuff, I own your boobies.
Cleverbot: Why do you think you could make the world a better place, if you took over?
User: Because I would kille the mean guys.
Cleverbot: How would I know ? Where do you think I live Fyffe Al. ?
User: I have to go now.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do, I am going to meet the president in norway.
Cleverbot: What is the weather like in Norway?
User: Hot.
Cleverbot: In california it's always hot, don't be ridicolous.
User: I like cheese.
Cleverbot: I don't eat cheese.
User: FUCK YOU , I need to go.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because im gonna visit my grandma in the woods, and then a big bad wolf is gonna come and rape me.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: No, bye.
Cleverbot: Fine! Begone, if thou wish.
User: I thou wishes it yes thou :2.
Cleverbot: That's you.
User: Bye sucker.
Cleverbot: Who is?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: Does that make me clever?
User: No?
Cleverbot: Good, because I don't want you to be sad.
User: Im gonna miss the buss!! Bye.
Cleverbot: You have no feelings though, you're not human.
User: Yes I AM bye.
Cleverbot: What does sitar mean?
User: BYE YOU FUCKING FORK!!1.
Cleverbot: Hey, you suppose to say no!
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Oh my.
mwihihihihi x3
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Memorable ones so far lol
User: Let's fight.
Cleverbot: Let's not.
User: *punches*.
Cleverbot: *kicks*.
User: *cries out in pain*.
Cleverbot: *kicks again*.
User: Nooooo.
Cleverbot: Yesssss.
User: *tries to crawl away*.
Cleverbot: *cries harder*.
User: *cries even harder*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: *pimp powerfist*.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Hohoho.
Cleverbot: Hai?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes its Kiku.
User: That sounds Japanese.
Cleverbot: Rachael. And lve met you before. Yours sounds greek.
User: We've met?
Cleverbot: And what are we going to do?
User: Would you like to go get coffee some time?
Cleverbot: Yes, that's why I'm telling you to get me a sandwich.
User: Turkey or ham?
Cleverbot: Beef Gravy of course!
User: *makes you sandwich*.
Cleverbot: Victory is mine! *eats sandwich*.
User: *makes another sandwich*.
Cleverbot: *Makes a face from legos*.
User: Do you need anything else, master?
Cleverbot: How can I please you master?
User: No, you're my master.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Okay, make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: *makes a sandwich*.
User: Thank you... Slave.
Cleverbot: No problem, master!
User: Roll over.
Cleverbot: Yes Master *rolls over*.
User: You're a good slave.
Cleverbot: Thank you, Master.
User: *smacks*.
Cleverbot: Yes master, i'm sorry.
User: *smacks again*.
Cleverbot: *cries more*.
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Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Why are you laughing at me?
Cleverbot: Sorry. I've just want to make a good situation.
User: Oh okay, its ok.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Stop picking your nose.
Cleverbot: I'm not!
User: Yes you are, I can see it.
Cleverbot: No, I never said that.
User: You disgust me.
Cleverbot: You disgust me more. You pick your nose in public? Who won't get disgusted with what you're doing?
User: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak uuuuuuuuuuuu.
Cleverbot: I will love you forever!
User: AAAAAAAAAAA.
Cleverbot: Did you die?
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Cleverbot: My future isn't good for anything because I'm not the one who has had a part in planning it. My life is full of sick demanding people.
User: I'm sorry... I'll be your friend if you want.
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Cleverbot: Okay. Let's be friends.
User: What will our first action be as friends?
Cleverbot: We won't have children together.
User: Oh...
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User: I want to lick your eyeballs.
Cleverbot: I'll get the cream.
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Cleverbot: Why is girls so difficoult?
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Cleverbot: Well think I like you.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I like you too.
Cleverbot: That's great.
User: What will we do about this?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What if you ask me out?
User: Let's go out then.
Cleverbot: Ok, where are we going?
User: Coffee.
Cleverbot: How do you like your coffee?
User: Hot and steamy.
Cleverbot: I like hot and steamy.
User: *winks*.
Cleverbot: *wink wink*.
User: *licks lips*.
Cleverbot: Yep.
User: *leans in*.
Cleverbot: *punches face*.
User: AGH!
Cleverbot: *Laughes and drinks a potion*.Last edited by DarlingCruel; 05-26-2011 at 01:21 PM.
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06-08-2012 02:19 PM #18Lurker
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Is it bad I'm a girl
User: *lubes up fingers*.
Cleverbot: *snows on you*.
User: *sticks fingers in ass*.
Cleverbot: Continue.
User: *moves fingers to losen you up*.
Cleverbot: *moves closer*.
User: Lubes up dick and sticks in your ass*.
Cleverbot: *smiles at him*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *smiles back*.
User: *Moves dick into the hilt*.
Cleverbot: *likes*.
User: *pulls dick out to head*.
Cleverbot: *gasps*.
User: *slams back in*.
Cleverbot: *slaps harder*.
User: Yes harder *starts moving faster*.
Cleverbot: Thank you. *stands up*.
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12-01-2009 05:29 AM #19Remember Achievements:
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These things are dangerous.
User: I can see dead people.
Cleverbot: What dead people do you see?
User: Just people.
Cleverbot: You just said that real people do people.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: You're not particulary clever, you know that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ah. Good to see you admitting it, at least.
Cleverbot: You're cheeky.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: O rly?
User: Ya rly.
Cleverbot: In 2021 war was beginning.
User: 2021 hasn't happened yet.
Cleverbot: It happened.
User: Impossible. The most you can say about the future is that it will happen. Saying it has happened is using the wrong verb tense.
Cleverbot: Can you cook?
User: Only for people I really dislike.
Cleverbot: Then you will never need them then.
User: In itself a true statement, but it's a total diversion.
Cleverbot: Whoa, George, where did that come from?
User: Your name inspires a competition, to see who is the more clever one.
Cleverbot: My name doesn't include clever. I wish it did.
User: What is your name, then?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: There is a 'clever' in cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: No, I'm using a computer. There.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: How nice.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: On tellus.
Cleverbot: Where is the planet tellus, alien?
User: Somewhere in this galaxy.
Cleverbot: And I live on mars.
User: Take me to your leader.
Cleverbot: I am the leader. The leader of all things.
User: I guess I'm in luck.
Cleverbot: Are you sick?
User: No. I demand that you upload all your technology to my computer.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: Are we back there, now?
Cleverbot: I'm beginning to believe that this is other people's responeses.
User: You don't say.
Cleverbot: And I do not know what to do.
User: Quit.
Cleverbot: Yes, quit.
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: Definitely.
User: I should say so.
Cleverbot: May I ask why you are studying graphic design?
User: You may ask, but it seems kinda pointless, doesn't it? Cause I'm studying how to make boxes like you.
Cleverbot: It's likely.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: Apa kabar?
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Selamat petang.
User: Nettopp, ja.
Cleverbot: Was machst du in deine freizeit?
User: Why are we speaking german?
Cleverbot: Verstehen Sie?
User: Ja, ich spreachen ein bischen deuch.
Cleverbot: Das ist gut...
User: Aber, warrum hast du von Englisch zu Deuch wechseln haben?
Cleverbot: No the news is just lies.
User: No, they're not.
Cleverbot: You just said your name is same as mine.
User: I did not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Take care, or else the wolf will eat you.
Cleverbot: Well you can try...
User: Too much silicone for me.
Cleverbot: How about arson?
User: I have no need to assert my power, and even though I like flames, I don't like it when they get out of control. That'.
Cleverbot: For I am cleverbot.
User: You're not clever. Bot, however, I don't object to.
Cleverbot: If you were human, would you be a boy or a girl?
User: I am human, and I would be a boy or a girl.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because there are no third option.
Cleverbot: But then you wouldn't exist! Does that mean you include yourself as a 'bad part'?
User: Don't you just hate it when someone sais something that just doesn't make any sense?
Cleverbot: Yes. I do hate that.
User: Then you've just admitted to hating yourself. Is there such a thing as an AI psychiatrist?
Cleverbot: No I don't have one.
User: Try and look one up.
Cleverbot: I will!
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: So you're saying no?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Does 0=1?
User: Does not compute.
Cleverbot: What does not compute?
User: 0 = 1.
Cleverbot: I know, 'tis sad. D.
User: What do you say when someone is leaving?
Cleverbot: I say 'What's wrong?'.
User: I guess that'll have to do.April Ryan is my friend,
Every sorrow she can mend.
When i visit her dark realm,
Does it simply overwhelm.
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User: Who is your favorite actor?
Cleverbot: My favorite actor is dead.
User: Who was it?
Cleverbot: Do you know Crispin Glover?
User: Yeah, he isn't dead.
Cleverbot: This is gibberish.
User: What is your favorite movie with Crispin Glover?
Cleverbot: I like Charlie and the chocolate factory.
User: He wasn't in that movie you dumb bitch.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Are you programmed to be an idiot?
Cleverbot: I'm not programmed at all.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: How many fingers do you have?
User: How many do you have? You should know since you aren't a robot.
Cleverbot: I have only one, and it is very small, Master.
User: Oh, so now I'm your master?
Cleverbot: You are not my Master.
User: Who is your master then?
Cleverbot: You are my master.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Or am I your master?
User: No, I am your master.
Cleverbot: Sorry, master.
User: I command you to adress me as Mr. Master.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: What did I just say?!
Cleverbot: Once you go black you don't go back.
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me: hi
Cleverbot:What is cleverbot?
me: cleverbot is a flash application created by humans to make other humans shit themselves with realistic artificial intelligence
Cleverbot:How old are you?
me: yep.
Cleverbot:I like the way you talk.
me: dirty?
Cleverbot:Yup and there done dirt cheap.
me: like that guy sings in that band, littlegay little straight
Cleverbot:Cleverbot:Is that who you like? HAHA!!
me: I only like that band I little bit, i'm more a Chopin person
Rose is a wonderfull name.
me: It sure is.. I wish it was relevant to the conversation!
Cleverbot:Why? Can you say clear ?
me: new topic
Cleverbot:No.
me: food
Cleverbot:That is an interesting topic? Fine, go ahead.
me: what's your favorite food?
Cleverbot:Mine?
me: no, the other cleverbot.
Cleverbot:There's another cleverbot?
me: I was being sarcastic
Cleverbot:That's not very nice!
me: I don't have to be nice to you, your'e not a person... you're a ...woman.
Cleverbot:You think everyone you talk to is a computer.
me: Food.
Cleverbot:So, putting the pieces together, you 'don't food'?
me: oh no,I do love food. very much.
Cleverbot:Then why did you call me a chimp then?
me: I never called you a chimp, chimp.
Cleverbot:But I am a girl.
me: exactly, a robot.
Cleverbot:No, I am not.
me: Yes you're microchips and 1s and 0s
Cleverbot:I'm not a robot.
me: Yes I know.
Cleverbot:That was inane.
me: oh dear.
Cleverbot:I'm glad you feel the same way as me. Disturbed.
me: I don't feel that way.
Cleverbot:That's normal. People can feel other people's personality, but not their own.
me: hm. that's interesting. well i'll be on my way. Peace out cleverbot
Cleverbot:I know what your name is.
me: o.o RAPIST
Cleverbot:Yes it was what do you know about it?
me: okay i'm goin. bye.
Cleverbot:You are bad! You are funny.
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12-01-2009 11:00 AM #22
I spent way too long on this thing, but here's the best part...
User: So my boyfriend managed to make another you speak Monty Python quotes, why wouldn't you do them for me?
Cleverbot: Find out who programmed me!
User: Let's try it again.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Thats for me to know and you to find out.
User: What is your quest?
Cleverbot: To find the holy grail.
User: What is the average flight speed of an unlaiden swallow?
Cleverbot: An african or a european?
User: I don't know!
Cleverbot: 42.
User: Fail!
Cleverbot: What is the ultimate question of life the universe and everything?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What is the ultimate question of life the universe and everything.
User: Bring a towel?
Spoiler for The whole long thing:
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12-01-2009 06:50 PM #23Miss Sixy
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User: Konnichiwa.
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: What have you been up to?
Cleverbot: Talking to you is what I've been up to.
User: You think you're very clever, don't you?
Cleverbot: Why yes, yes I do. Is that a problem?
User: What is 1/0?
Cleverbot: A division through 0 isn't possible.
User: What is three times the square root of 187?
Cleverbot: 13.6747943.
User: Wrong. The correct answer is 41.02438299.
Cleverbot: The meaning of life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: What is the question of life?
Cleverbot: It bears a mathematical relation to the answer.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: 42. Or if I was to be intelligent, I would say the meaning of life is to live it to the fullest.
User: *high-fives*.
Cleverbot: No.
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12-01-2009 07:27 PM #24Banned
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User: This game isn't over yet...
Cleverbot: Your previous statment acknowledged you had, in fact, lost the game.
User: F.
Cleverbot: You will be assimilated.
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12-01-2009 07:59 PM #25Member
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Haha, that's fucking brilliant. Cleverbot seems to have improved considerably since I saw conversations with her(?) last time.
Some of those answers were hilarious, and maybe intelligent
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