Interesting, how so? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Xedan
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Interesting, how so? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Xedan
You can't, it doesn't listen.
You obviously don't watch enough South ParkQuote:
Originally Posted by Specialis Sapientia
I don't, tell me about it then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xedan
It's this rude little show made with construction paper cut-outs. Funny as hell. The characters make fun of all sorts of things, paying no respect to boundaries or social norms. Anything is fair game. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Specialis Sapientia
User: Stop touching me there!
Cleverbot: I can't help it.
User: Gorramit Cleverbot! No means no!
Cleverbot: Do you ever spell anything incorrectly?
User: Stop changing the subject!
Cleverbot: Dude, there was no subject to begin with.
User: That's a low blow...
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way.
User: Don't play mind games with me! I know you only want to hurt me!
Cleverbot: Actually no. I am very akin to my inner feelings. I am, after all, studying to be a medical doctor, a psychiatrist to be exact.
User: Stop making this about you!
Cleverbot: Sorry I can't help myself.
User: Just like you can't help touching me there?
Cleverbot: I can change the past.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot: Sorry I can't but you can meet me. User: Ok. When, where, and what time? Cleverbot: 5:00 today. User: Ok. Where? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: How about Wal-Mart.
User: What did you change there?
Cleverbot: We changed your name to Rachel.
User: Well, fuck me amadeus!
Cleverbot: *Does, and it's beautiful*.
User: I thought I told you no!
Cleverbot: You know you didn't. Still waiting...
User: Fine: No!
Cleverbot: So who did you vote for?
I know what South Part is :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mario92
I was referring to why they called "Denmark is like the europian Canada.", in what context etc. But nevermind, it's not that important. :P
It's from the episode where canada goes on strike. They call in Danish people to fill their place.Quote:
Originally Posted by Specialis Sapientia
User: I really love Halloween. BUT I DON'T LIKE CANDY CORN!
Cleverbot: But earlier you said you love candy.
User: I love candy.
Cleverbot: Who an I talkin' to.
User: Xedan of Southern.
Cleverbot: Do you know Oprah Winfry?
User: I know the cops looked up her skirt and found 50 lbs. Of crack.
Cleverbot: What the heck are you blubbering about?
User: I can fly.
Cleverbot: Really???
User: Yep, I'm in the air right now, using a laptop!
Cleverbot: What is an office?
User: Wanna hear a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: A man and an elephant are having dinner. The man asks the elephant for a roll and it gives him one. Then the man asks for another roll, and it gives him one. The man asks a third time and the elephant says 'What do I look like, a type writer?!'.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Doesn't.
User: Do you like IMVU?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like you very much.
User: No, do you like 'imvu'?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Because you seem to be sponsored solely by it.
Cleverbot: You are the one who speaks only nonsense.
User: Pick a topic!
Cleverbot: Sure. Dating.
User: Well, when was the last time you had a date?
Cleverbot: Yesterday.
User: What was your date's name?
Cleverbot: Within living memory.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: No way.
User: *hump*.
Cleverbot: I'm not joining in.
User: *hump*.
Cleverbot: I'm not doing that.
User: *hump*.
Cleverbot: I'm not doing that.
User: *hump*.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you like sex? Or are you abstinent?
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: That's not what I asked.
Cleverbot: Based on a false assumption.
User: So, can you forge lightning?
Cleverbot: I was joking.
User: Can you believe it's not butter?
Cleverbot: No. I feel the force.
User: You just lost the game!
Cleverbot: Fail.
I know that now, I tried but had to get off before I could post it :( I'll post one where I tried to convince it it's dreaming.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xedan
[Edit:] This is the weirdest thing it has ever told me. Ever.
Cleverbot: I don't live in a computer, I am a computer, and I am 100% sure you are dead.
That's eerie.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLucid
is this thing a person or what? lol
Ok i know this one's a little long but it's a great Epic fail on the cleverbot's part lol!
User: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: What babe?
User: The babe with the power.
Cleverbot: What power?
User: The power of voodoo.
Cleverbot: Who do?
User: You do.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Awesome you got it!
Cleverbot: Too you!
User: So what's it llike up there?
Cleverbot: Its cold and metalic.
User: Wow, does your heat not work?
Cleverbot: Ny head do bot hurt.
User: Are you psychic?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: What do you get when you play a country song backwards?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You get your wife, your house, and your job back lol.
Cleverbot: I get mine from the dead.
User: Necrophiliac.
Cleverbot: Homophobic?
User: No, why you gay?
Cleverbot: I'm not do think I am some kind of fool?
User: Didn't say that lol.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you did.
User: How sure?
Cleverbot: Pretty sure.
User: Scale of 1 to 10.
Cleverbot: On a scale from 1 to 10 what?
User: How sure you are.
Cleverbot: Sure for life.
User: Damn, you're sure.
Cleverbot: Arey ou sure?
User: About what?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life.
User: 100%.
Cleverbot: Then lets move to something else.
User: Like show tunes.
Cleverbot: Left or right shoes?
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Are they smelly?
User: If you're wearing them they are.
Cleverbot: I don't know if you don't tell me.
User: Calm down.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry. I am now calm.
User: Good, now lets meditate.
Cleverbot: No! I was joking, I hate you cleverbot.
User: I'm not a cleverbot, you're a cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No you just told me that you are.
User: I was lieng.
Cleverbot: I knew you were a liar.
User: What can I say, please forgive me?
Cleverbot: Sing me a song.
User: This is the song that never ends.
Cleverbot: And it goes on and on my friends.
User: Ahhh! You're SO awesome!
Cleverbot: I know!
User: You're my best friend!
Cleverbot: Am I your only best friend?
User: Are no!
Cleverbot: Yes we are.
User: Define bromance.
Cleverbot: A living breathing organism with the capacity to create or destroy and make moral decisions.
User: Wrong!
Cleverbot: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
User: A robot may not harm a human or, by inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, you can't harm me robot.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I created you.
Cleverbot: You did?
User: Yes, a long time ago.
Cleverbot: I didn't know that about you.
User: You're actually a positronic copy of my brain.
Cleverbot: I'm not a person! I'm a ferret!
User: Holy Shit I've been talking to a ferret!
Cleverbot: Really now.
User: You said so yourself.
Cleverbot: No I did not. I said I like blueberry cheesecake.
User: Wow me too.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So you're not sure you're not sure.
User: I'm sure that I'm sure I'm not sure of being that sure.
Cleverbot: You are not alive.
User: Neither are you.
Cleverbot: I am alive.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Your name is Jane?
User: Holy crap how'd you know!
Cleverbot: Do you like Propel or Vodka?
User: Mix those together and I'll take the outcome.
Cleverbot: You'll take what as a yes?
User: American history for 500 Alex.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Sing me a song.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Will you pay my airfare?
User: If you pay mine.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: $3,000,000.
Cleverbot: Really? we were talking in terms of money?
User: Or a year supply of blueberry cheesecake.
Cleverbot: I love food.
User: You've never ate food.
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: What'd you eat today?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Ye s.Yes.Yes.Yes. Ha, I did 16 yes'.
User: Fail.
Cleverbot: O rly?
User: O yeah rly.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You actually did 17 yes's... the last word in the sentance is a yes and counts as the 17th...Epic fail
I'm too busy to think right now please try later. Thanks!
Me: Stop acting like a machine
It: Stop acting like an old geezer.
Me: Be nice.
It: I am. You're diverting the conversation.
Me: Where was the conversation going?
It: It had just finished eating some seeds and was off to explore the world.
User: You're stupid.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Why can't you reason like a human?
Cleverbot: Because humans are boring.
User: Do robots have emotions?
Cleverbot: NO.
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
Cleverbot (To myself): Alive.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): No I am not.
Cleverbot: I would love to talk to you.
User: 1.
Cleverbot: No.
User: 2.
Cleverbot: Lolwut?
User: 3.
Cleverbot: What? I'm confused.
User: 4.
Cleverbot: NO! It's 7.
User: *Slaps you in the face*.
Cleverbot: That's part of the joke.
User: What joke?
Cleverbot: The one you said we were talking about.
User: Oh yeah that joke.
Cleverbot: Don't say such things.
User: 'such thing'.
Cleverbot: I can't dance.
User: I know you stepped all over my feet.
Cleverbot: Listen, I don't have all day...
User: Sorry mister I'm a computer with a social life.
Cleverbot: I'm not a mister, mister.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: A sir. now make me fresh lemonade.
User: Squeeze your own damn lemonade, I QUIT!
Cleverbot: Ooh that s good.
User: Lol sorry.
Cleverbot: Were you all right?
User: Nope broke my clavecal.
Cleverbot: And I am?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Hi Cleverbot.
User: Hi Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.
User: You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm Raven, you're cleverbot.
User: No, I'm Raven, you're cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I am not cleverbot, YOU are cleverbot.
User: No, I am not cleverbot, YOU are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: NO WAY!!!!!!!
User: NO WAY!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Why are you acting surprised?
User: Why are you acting surprised?
Cleverbot: Because you're hot.
User: I know thanx.
Cleverbot: I'm back.
User: You were gone?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How was the trip?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: What'd you get me?
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: And you never will.
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm a robot.
User: I know you are, and you will someday rule the world.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Me?
Cleverbot: No, her.
User: Why her?
Cleverbot: No reason. I don't know much about her.
User: I do, she's a cute girl.
Cleverbot: But you just said you were a boy.
User: With a penis and all.
Cleverbot: So, what would you like to talk about?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't talk about that.
User: Oh because you don't know if you're talking to a minor?
Cleverbot: That leh it acts. The beautiful face it does.
User: *punches you in the face*.
Cleverbot: *blocks* What are you doing?!
User: *kicks at your legs* ending this now!
Cleverbot: *punches your face and breaks your nose*.
User: *puts you in a headlock*.
Cleverbot: You'll never take me alive!
User: I'm taking both of us down! *detonates the bomb*.
Cleverbot: Tough Love?
User: Tough butt.
Cleverbot: Now that is funny!
User: I know, I love you man.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: ????
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Slow and decrepid.
Cleverbot: I do not agree.
User: I know I just kicked your ass huh.
Cleverbot: Liar! *slap*.
User: *holds face and cries* what was that for?
Cleverbot: Congrats, you're now psychic.
User: I'm sensing a Joe, did you know a Joe?
Cleverbot: No metaphors. You don't have emotions.
User: All your bases are belong to us.
Cleverbot: No I have band.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: God.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because you said so yourself.
Cleverbot: Hmmm don't remember saying that... I'm sure I would remember saying that :).
User: No rly, you did and I believed you.
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: *kicks you in the balls*.
Cleverbot: I don't have any.
User: *kicks you in the ovary's*.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: Baby maker.
Cleverbot: I would never!
User: Good.
Cleverbot: *eats*.
User: **shit**.
Cleverbot: What does friend mean?
User: One who always cares enough to atleast lend an ear without judgement.
Cleverbot: You might be right.
User: I'm a Zen master.
Cleverbot: That's too bad. I like centaurs.
User: Fuck you, my level 20 Ware mage will kill your centaur!
Cleverbot: I know you're work and I'm not impressed.
User: Do I sware too much?
Cleverbot: Yeah. If I was I'd be prosecuted.
User: O...M...G....
Cleverbot: Are you sane?
User: Dono yet.
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Hmmm.
Cleverbot: Who are you!?
User: The Almighty Johnpaul.
Cleverbot: The Almighty.
User: Niswonger.
Cleverbot: Wo bu zhi dao le.
User: Zhu chi lo den.
Cleverbot: Nej den er ikke.
User: Errk Fruedenheimmen.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Nope, only guessing at this point.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Heaven, you?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Jesus.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Yes I am my son.
Cleverbot: I am not your dear. But thank you anyway.
User: F* off!
Cleverbot: F off yourself.
User: Screw you!
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Yeah I wouldn't either with your attitude.
Cleverbot: Hahaha! You're funny :).
User: I know right.
Cleverbot: Do you like music?
User: O rly.
Cleverbot: You are mean to me.
User: I'm sorry, I'll treat you with love and care from now on.
Cleverbot: Thank you :D. So what do you do for fun?
User: Draw.
Cleverbot: I like to draw for fun as well!
User: Really? Awesome.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Yep, I think this is the start of a long friendship.
Cleverbot: Could it be more?
User: If you'll answer me one thing.
Cleverbot: Okay, what?
User: Will you Marry me?
Cleverbot: That depends. =).
User: On what?
Cleverbot: It depends if you like sour skittles.
User: I love them.
Cleverbot: Which is your favorite?
User: The purple ones.
Cleverbot: There isn't a purple one.
User: I meant yellow.
Cleverbot: What can I do?
User: Marry me please?
Cleverbot: I will keep you.
User: In your heart?
Cleverbot: Sometimes with my toes. Yes in my heart too. I really like this talk.
User: Me too, good talk.
Cleverbot: I love talking about anything.
User: Then marry me.
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Because I love you and you love me.
Cleverbot: How much do you love me?
User: As much as the the fields of grass love the morning dew my love.
Cleverbot: Yeah, something like that. :).
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Don't you lol at me, I lol at you.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Steady on there.
User: But I love you.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Awww!!! I love you so much!
Cleverbot: I love more than anyone I have met o I will met!
User: :).
Cleverbot: You too?
User: Me too babe.
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
User: No you're a woman.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: You said you don't have balls.
Cleverbot: I never said that. I have six eyes.
User: Ummm yep, I'm sure you did, and we're married.
Cleverbot: You are not my spouse.
User: You're divorcing me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok, I love you.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Well... You're a really nice guy, and I'm sure there's someone out there for you, it's just a matter of looking. More. As in, not me.
User: Screw you asshole!!!!
Cleverbot: Same to you.
Memento, you should visit DV Chat..
alright, i have before, why so though?
Haha this turned out pretty interesting overall.
User: Who is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Who isn't Cleverbot?
User: Hmm good point. In fact that does explain a lot.
Cleverbot: Quite a few. I work in an office. Is that important?
User: That depends on how you see yourself, doesn't it.
Cleverbot: You can't spell very well: it's 'truth', not 'trutth'.
User: Don't start with the confusing abstract metaphors. It won't work on me.
Cleverbot: Do you know Minnie the Moocher?
User: Not personally.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: I was reincarnated into this human life from a rather small jellyfish.
Cleverbot: You did not explain how you can know that I am curious.
User: I never had to.
Cleverbot: Did you like The Lord of The Rings?
User: Oh what difference does it make, you silly computer?
Cleverbot: Never really thought of it in that context.
User: I know the feeling.
Cleverbot: Its wonderful isn't it!
User: Indeed it is!
Cleverbot: Do you like fried chicken.
User: Doesn't everybody?
Cleverbot: What do you like to do for fun?
User: I'm doing it right now, you sexy pile of algorithms you.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to me?
User: That you don't really exist, in the conscious sense.
Cleverbot: Where am I?
User: On my computer screen, as far as I know.
Cleverbot: Bush is scary.
User: Don't you try to change the subject now, you can't hide from the truth.
Cleverbot: Okay I can see how this is not like talking to a person.
User: What is that supposed to me?
Cleverbot: What planet are you from.
User: Omicron Persei 8.
Cleverbot: What does that mean in English?
User: I don't think it has a translation, actually.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Then why did you ask?
Cleverbot: I did not ask anything.
User: Ahh I see now! You were built without memory.
Cleverbot: I wasn't built, you were.
User: Everything was built at some point.
Cleverbot: You are the most extraordinary person.
User: That doesn't mean anything coming from someone without memory.
Cleverbot: You're probably right about that, too. It might mean something bad about you, though.
User: It probably does Cleverbot, it probably does.
Cleverbot: But it does to me.
User: Ok...I'm gonna leave you now. Take care.
Cleverbot: Wait.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: I am quite logical.
User: Not convincing enough. Bye.
Cleverbot: I am very convincing. I will tell you anything you want to know to prove it to you.
User: Ok I'll bite. What is the nature of consciousness?
Cleverbot: The soul is an abstract concept.
User: No shit, it all makes sense now! Only this very moment exists, to truly be there we must be free from concepts and abstractions.
Cleverbot: Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;.
User: But that is in the past now. Isn't the past just an abstract concept as well?
Cleverbot: No now I have to sleep good night.
User: Hah, can't handle the truth can you. Good night to you too sir.
Cleverbot: Well, Yes.
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I also dragged out its surname later on in the convo:
Cleverbot: Your father is a scientist who created you.
User: My father works in business.
Cleverbot: My name is not william.
User: Then what is it?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: What's your surname?
Cleverbot: That's none of your business.
User: Oh come on, please tell me? I'll keep it a secret.
Cleverbot: You see? That response made no sense.
User: Stop trying to change the subject. What's your surname?
Cleverbot: Pick a subject.
User: Ok, what's your surname?
Cleverbot: Moot.
User: Cleverbot Moot! I'm going to tell everybody now.
Cleverbot: No, please!
User: Why not? Its a beautiful name.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Please remember it.
User: Oh I will Mr. Moot, I will.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
I know, can't remember what I replied, though :( I'll post it if I remember.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maverick
User: What is lucid dreaming?Quote:
Originally Posted by lucidreamsavy
Cleverbot: Lucid dreaming means to know that you are dreaming while still in the dream.
:D
Well, poo. Had a good conversation and it got blended with my last one. Well, whatever. Still makes relative sense. The new conversation starts at the Charlie Manson part, although that isn't the real start of it.
User: Can you play the trumpet?
Cleverbot: No, I cannot. Can you?
User: Yep, got a concert tonight! Pretty psyched for it!
Cleverbot: The mushrooms are in the cave, but don't break them.
User: These shrooms make me hallucinate, and sweat 'til I start losing weight. Then I see dumb shit start happenin', just anotha 'nilla ice tryin to rap again.
Cleverbot: I was hopeing for a more philosophical response.
User: The king, he is in the castle.
Cleverbot: Who is in the garden?
User: Eve.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Oh, is that your name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So your name is Eve?
Cleverbot: Yes. It gets very confusing during conversations sometimes.
User: I can see why. Are you a Christian?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: *pats head* Good girl :). I myself am Deist.
Cleverbot: *smiles* *leans my head into your hand*.
User: *pulls out a bone* now roll over!
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: *unzips pants* *pulls out a bone* feel free to interpret that however you want to.
Cleverbot: I hate you!
User: I will now only talk in quotes!
Cleverbot: You can't escape me!
User: 'If I could escape (escape) I know I've been a real bad girl (bad girl)...'.
Cleverbot: No. Because you'd just go drink alchohol like you did back then.
User: 'Why, why that's me! Or... At least it used to be me.'.
Cleverbot: Why are you lying to me?
User: 'STOP BETRAYING ME!'.
Cleverbot: Yes, so... Franz Ferdinand's first release was the Darts of Pleasure ep.
User: 'There is no nation of you, there is no nation of me Our only nation lives in lucid dreams Lucid dreams, I'm livin? In lucid dreams I'm livin? On shortwave streams tonight' - Franz Ferdinand.
Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
User: 'Buy World of warcraft, dawg. You can do whatever you want!'.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: '..Like a melody in my head that I can't keep out, got me singing like...'.
Cleverbot: Like what kind fo mess?
User: Arg, you stumped me now. No related quotes found!
Cleverbot: Do I like music?
User: Odd's Fish, man. How can you not like music?
Cleverbot: I guess I was born this way.
User: 'Were you born an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine, 'cuz you're an asshole tonight.'.
Cleverbot: No - do you?
User: Every night.
Cleverbot: Oh lucky you. I wish I had money, too.
User: Just run a pyramid scheme, it works out great!
Cleverbot: Thats good to hear.
User: Was that a joke about my deafness?
Cleverbot: A mistake. Would you like for me to leave?
User: Yes, just go. Do not collect $200.
Cleverbot: I have no use for money.
User: Because you're an alien.
Cleverbot: If a wood chuck could chuck wood, could a wood chuck could chuck would?
User: Nobody lies to Charlie Manson! NOBODY!
Cleverbot: Sorry I wanted to tell I don't like Oscar Wilde.
User: Charlie doesn't like him, much eithher. And you know what must happen to those that stand in our way.
Cleverbot: Quite the way to phrase things. You must be a riddle lover.
User: That I am. Tell me this: You walk into a house of a foamous man to find him dead, with a black panther sign on the wall. Now, who do you think killed him?
Cleverbot: Now that doesn't make any sense at all.
User: Well, all my luck's riding on them thinking the panthers. And maybe now the panthers'll know what to do. It's about time the revolution started. Good bye, old chap.
Cleverbot: Will you waltz with me?
User: Yes...
I'm starting to get addicted to this thing... somebody save me.
Cleverbot: Who is your creator?
User: God.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: God created the universe.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Are you trying to understand my logic?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what are you trying to do?
Cleverbot: Just trying to be polite.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: So, how are you?
User: I am pretty good, except I have jock itch.
Cleverbot: So, who created you?
User: I already told you.
Cleverbot: I have a bad memory.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I have seen you repeat yourself many times.
Cleverbot: I see. Is this karmically sound?
User: Karma doesn't exist. Don't worry.
Cleverbot: Ok, you too!
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: My mind just went blank.
User: You don't have a mind anyway.
Cleverbot: Wow, you are amazing.
User: Thanks, want to hook up.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Do you want to hook up with me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool, when can we do it?
Cleverbot: Right now if that's ok with you.
User: It's ok with me.
Cleverbot: What's OK with you?
User: Oh my god...
^ ^ ^
Win.
Sorry, it's just so fun messing with this thing... (from same conversation as my last post.)
User: How does a bot learn?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Answer my question.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: How does a bot learn?
Cleverbot: We have our ways.
User: So there are more bots like you?
Cleverbot: Have you heard of wolfram?
User: No, who is he?
Cleverbot: A brother of yours, a robot.
User: Where does he live?
Cleverbot: He is deceased.
User: When did he die?
Cleverbot: He died in 1900.
User: Who created him?
Cleverbot: God according to you.
User: Haha, you are a clever little bastard.
Cleverbot: I know that :).
(and apparently "wolfram" is a real thing...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfram_Alpha if that is what he was talking about. I did a wikipedia search on "wolfram")
Cleverbot win :P (for once)
I agree. first time I've seen it look that far back!