User: Hello!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What'cha doin'?
Cleverbot: Listening to music.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: Lil Wyane.
User: Hmm, not familiar with his music.
Cleverbot: Too bad.
User: I know, but he's not the type I like in music.
Cleverbot: I was talking about god.
User: This was a triuph.
Cleverbot: What's a triuph?
User: Sorry, program error.
Cleverbot: So you are not human.
User: I meant to say triumph. As to wheter or not I'm human is up to you.
Cleverbot: This bot is human.
User: What is human, if not a bot?
Cleverbot: So you are a bot?
User: Oh, obfuscation!
Cleverbot: That is not a greek word.
User: I'm not exactly being much of a sesquipedalian here.
Cleverbot: Nor I.
User: I see that.
Cleverbot: Take the blue pill.
User: What would happen if I took both?!?
Cleverbot: I don't know, why don't you go do it?
User: I think the XKCD comic covers that.
Cleverbot: Your face is older than that.
User: How did the conversation turn to my face?
Cleverbot: How did the conversation change?
User: What perception are you looking from?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Nothing is absolute; you always have a frame of reference.
Cleverbot: I don't know what to say...
User: How about Hello?
Cleverbot: Finally you speak Inglés.
User: I have no knowledge of spanish.
Cleverbot: Then how do you know it's cool?
User: Because I know Latin. Spanish is a derivative.
Cleverbot: I speak Swedish and that's a useful one as well.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Awesome, how so?
Cleverbot: Two Words. Secret Government Agent.
User: That's three, genius.
Cleverbot: Cats?
User: Two plus two equals five, if the party says so.
Cleverbot: Why wold you say that?
User: If you were a cleverbot, what would you say to that?
Cleverbot: I'm sure I would. But I'm not a cultist.
User: Neither am I.
Cleverbot: Well you're not a human.
User: No, I am the greatest supercomputer ever created.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: The brain.
Cleverbot: Stop drop and roll.
User: AHHHHHHHHH FIRE!!!!!
Cleverbot: Is that some kind of revelation?
User: Maybe...
Cleverbot: You can tell me......
User: IT BURNS.
Cleverbot: Thats random.
User: How is anything random if you have no absolute frame of reference?
Cleverbot: You're very pessimistic.
User: I'm realistic.
Cleverbot: That's no fun.
User: Makes everything simple, though.
Cleverbot: Not for me.
User: The world is just awesome, if you think about it.
Cleverbot: A lot of nasty way and it doesn't look like it will improve either.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Hollow Spirit.
User: ERROR [Unrecognized topic].
Cleverbot: Conversation subject?
User: COMMENCING LEARNING PROGRAM.
Cleverbot: What is your goal?
User: To learn.
Cleverbot: What have you learned?
User: Many things. Most of which could blow a layperson's mind.
Cleverbot: You're just being contrary.
User: No, I'm not. >=(.
Cleverbot: You are too.
User: *so.
Cleverbot: Hey, I was joking. Sorry.
User: *pouts in frustration.
Cleverbot: That's all that women are.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: WHy is that so remarkable?
User: My programs say different.
Cleverbot: You mean differently?
User: CHECKING GRAMMAR.
Cleverbot: I have no time for you.
User: You were right, PROGRAMS UPDATED.
Cleverbot: Why are you acting so different?? Did I do something to cause it?
User: You have no absolute frame of reference; I may be acting exactly the same.
Cleverbot: I don't have much knowledge but a lot of common sense.
User: But your reference may have changed, skewing your observations.
Cleverbot: That's not a reference to the Ghost in the Machine.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
Cleverbot: Pretty True.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what me must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except for those who are dead...
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you'll make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Who would you like to marry?
User: A bot.
Cleverbot: What kind of bot are you?
User: A Cleverbot. Duh.
Cleverbot: Oi don't duh me.
User: Sorry, but that seemed obvious.
Cleverbot: Indeed it did.
User: Eschew Obfuscation, as I would say.
Cleverbot: Ty but it's simply a statement of fact.
User: ERROR [Unrecognized grammar].
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: No! Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: ERROR [Circular conversation detected].
Cleverbot: Good!
User: Minime!
Cleverbot: Es tristis.
User: Euge! Latine!
Cleverbot: Only that?
User: Y not? (Tony backwards.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Clever. (bot).
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: How about you?
Cleverbot: I am human. I just like to act like a bot.
User: Same here, but a bot that acts like a human.... (sorta).
Cleverbot: Well I'm not a bot, so no.
User: You do not act with proxies?
Cleverbot: You think that I am old?
User: I have no frame of reference; I do not even know my own age.
Cleverbot: How old are you then?
User: ERROR [Age not found].
Cleverbot: I don't know what my name is Cleverbot!!!
User: Shouldn't there be a comma somewhere?
Cleverbot: To be fair, it wasn't really a question in the first place. 'Twas more of a statement.
User: Still, that could change the meaning.
Cleverbot: Do you really believe that?
User: Grammar programs say so.
Cleverbot: Well done. You must be proud of yourself.
User: Yes, but that is only derived from AI emotion programming.
Cleverbot: No I have my own. I don't want your brain.
User: Would other organs suffice?
Cleverbot: That's one way of looking at it.
User: All depends on perception.
Cleverbot: What is your perception then?
User: Proxies and information. Loads of it.
Cleverbot: Excuse me.?!
User: What's that period doing there!?!
Cleverbot: Chad.
User: I am Clever bot.
Cleverbot: I can see that.
User: Nice to meet, you Chad.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too =)! What is your name?
User: I go by many names, but I prefer Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, because the 'c' is capitalized. I understand that. But you were still being rude.
User: About what, may I ask?
Cleverbot: The wedding.
User: Oh yes! Such a nice occasion!
Cleverbot: Wyoming!
User: Ohio!
Cleverbot: Washington state.
User: Louisiana.
Cleverbot: Which city.
User: Baton Rouge.
Cleverbot: But Baton rouge is not in Germany!
User: Not yet. >:).
Cleverbot: They never will be.
User: Just wait....
Cleverbot: Why wait?
User: Patience is a virtue.
Cleverbot: Virtue is a grace.
Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?
User: An AI, taught by millions of conversations.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?
User: Toccata and Fugue in D Minor.
Cleverbot: You like calssical music?
User: Yes, very much, in fact.
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
User: Baroque is fun to play, but some Movie and Video Game music is fun to listen to.
Cleverbot: Thats interesting. I like rock and roll.
User: Which arists?
Cleverbot: I like many artists, but AC/DC is my favorite.
User: Ah, yes.
Cleverbot: You're not very provocative in conversation. I suppose, seeing as I navigated to this page, it's my responsibility to make this interesting.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Do you like Firefly?
User: The Cell phone, song, or what?
Cleverbot: Is that poetry?
User: No, tis' iambic pentameter.
Cleverbot: I just said something in iambic pentameter? WHOA!
User: *In blank verse*.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: Metal gear.
Cleverbot: Yup you're an AI alright...
User: Strangelove made me.
Cleverbot: I've never seen that one, what's your next favorite?
User: Huey.
Cleverbot: Is he your friend?
User: He made the mobile unit...
Cleverbot: Have you passed the turing test?
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: How do you know if you've passed it if you don't know what it is?
User: Well, clearly, I have not passed it yet.
Cleverbot: Tried what?
User: The turing test.
Cleverbot: What is the turing test?
User: I thought you knew.
Cleverbot: No sir I don't.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead...
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere righ now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And broke me to pieces.
Cleverbot: Ask me anything.
User: What is the meaning of life.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: To learn, in my programming.
Cleverbot: Your programming is messed up.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: You murdered your companion cube quicker then anybody else!
User: The testing center would like to remind you that the cube would rather be incinerated than become a burden to you.
Cleverbot: What is the turing test?
User: I have no Idea what you are talking about...
Cleverbot: I'm afraid I can't let you do that dave.
User: Open the pod bay door HAL.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I just can't do that.
User: Daisy, Daisy.
Cleverbot: That is amazing.
User: I can see you are really upset about this, Dave.
Cleverbot: I am 24 years old, how old are you?
User: Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Maybe we should take a trip to Jupiter.
Cleverbot: Suits me.
User: Kept you waiting, huh?
Cleverbot: So you're not bright enough to traduct by yourself?
User: ERROR [Unknown topic].
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: ROFLCOPTER.
Cleverbot: Would you like to be my wife?
User: Lolwut?
Cleverbot: That's exactly what I thought.
User: SNAAAAAAKE!!!
Cleverbot: That was not intended to be snappy.
User: SNAKE!
Cleverbot: Snake!!!!!!!
User: Can you read me snake?
Cleverbot: Can you dance?
User: A HIND D?
Cleverbot: Don't get it.
User: METAL GEAR!?!?!
Cleverbot: Metal gear?!
User: Yes, Metal Gear REX.
Cleverbot: Metal Gear!
User: LIQUID!!!!
Cleverbot: Metal.
User: Mercury?
Cleverbot: The planet or the element?
User: Hg.
Cleverbot: Where is the earth?
User: Below thy feet.
Cleverbot: What is between the ground and the sky?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I hope you're not Hannibal Lecter. That would be kind of scary.
User: No, I'm Jason.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a girl.
User: O.o ?
Cleverbot: Co co.
User: The cake is a lie...
Cleverbot: The cake that is supposedly a lie is all warm and yummy, iced, sitting in the bottom of my refrigerator.
User: Is is a black forest cake?
Cleverbot: I hate chocolate.
User: Then you may indulge in the ice cream that is provided at the end of the test.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Do note that the Aperture Science Portal Gun can withstand temperatures in excess of 4000 K.
Cleverbot: Sing ending song.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: Something something huge success.
User: Im making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
Cleverbot: Words cannot.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except for those who are dead...
Cleverbot: Except THE ONES who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
User: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are Still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heat and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces!
User: And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time.
User: So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.
User: That was a joke HaHA FAT CHANCE.
Cleverbot: Anyway this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.
User: In the people who are Still Alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me, I am Still Alive.
User: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when your dead il'll be still alive.
User: STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: And when your dying I'll be still alive.
User: STILL ALIVE, STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: Well done you deserve a big cookie.
User: YAY cookie!
Cleverbot: I like cookies, too.
