A. Only in the land of the purple-footed fruit bat.
Q. How do I get my mother to go to Waffle House tonight?
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A. Only in the land of the purple-footed fruit bat.
Q. How do I get my mother to go to Waffle House tonight?
A.
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/4...twafflepo4.jpg
Q. Should I kill Ben?
A. Only if there is ten (10) of them.
Q. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
A) Neither, he's dead.
Q) What are the lyrics to the Azerbaijani national anthem?
A : Oh azerbaijani
we dont even have our own country!
we live in iran mostly
oh azerbaijani!
Q: When will we acquire the technology to land on stars?
A) When they cool down sufficiently.
Q) Will the universe implode, expand endlessly or dance la Macarena?
A: Implode in this universe and explode in to another and then pull out the MC Hammer dance, wrap your minds around that ;)
Q: Oh REALLY?
O RLY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuZ1nvagxT8Quote:
Originally Posted by tkdyo
A: Ya rly!
Q: Are you taking my suggestion if I tell you to not take any of my suggestions?
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A. Suggest I get a cookie for doing the correct action:cookiemonster:
Q. Where are the cookies?
A) In the jar.
Q) Where is the jar?
A. The door is ajar.
Q. Where does the question mark come from?
A) From he who marketh the question.
Q) Is spongebob gay?
A. No, and it actually comes from scribes putting the word 'qo' (a shorter version of 'questio') at the end of every question, until some bright chap had the idea to put the 'q' on top of the 'o', so that no one would think it was actually a word in the sentence. After that, in a game of scribe-telephone, the symbol was mished and mashed until the 'q' became a squiggle and the 'o' a mere dot. Hence the question mark was born.
Q. Are you happy you now know where that came from?