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Disclaimer: I have no idea whether or not the neocortex is actually necessary in order to plan. I just know that it is the seat of most known higher-order functions. I figured it would make for an amusing answer anyways, though. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
A: They've probably put something into one end or the other which they shouldn't have.
Q: If your cookie recipe is really famous, why do you have to remind everyone by saying so on the package?
A. So they can know that even though they know it is famous, everybody else thinks it is too.Quote:
Originally Posted by thegnome54
Q. What right do you have to claim that those are YOUR fingers you are using to type?
A) I'm not typing with my fingers.
B) What is China's fascination with lead?
It's all about recycling, re-use.
why is it better to set up the "guest" room in the basement?
A. So people who come looking for their bodies will have a harder time finding them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Infinityecho
Q. Who all would like to come spend the night in my basement?
A. Sure, why not...
Q. What do you get when you cross a television and a rooster?
A: A flat chicken and a broken television.
Q: What exactly is a suppid question?
A: Its a question which come with a stupid answer and a slap around the face!
Q: Why do birds always apear when you are near?
A) Because it`s hunting season.
Q) Which animal most deserves opposable thumbs?
A. fishQuote:
Originally Posted by Spartiate
B. Is "I" the plural of "us"?
A. Yes, because I'm told size matters.
Q. Where can I find Universal Mind's basement?
A: Just follow the smell of Jesus' roasting marshmallows.
Q: Why is the following poster such a terrible person?
A. Follow me to my basement and find out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark75
http://www.fotosearch.com/thumb/PDS/...399476-001.jpg
Q. Which would you rather do or run up a hill?
A. Orange juice with fifteen drops of cayenne pepper extract.Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
Q. True or false: :banana:
A: 1945
Q: Is there a way to combine forces with squirals and create a half man half squiral being of superior abilities?!
A. Yes, but all they do is leech off the system and cause trouble.Quote:
Originally Posted by HyperNova
http://thevoice.name/photos/6bc48e9.jpg
Q. Which came first... existence or nonexistence?
A. I should it would be oblivious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
Q. If I am what I eat, and I eat nothing but Spam, does that make me Crazy Tasty?
A. Perhaps, but you'd be dead first.
Q. I was going to post this:
http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/6721/failme0.jpg
in the Faded Glory thread. Should I have checked whether it was locked first?
no
Was it really all just a lie, or does Faded Glory grant answers to the questions we seek?
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I cannot answer that myself; Faded Glory grants the answers you seek. You should ask him the question of which you seek the answer, the question being, "does Faded Glory grant answers to the questions we seek?". I also seek the answer to that question.
What?
A. Which what?Quote:
Originally Posted by Identity X
Q. This?
A. No, never, not in a million years!
Q. How many cakes are baked in one year across the whole world?
A) Enough to kill us all.
B) Who the hell canceled "Who`s line is it anyways?"????!!!!
A. Reality TV Show producers. Do your part stop watching them!
Q. What will be the next "big thing"?
A. A new even better series of "Who's Line Is It Anyway?"
Q. ?