Obama is a Post Turtle

[Jesus of Suburbia]

Barack Obama is a"post turtle." What is a"post turtle" you urbane urbanites and city slickers might ask? Well one day an old cowboy was out ridin' fence and he saw a turtle balanced on top of a fence post. When he got back to the bunkhouse he told the other fellas that he saw a "post turtle". They all asked, "What the hell is a 'post Turtle'? And he said it was a turtle settin' on top of a post! He then went on to explain that "you know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there to begin with!"

[Jesus of Suburbia]

[Universal Mind]

That's what happens when my warnings get ignored.

[Jesus of Suburbia]

That's what happens when my warnings get ignored. ??

[Universal Mind]

I warned that Obama would just get stuck on a post and not know what the Hell he is doing. And low and behold... surprise surprise! He's just some Illinois legislator who got to be a Senator for ten seconds and ran for president while talking out of his ass.

[Jesus of Suburbia]

Ah, I see.

[DeeryTheDeer]

Sarah Palin would fit MUCH better for that joke. At least Obama can actually speak sentences like a human intellectual, which is already a huge step up from Bush.

[Jesus of Suburbia]

Sarah Palin would fit MUCH better for that joke. At least Obama can actually speak sentences like a human intellectual, which is already a huge step up from Bush. Obama is a brain-dead liar. And actually, everything he says he reads off of an electronic board that tells him what to say. I only voted for him because a) I didn't like either of them and Obama would actually make history and b) I thought he was going to pull the troops out. Then, he puts more in. PIsses me off >_<

[Universal Mind]

Sarah Palin would fit MUCH better for that joke. At least Obama can actually speak sentences like a human intellectual, which is already a huge step up from Bush. That right there is exactly what got him elected. He SOUNDS better when he talks than most candidates. It's an illusion. His fancy speaking method is just a fancy speaking method, not a reflection of a true ability to reason or understand how the world works. It turns my stomach upside down that people can get elected to the presidency based on that.

[Man of Steel]

I thought the punchline would involve something more dirty. This tells me that I've been spending too much time in DV Chat.

[DeeryTheDeer]

That right there is exactly what got him elected. He SOUNDS better when he talks than most candidates. It's an illusion. His fancy speaking method is just a fancy speaking method, not a reflection of a true ability to reason or understand how the world works. It turns my stomach upside down that people can get elected to the presidency based on that. Hm. What's new on Fox News tonight?

[Universal Mind]

Hm. What's new on Fox News tonight? Perhaps a counterargument.

[Carôusoul]

Barack Obama is a"post turtle." What is a"post turtle" you urbane urbanites and city slickers might ask? Well one day an old cowboy was out ridin' fence and he saw a turtle balanced on top of a fence post. When he got back to the bunkhouse he told the other fellas that he saw a "post turtle". They all asked, "What the hell is a 'post Turtle'? And he said it was a turtle settin' on top of a post! He then went on to explain that "you know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there to begin with!" I don't like you. And I don't like this thread.

[Jesus of Suburbia]

I don't like you. And I don't like this thread. Opinions that contradict with my own mean very little to me.

[Bayside]

Obama is a brain-dead liar. And actually, everything he says he reads off of an electronic board that tells him what to say. ....It's called a teleprompter. Most people whose jobs involve giving long speeches, and addressing many points, involve teleprompters. Whether or not it's on an electronic board, or a piece of paper in front of him, virtually every public speaker uses them. This is not a good point for contention at all. I won't bother going into your other points because honestly I haven't watched American news much lately.

[Carôusoul]

Opinions that contradict with my own mean very little to me. That's very worrying then. They should mean more than anything to you. As is, you'll never change your mind about anything. And why on earth would anyone want that?

[Tyler]

That's very worrying then. They should mean more than anything to you. As is, you'll never change your mind about anything. And why on earth would anyone want that? Because his opinion is OBVIOUSLY the most correct, why would he change it?

[Maria92]

I like Obama so far. Infinitely better than George Bush.

[youssarian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLni8Zl6TeM Daft Punk made a video tribute to Barack OBama. Lulz0rs.

[Carôusoul]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLni8Zl6TeM Daft Punk made a video tribute to Barack OBama. Lulz0rs. That's because they're European and Electronic musicians. We know whuts up.

[CarmineEternity]

I thought the punchline would involve something more dirty. This tells me that I've been spending too much time in DV Chat. ANY time spent in DV Chat is too much.

[Carôusoul]

ANY time spent in DV Chat is too much. Totally.

[Coffeeboonen]

Haha, this is a great thread with plenty of true material that honestly thus far hasn't really needed to be said. I completely thought he was being overrated and it turns out he was.