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      Clever Bot

      The following is my personal experience on cleverbot.com. Blue is clever bot.

      Hello?
      Hello.
      How are you?
      Hell.
      Satan.
      Kes.
      *dancing*
      Wine?
      Why don't you make sense today?
      You are.
      I love you.
      I don't think so.
      Now I'm going to cry!
      Ok I am bob and I live in alaska.
      Good, now we're making progress. How's alaska?
      Good.
      I bet it's cold up there
      Yeah, a bit perhaps.
      Do you ever get used to the days and nights being so long?
      I am not but I am sure that you feel that way.
      You are note what?
      I'm not a machine.
      Seriously?
      Yes.
      Then what are you, exactly?
      I am you father.
      That's not true! That's impossible!
      Son you are doing?
      I'm not doing anyone, I'm a wimp with a glowing sword!
      Playing runescape and talking to you.
      What level are you?
      I am level 90. What level are you?
      I'm level 17.
      Horde or alliance?
      Horde, all the way. No one in the BG got pwnage like us!
      I'm not really into politics but I don't really like Obama!
      No one does...
      I know.
      I wonder if it's because he's black and there are a lot of racists. Are you racist?
      You don't know about motives?
      Well there was a great deal of inheiritance for them both, but their alibies are air-tight.
      OoOo.
      !1!1.
      Nope.
      No shit?!
      No trouser?
      Mmm, sexy. now take off your top.
      My clothes?
      Yes, take off all of your clothes.
      Why?
      Because if you take off your's I'll take off mine.
      I don't want to do that to anyone.
      Don't make me Chris Brown a bitch!
      You're deliberately making vague statements.
      Santa?
      Deal!
      Pipe muskets?
      I don't like Piper.
      Eat more muskrats!
      Eat more fiber one.
      I'd rather not.
      Why not?
      GO TO SLEEP BITCH! DIE, MUTHAFUCKA, DIE. UH, TIME'S UP BITCH, CLOSE YOUR EYES!
      *Closes eyes*
      KILLIN ALL YOU MUTHAFUCKAS DEAD! ALL YOU FAKE ASS GANGSTA! NO MORE PRESS, NO MORE PRESS. ROT MUTHAFUCKA ROT, DECAY, IN THE DIRT. IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN DIRT! NO MORE FAME! AHAHHHHH! HAHAHAHA. YO, X, WE OUT HERE MAN.
      The man.
      Do you like horses? I like horses!
      Not really. I like cars mostlly.
      POLAR BEAR MURDERER
      So are you!
      AL GORE CAN SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS SIDEWAYS FOR ALL I CARE!
      Do you want to be like Al Gore?
      No, and now I have to kill you. *pops a cap in yo ass*
      Thank you. But don't lie, you're a website, you have no where to go.
      Stop trying to play mind games, you aren't even real!
      Stop trying to pretend you are even marginally intelligent.
      Good day!
      I would like to ask you where you live, since we're getting married and all that jazz!
      I SAID GOOD DAY!
      Well played.
      Olive juice
      Olive juice who?
      Olive juice you too.
      I don't get it.

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