if/then game

If Invader sodomizes me then him and his family will die mysteriously in a unexplained fire (and i will donate a million dollars to the victims of the earthquake in Haiti.)

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Originally Posted by nerve

sure, just like people were made to watch television and eat genetically altered food made with chemicals out of plastic packages and wear condoms and send text messages and eat with forks and wear makeup and drive motor vehicles!

don't argue with me about what is and isn't natural, ok? you do plenty of unnatural things.

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don't change the subject. Asses aren't made for having shit stuffed up them, that's just as unnatural as anything else. The dictionary/thesaurus was correct.

alright, we will look at it from another angle (and within the thread rules!):

if anal intercourse is unnatural, then why. do. we. find. it. in. nature?

(by the way, oral sex is "unnatural" too. do you have a problem with that?)

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Originally Posted by nerve

alright, we will look at it from another angle (and within the thread rules!):

if anal intercourse is unnatural, then why. do. we. find. it. in. nature?

(by the way, oral sex is "unnatural" too. do you have a problem with that?)

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I really like this guy.

If I continue to post invisible protest messages, then the staff will continue to ignore me. (Quietly protesting the 10-character limit)

If Mario does not post if/then posts in this thread then nerve will sodomize him.

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Originally Posted by nerve

alright, we will look at it from another angle (and within the thread rules!):

if anal intercourse is unnatural, then why. do. we. find. it. in. nature?

(by the way, oral sex is "unnatural" too. do you have a problem with that?)

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I dont have a problem with you people doing you thing, get married, kiss w/e i dont care u guys can have your rights. I just don't agree with pcing shit up and saying that it's natural.

Tell me did evolution design asses so things should be rammed up them?

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Originally Posted by Soros

If Mario does not post if/then posts in this thread then nerve will sodomize him.
I dont have a problem with you people doing you thing, get married, kiss w/e i dont care u guys can have your rights. I just don't agree with pcing shit up and saying that it's natural.

Tell me did evolution design asses so things should be rammed up them?

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If Soros continues to try and defend his shaky position, then Mario and nerve will ultimately defeat him.

You might have some difficulty explaining the prostrate gland....and bonobo monkeys. (Quietly protesting the 10-character limit)

If mario thinks asses were made to have shit stuffed up them, then he will be raped by a guy named Buba.

If Soros does not cave, then the entire gay community will stone him to death and/or sodomize him. Quietly protesting the 10 character limit.

If Soro belives that asses were made at all, then he's wrong.

^ beat me to it



Soros: if you don't gtfo my thread, then I will kick you so hard in your tight little virgin asshole, you won't be able to sit for a week! report your sorry trolling ass to the staff! :'D

If THIS shizzle is for real Then its FAIL!

If you give a mouse a cookie, then he will ask for a glass of milk
Favorite story evar <3

If HHH posts the title of an awesome book, then it will fill all of us with nostalgia.

Still protesting 10 character limit.

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Originally Posted by Mario92

If HHH posts the title of an awesome book, then it will fill all of us with nostalgia.

Still protesting 10 character limit.

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Originally Posted by hellohihello

If you give a mouse a cookie, then he will ask for a glass of milk
Favorite story evar <3

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10 character my ass!

if you open your mouth and close your eyes, then you'll be in for a big surprise! :'D

I know this game didn't really take off but

if you eat fishsticks for dinner more than never, then you're white trash.

If I make a new avatar and sig, then people will have a tricky time identifying me.