Thread: if/then game

I was looking something up in a dictionary and noticed that the definition for sodomy was "unnatural sexual intercourse." I promptly checked the publication date, which was '95. I thought, if that's the definition for sodomy in your dictionary, then it's probably time to get a new one.

and then I got the idea for this "game." (if it has already been done, then...shut up.)

very simple: the only rule is that your line must start with "if" (unless it has an "intro," see no. 1) and it must be followed by a conclusion. the conclusion does not have to start with "then" (see 4).

(1) Railroad crossing, railroad cars: if you can spell "that" without any Rs, then you realize this riddle only works verbally.

(2) if you've already heard that bird is the word, then I need not repeat myself.

(3) if you are a blue-eyed boy with a great body and perfect features, then can I have your phone number? :D
(3.5) if you can see this, then you've highlighted this text. why?
(4) if hell freezes over, some crazy shit's gonna happen.

anyway, I'm sure you guys can come up with cleverer/funnier lines, and I look forward to your replies.

If I played this game, then I'd be the first poster!

(couldn't think of anything funny, maybe something will come to mind... later. interesting game too, id like to see what comes of it)

If I can see 3.5 without highlighting the text, then nerve didn't use f3f3f6 like a bro. There's no hidden text here. Also The Game.

If i didn't know what you meant, then i would use google.

Originally Posted by Abra

If I can see 3.5 without highlighting the text, then nerve didn't use f3f3f6 like a bro. There's no hidden text here. Also The Game.

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still don't get it. google failed me

yeah... google knows all...

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Originally Posted by nerve

I was looking something up in a dictionary and noticed that the definition for sodomy was "unnatural sexual intercourse." I promptly checked the publication date, which was '95. I thought, if that's the definition for sodomy in your dictionary, then it's probably time to get a new one.

Yes, because asses were made to have blunt objects stuffed up them right?

sure, just like people were made to watch television and eat genetically altered food made with chemicals out of plastic packages and wear condoms and send text messages and eat with forks and wear makeup and drive motor vehicles!

don't argue with me about what is and isn't natural, ok? you do plenty of unnatural things.

If you try to ruin this thread, Soros, then I will sodomize you.

Also, if someone highlights the text of my previous post, they will see that the joke was on Mario.

If I die a horrendous death full of torment, then I'm still taking Invader down with me.

If Invader sodomizes me then him and his family will die mysteriously in a unexplained fire (and i will donate a million dollars to the victims of the earthquake in Haiti.)

Originally Posted by nerve

sure, just like people were made to watch television and eat genetically altered food made with chemicals out of plastic packages and wear condoms and send text messages and eat with forks and wear makeup and drive motor vehicles!

don't argue with me about what is and isn't natural, ok? you do plenty of unnatural things.

don't change the subject. Asses aren't made for having shit stuffed up them, that's just as unnatural as anything else. The dictionary/thesaurus was correct.

alright, we will look at it from another angle (and within the thread rules!):

if anal intercourse is unnatural, then why. do. we. find. it. in. nature?

(by the way, oral sex is "unnatural" too. do you have a problem with that?)

Originally Posted by nerve

alright, we will look at it from another angle (and within the thread rules!):

if anal intercourse is unnatural, then why. do. we. find. it. in. nature?

(by the way, oral sex is "unnatural" too. do you have a problem with that?)

I really like this guy.

If I continue to post invisible protest messages, then the staff will continue to ignore me. (Quietly protesting the 10-character limit)

If Mario does not post if/then posts in this thread then nerve will sodomize him.

Originally Posted by nerve

alright, we will look at it from another angle (and within the thread rules!):

if anal intercourse is unnatural, then why. do. we. find. it. in. nature?

(by the way, oral sex is "unnatural" too. do you have a problem with that?)

I dont have a problem with you people doing you thing, get married, kiss w/e i dont care u guys can have your rights. I just don't agree with pcing shit up and saying that it's natural.

Tell me did evolution design asses so things should be rammed up them?