if/then game

I was looking something up in a dictionary and noticed that the definition for sodomy was "unnatural sexual intercourse." I promptly checked the publication date, which was '95. I thought, if that's the definition for sodomy in your dictionary, then it's probably time to get a new one.

and then I got the idea for this "game." (if it has already been done, then...shut up.)

very simple: the only rule is that your line must start with "if" (unless it has an "intro," see no. 1) and it must be followed by a conclusion. the conclusion does not have to start with "then" (see 4).

(1) Railroad crossing, railroad cars: if you can spell "that" without any Rs, then you realize this riddle only works verbally.

(2) if you've already heard that bird is the word, then I need not repeat myself.

(3) if you are a blue-eyed boy with a great body and perfect features, then can I have your phone number? :D
(3.5) if you can see this, then you've highlighted this text. why?
(4) if hell freezes over, some crazy shit's gonna happen.

anyway, I'm sure you guys can come up with cleverer/funnier lines, and I look forward to your replies.

If I played this game, then I'd be the first poster!

(couldn't think of anything funny, maybe something will come to mind... later. interesting game too, id like to see what comes of it)

If I can see 3.5 without highlighting the text, then nerve didn't use f3f3f6 like a bro. There's no hidden text here. Also The Game.

If i didn't know what you meant, then i would use google.

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Originally Posted by Abra

If I can see 3.5 without highlighting the text, then nerve didn't use f3f3f6 like a bro. There's no hidden text here. Also The Game.

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still don't get it. google failed me

yeah... google knows all...

NOT WEB SAVVY ANYMORE AHHHFUOAWHETR8I943560 +BANGING ON KEYBOARD LIKE MONKEY+

I'm getting old and technology is moving too fast for me, PLEASE FIX IT +freaking out+

If you're getting old, then technology is probably difficult for you.

what? hold on while I get my reading glasses...

wait...what was I reading? what is this? where am I?

If you're getting old, then...

Wait...I forget.

you guys ruined my fucking thread.

If you guys fucking ruined his thread, then I shall fucking ruin it as well!

No wait, I failed.

If at first you fail, then try and try again. Then stop. No point being a bloody fool about it.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

BAM!

If this thread has failed, then what of the other failed threads that continue to fail?

If someone posts below me, they will die peacefully. Just kidding, it's going to be full of torment and overall bad stuff. If you caught this message, the torment does not apply to you and instead will go on the next unknowing poster, and so on and so forth until someone has the curse.

If I die peacefully, then I'm dragging Invader down with me.

If you'd paied attention, then you'd have noticed that he didn't say when you died, essensially promising that your death will be "pleasant" when it comes.. hardly seem to be something to drag someone down over.

if mario wasn't such a smartass, then DV will be a much more boring place.

that goes for everyone... *stares at YOU*

if (Dreamviews.Language == SPANISH) then
{
Dreamviews.Status = screwed;
}

If Desert Claw wasn't so awesome, then he'd be less awesome.

if you guys don't stop flirting with each other people might think you're gay.

^ I feel like I'm being sucked into that signature every time I see it.

If you stare at my sig, it will steal your soul.

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Originally Posted by nerve

I was looking something up in a dictionary and noticed that the definition for sodomy was "unnatural sexual intercourse." I promptly checked the publication date, which was '95. I thought, if that's the definition for sodomy in your dictionary, then it's probably time to get a new one.

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Yes, because asses were made to have blunt objects stuffed up them right?

sure, just like people were made to watch television and eat genetically altered food made with chemicals out of plastic packages and wear condoms and send text messages and eat with forks and wear makeup and drive motor vehicles!

don't argue with me about what is and isn't natural, ok? you do plenty of unnatural things.

If you try to ruin this thread, Soros, then I will sodomize you.

Also, if someone highlights the text of my previous post, they will see that the joke was on Mario.

If I die a horrendous death full of torment, then I'm still taking Invader down with me.