R.I.P. Shift

[CanceledCzech]

[Shift] 2:54 pm: I'm about to eat my first big mac [Shift] 2:54 pm: is this thing supposed to have like extra patties and buns in it??? [Shift] 2:56 pm: I'm going to do it [Shift] 2:57 pm: if you never hear from me again [Shift] 2:57 pm: it's because my intestines fell out [Shift] 2:57 pm: like a gay kid at the bottom of the pool YOU WILL BE MISSED :___;