DC Talk: Come be a mindless dream character

**Loaf** · 03-15-2010 05:15 AM

Hello!
Welcome to DC talk. The aim is simple. You reply to the above poster, posting a completely random nonsensical message, but still relating to the message in hand. Example:

Craftwerk: "Hello, welcome to lady fish. Can I have a sock or is it Tuesday?"

Wario92: "It is Tuesday, but that doesn't mean Telma can't have the cat food or is Liam's car red?"

Craftwerk: "No, it is red, however the house and land package doesn't include the tshirt, thats only for zombies."

WalkingNomad: "Zombies? I never heard of sour cookie pots before. Thanks for the tip!"

RavenDay: "Your welcome. Just be sure to tell my receptionist Larry who works at the bus exchange dealing with stolen clouds, generally in space."

Whoever posts first can start.

**slayer** · 03-15-2010 05:22 AM

Do you carry your lunch or walk to school?

**Maria92** · 03-15-2010 05:25 AM

A school is a building with annoying teachers and bloody twats that goof off and disrupt class, but that isn't important right now. What's important is that you get these glurbles to the school, post haste!

**Loaf** · 03-15-2010 05:25 AM

Glurbles? But that depends if I feel like crab juice.

**Maria92** · 03-15-2010 05:26 AM

Crab people! They're attacking! Run for your puny lives...which, by the way, are made of lunch meat. Tasty souls.

**Invader** · 03-15-2010 05:29 AM

Silly rabbit, souls are for breakfast!

**Maria92** · 03-15-2010 05:30 AM

Kill the rabbit!

**Loaf** · 03-15-2010 05:30 AM

No way, only on Thursdays. Or else you must provide me with a blanket, for the baby goose.

**slayer** · 03-15-2010 05:33 AM

There is no stork to spawn the blankets for the goose making.

**Maria92** · 03-15-2010 05:35 AM

When a were-monster and a transexual love each other veeeery much...

**OfficerFlake** · 03-15-2010 06:20 AM

They mix pears and pineapples together to create sauce.

**Maria92** · 03-15-2010 06:21 AM

It's mango sauce. Delicious, hardy mango sauce. With a little umbrella thing.

**Tushix** · 03-15-2010 07:17 AM

Yes, I like carrots!

**Loaf** · 03-15-2010 07:19 AM

Carrots? No mention about soup for dogs, then? Because that certainly will count towards your final score for Half Life 2.

**1495** · 03-15-2010 07:34 AM

Is this a dream?

**Maria92** · 03-15-2010 07:38 AM

Hell no! And incidentally, I just remembered that your rival's name is Douche! Here he comes now. I just hope he doesn't pick a squirtle to counter your Charmander.

**Loaf** · 03-15-2010 07:39 AM

That would be a shocking Pokemon battle, but not as bad as when that door opened last night. Remember? Mirinda was driving you to voice lessons!

**1495** · 03-15-2010 07:41 AM

I better fly up on that roof over there.

**Maria92** · 03-15-2010 07:41 AM

Flying away, little birdie? Yeah, I thought so. Fly fly fly.

**1495** · 03-15-2010 07:43 AM

I knew it, this is a dream.

**Loaf** · 03-15-2010 08:34 AM

No no, this isn't a dream, although if you understand exactly how the lemon tree grows, it very well could be your chance to shine.

**1495** · 03-15-2010 08:37 AM

OK, but if this isn't a dream then why is there a lemon tree growing in my living room?

**Maria92** · 03-15-2010 08:53 AM

The lemon tree knows all. Do not question it. Pluck its mighty fruits and offer them to the gods. Shoe's on the other foot, you omnipotent twats.

**1495** · 03-15-2010 08:57 AM

But god said that he doesn't like lemoms?

**Maria92** · 03-15-2010 08:57 AM

He's always offering the sour blighters to folks he hates. When god gives you lemons, you find a new god.

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