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    1. 04-22-2010 01:47 PM #1
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      Proof that God exists

      Proof that God exists:


      1. My mother said that God exists;
      2. She must be right;
      3. Therefore, God exists.


      No further to add,

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    2. 04-22-2010 01:54 PM #2
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      I shan't believe you have a mother.
      You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.
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    3. 04-22-2010 02:37 PM #3
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      1. My mother said that she is my mother;
      2. She must be right;
      3. Therefore, my mother is my mother.

      I'm a pro at logic.
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    4. 04-22-2010 02:46 PM #4
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      Quote Originally Posted by Kromoh View Post
      1. My mother said that she is my mother;
      2. She must be right;
      3. Therefore, my mother is my mother.
      How can anyone argue with such brilliant logic? You must have the mind of a god.
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    5. 04-22-2010 02:52 PM #5
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      I agree.
      That is profound, completely true logic.
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      We're a lot alike, you and I. I tested you. You tested me. You killed me. I-oh, no, wait. I guess I haven't killed you yet. Well. Food for thought during this next test.
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      ...there is something seriously wrong with me, isn't there?
      <Lseadragon> i was so hopeful
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    6. 04-22-2010 04:08 PM #6
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      Quote Originally Posted by Heavy Sleeper View Post
      How can anyone argue with such brilliant logic? You must have the mind of a god.
      his mother must be god, how else could she KNOW? :0

      and that would make him a god...unless his father is a human, then he'd be a demi-god but that's still pretty impressive.

      so, Kromoh, is your father a god?


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    7. 04-22-2010 05:07 PM #7
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      Quote Originally Posted by nerve View Post
      so, Kromoh, is your father a god?
      He is a centaur, so we all know what his father is.
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      ohhhhhh... :[


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      My mom said that your mom doesn't exist
      my mom is right
      therefore, your mom doesn't exist, indirectly proving god doesnt exist.
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    10. 04-22-2010 10:37 PM #10
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      Quote Originally Posted by Portalboat View Post
      I agree.
      That is profound, completely true logic.
      [/sarcasm]
      Sarcasm again sarcasm never works right, because the next person to be sarcastic sounds like an idiot.


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    11. 04-22-2010 11:13 PM #11
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      Quote Originally Posted by Heavy Sleeper View Post
      How can anyone argue with such brilliant logic? You must have the mind of a god.
      1. Kromoh exists.
      2. God Exists.
      3. Kromoh must be God.
      And now.. for a Stephen Strutmeyer Film...
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    12. 04-23-2010 05:17 AM #12
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      1.) I say I exist.
      2.) I am able to both say this and hear this;
      3.) Therefore, cheese.
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    13. 04-23-2010 05:22 AM #13
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      Quote Originally Posted by Man of Steel View Post
      1.) I say I exist.
      2.) I am able to both say this and hear this;
      3.) Therefore, cheese.
      That is inconclusive.
      This shit never happens to me
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    14. 04-23-2010 12:57 PM #14
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      God does exist.
      Mommy says his name all night long.
      I mean, she HAS to be talking to someone!!

      -jokes-
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    15. 04-25-2010 01:08 AM #15
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      Quote Originally Posted by MadWorld View Post
      God does exist.
      Mommy says his name all night long.
      I mean, she HAS to be talking to someone!!

      -jokes-
      She isn't.


      Go insane for me, I'm that selfish you see
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    16. 04-25-2010 11:40 PM #16
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      Yeah, well;

      =3
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    17. 04-27-2010 04:37 AM #17
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      Quote Originally Posted by MadWorld View Post
      God does exist.
      Mommy says his name all night long.
      I mean, she HAS to be talking to someone!!

      -jokes-
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    18. 04-28-2010 03:51 AM #18
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      ....wait, God EXISTS!?!?!?!?

      When the hell did this happen?!?!


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    19. 04-28-2010 05:00 AM #19
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      Quote Originally Posted by EspadaInMyCloset View Post
      ....wait, God EXISTS!?!?!?!?

      When the hell did this happen?!?!
      When his parents forgot to use protection.
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    20. 04-29-2010 04:08 AM #20
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      Quote Originally Posted by EspadaInMyCloset View Post
      ....wait, God EXISTS!?!?!?!?

      When the hell did this happen?!?!
      *Points*
      THAT WAY‼
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