So I'm convinced that my favourite hockey team has been doing well in the playoffs because I haven't shaved in nearly two weeks. However I have an important social function to attend this Saturday and the beard will have to go. I'm really afraid that this will negatively impact my team and that we might lose our next game.

So in an attempt to please the hockey gods, I'm looking for willing volunteers to refrain from shaving in my stead for at least the next few days. Furthermore I call upon all those who already possess a good quality beard to lend their beard powers to me, so I may properly channel them to my team. Don't disappoint me DV!!


GO HABS