Supposedly the cow was sacred before the aryans invaded. One hypothesized reason being that something magical grows on cowpats in certain parts of the world.
I was insanely tired last night, and (I'm a guy), was awake but with my eyes closed, and virtually on the edge of having an orgasm, from pure thought alone.
I'm not kidding, it was crazy... I searched a bit but haven't been able to find anything like this... any thoughts?
hmm... sounds fun. but i don't know... i think you would have to be extremely disciplined to pull it off. i don't think i could. and as much as none of you want to know this i'll say it anyway,
I developed this masturbation/sex technique hmmm... yesterday.
What happens is that, when you have an orgasm, the muscles by your prostate contract, making you ejaculate. Notice, here, how an orgasm is not the same as ejaculating.
The technique is simple: you must be relaxed enough not to let your prostate muscles contract, allowing you to have an orgasm without ejaculating (which means the possibility of multiple orgasms as well)
When doing it, you must not bend your muscles the slightest (I mean the muscles in the pubic area, you may still use you hands/legs etc). Leave them completely relaxed and do not move them.
If you manage to do it properly, not only will you get an orgasm without ejaculation, but also th best masturbation/sex you've ever had. It will last longer (not only the orgasm, the whole thing) and it's pretty much more satisfying. It's like.. hard to explain... Aff just do it... but be sure it will take longer than usual, and the whole thing will be satisfying, not only the orgasm itself.
Guess I explained it properly. Any doubts, go ahead
Masturbating hurts for me. Why the f*ck would I want to rub my rough, dry hands up and down my sensitive dick? And even when I use some form of lube, it doesn't do shit! Literally, masurbating with lube does nothing to me. It doesn't feel good and it doesn't hurt, it's just pointless. Try making a fist around one of your fingers and moving it up and down. It doesn't do anything right? That's what masturbating is like for me. Also, when I've ejacualted in dreams, I remember having an immense amount of pain sometimes. Sometimes it wasn't so bad. It's like my dick gets so hard that it hurts.
About the whole getting laid thing. I don't want to do anal because I don't want to stick my dick in some chick's dirty, dry, disgusting asshole. The walls of her ass are probably lined with dried up shit. And I don't want to go anywhere near a fucking vagina. It looks like disguting, rotting meat, and I've hear it smells like that too. There's not way I'm sticking my dick in that, much less my face in it.
I guess a blowjob wouldn't be too bad, but still, I don't want saliva all over my dick either. That's f*cking disgusting. And what's the big attraction with boobs? Big fat lumps hanging off a girls chest?! No thanks. I can honestly look at topless chicks on the internet and not get a boner, because there's nothing attractive about it. I just don't get it.
Why can't sex be clean? I mean, every aspect of it has some kind of repulsive factor to it. And the sensation of my dick going in and out of something doesn't make me feel good anyways, since I hate masturbating.
You guys probably think I'm some kinda freak, but if you really think about it, it is f*cking disgusting. The only reason you guys like it, is because your brain is programmed to like it. You are attracted to that shit so that you'll reproduce. You need to fight the system!!! Don't let your instinct take over your body! We need to stop making babies so that our damn Earth will not get overpopulated.
Last edited by muttonhead; 02-07-2008 at 07:48 AM.
I've done this a few times before, but I also have to be in the right frame of mind.
But MAN that's what I call an orgasm. It's on the verge of painful it's so intense.
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I tried last night and it didn't work, are you suppose to have a boner? Are you suppose to be thinking about having sex? All I felt was a feeling that kind of tickled around my genital area, lol. But that only lasted for like 3 seconds and it happened maybe 4 or 5 times.
Try making a fist around one of your fingers and moving it up and down. It doesn't do anything right? That's what masturbating is like for me.
Thats what it feels like for the first minute or two of masturbating. If you keep doing it, eventually you will get the orgasm feeling. Also, if you don't believe that anything will happen, nothing will, you have to be... dare I say, horny. You have to be thinking about that kind of stuff at the same time.
Unless otherwise stated, views expressed in this post are not necessarily representative of the official Dream Views stance. Hell, it's probably not even representative of me.
I developed this masturbation/sex technique hmmm... yesterday.
What happens is that, when you have an orgasm, the muscles by your prostate contract, making you ejaculate. Notice, here, how an orgasm is not the same as ejaculating.
The technique is simple: you must be relaxed enough not to let your prostate muscles contract, allowing you to have an orgasm without ejaculating (which means the possibility of multiple orgasms as well)
When doing it, you must not bend your muscles the slightest (I mean the muscles in the pubic area, you may still use you hands/legs etc). Leave them completely relaxed and do not move them.
If you manage to do it properly, not only will you get an orgasm without ejaculation, but also th best masturbation/sex you've ever had. It will last longer (not only the orgasm, the whole thing) and it's pretty much more satisfying. It's like.. hard to explain... Aff just do it... but be sure it will take longer than usual, and the whole thing will be satisfying, not only the orgasm itself.
Guess I explained it properly. Any doubts, go ahead
Interesting.... I have experienced similar... But not quite the same.
Originally Posted by muttonhead
Masturbating hurts for me. Why the f*ck would I want to rub my rough, dry hands up and down my sensitive dick? And even when I use some form of lube, it doesn't do shit! Literally, masurbating with lube does nothing to me. It doesn't feel good and it doesn't hurt, it's just pointless. Try making a fist around one of your fingers and moving it up and down. It doesn't do anything right? That's what masturbating is like for me. Also, when I've ejacualted in dreams, I remember having an immense amount of pain sometimes. Sometimes it wasn't so bad. It's like my dick gets so hard that it hurts.
About the whole getting laid thing. I don't want to do anal because I don't want to stick my dick in some chick's dirty, dry, disgusting asshole. The walls of her ass are probably lined with dried up shit. And I don't want to go anywhere near a fucking vagina. It looks like disguting, rotting meat, and I've hear it smells like that too. There's not way I'm sticking my dick in that, much less my face in it.
I guess a blowjob wouldn't be too bad, but still, I don't want saliva all over my dick either. That's f*cking disgusting. And what's the big attraction with boobs? Big fat lumps hanging off a girls chest?! No thanks. I can honestly look at topless chicks on the internet and not get a boner, because there's nothing attractive about it. I just don't get it.
Why can't sex be clean? I mean, every aspect of it has some kind of repulsive factor to it. And the sensation of my dick going in and out of something doesn't make me feel good anyways, since I hate masturbating.
You guys probably think I'm some kinda freak, but if you really think about it, it is f*cking disgusting. The only reason you guys like it, is because your brain is programmed to like it. You are attracted to that shit so that you'll reproduce. You need to fight the system!!! Don't let your instinct take over your body! We need to stop making babies so that our damn Earth will not get overpopulated.
Okay don't mean this is the derogatory sense but you're either gay, or been brought up to think sex is wrong! It is not dirty, there is nothing dirty about a girl, and it is certainly not disgusting...
Okay don't mean this is the derogatory sense but you're either gay, or been brought up to think sex is wrong! It is not dirty, there is nothing dirty about a girl, and it is certainly not disgusting...
Meh...
I'm not gay, and even if I was, that would mean I like sex. Gay people have sex too!! I just don't like the idea all together. And I haven't been raised to not like sex. I'm attracted to girls, but that doesn't mean I want to f*ck em'. And I said it is "dirty" because:
"I don't want to stick my dick in some chick's dirty, dry, disgusting asshole. The walls of her ass are probably lined with dried up shit. And I don't want to go anywhere near a fucking vagina. It looks like disguting, rotting meat, and I've hear it smells like that too. There's not way I'm sticking my dick in that, much less my face in it. "
I think you're talking about a different type of "dirty", but I'm taking it literally.
Last edited by muttonhead; 02-08-2008 at 12:26 AM.
About the whole getting laid thing. I don't want to do anal because I don't want to stick my dick in some chick's dirty, dry, disgusting asshole. The walls of her ass are probably lined with dried up shit. And I don't want to go anywhere near a fucking vagina. It looks like disguting, rotting meat, and I've hear it smells like that too. There's not way I'm sticking my dick in that, much less my face in it.
I guess a blowjob wouldn't be too bad, but still, I don't want saliva all over my dick either. That's f*cking disgusting. And what's the big attraction with boobs? Big fat lumps hanging off a girls chest?! No thanks. I can honestly look at topless chicks on the internet and not get a boner, because there's nothing attractive about it. I just don't get it.
Why can't sex be clean? I mean, every aspect of it has some kind of repulsive factor to it. And the sensation of my dick going in and out of something doesn't make me feel good anyways, since I hate masturbating.
You guys probably think I'm some kinda freak, but if you really think about it, it is f*cking disgusting. The only reason you guys like it, is because your brain is programmed to like it. You are attracted to that shit so that you'll reproduce. You need to fight the system!!! Don't let your instinct take over your body! We need to stop making babies so that our damn Earth will not get overpopulated.
No offense, i think your gay. Did you ever consider that?
I cannot find one straight man who finds pussy repulsive.
I can see your point about anal sex, but vaginal? Thats THE natural way. If you ever decide to get kids, if your straight that is, your going to have to have sex. You cannot escape it.
No offense, i think your gay. Did you ever consider that?
I cannot find one straight man who finds pussy repulsive.
I can see your point about anal sex, but vaginal? Thats THE natural way. If you ever decide to get kids, if your straight that is, your going to have to have sex. You cannot escape it.
And breasts. How can you not like boobs.
Read my above post. I'm definetley not gay. And tits aren't too bad, I just kinda went overboard, but vaginas are repulsive. Hairy rotten meat in the form of a gaping hole next to her shitter. There's no way any part of me is going in that. It's all slimy and disgusting and juices squirt out of it. My plan for getting her pregnant is to have her leg spread, stick a funnel in it, then ejaculate into the top of the funnel.
Unless otherwise stated, views expressed in this post are not necessarily representative of the official Dream Views stance. Hell, it's probably not even representative of me.
muttonhead! Easy on dissing the vajayjay.
These little beef curtians aren't always so repulsive
try to be nice in their description and love them, learn to love them - proper/ i.e
"Hairy rotten meat Furburgers in the form of a gaping hole next to her shitter ass mate."
Talk nice to them, learn the savour the passion fruit that cries "lick me please" that little honeysuckle, pink taco.
They only smile to you in return(vertical smile of course) only in a bearded clam kinda way guess.
Oh man that was a disgusting description. Don't ruin it for me dammit, I love vagina!
Amen.
Originally Posted by Infinityecho
muttonhead! Easy on dissing the vajayjay.
These little beef curtians aren't always so repulsive
try to be nice in their description and love them, learn to love them - proper/ i.e
"Hairy rotten meat Furburgers in the form of a gaping hole next to her shitter ass mate."
Talk nice to them, learn the savour the passion fruit that cries "lick me please" that little honeysuckle, pink taco.
They only smile to you in return(vertical smile of course) only in a bearded clam kinda way guess.
Couldnt have said it better myself.
But my god, you plan on having her put a funnel in her pussy and what, jacking off into the funnel? How are you going to orgasm and ejaculate? You said you cannot masturbate, and you're clearly not going to get any pleasureful sensations from a plastic funnel, im stumped on HOW you are going to ejaculate into the funnel?
I doubt you would find a woman willing to do that by the way. Most girls cherish and look forward to vaginal sex. Telling her to put a funnel in there and you coming into it, doesnt sound like any fun especially to the girl.
But my god, you plan on having her put a funnel in her pussy and what, jacking off into the funnel? How are you going to orgasm and ejaculate? You said you cannot masturbate, and you're clearly not going to get any pleasureful sensations from a plastic funnel, im stumped on HOW you are going to ejaculate into the funnel?
I doubt you would find a woman willing to do that by the way. Most girls cherish and look forward to vaginal sex. Telling her to put a funnel in there and you coming into it, doesnt sound like any fun especially to the girl.
Just my two cents.
Hahaha. I'll just buy her a dildo and say "have fun." In order to ejacualte, I'll have to do it mentally, and into a cup or something. Then I'll give it to her and she can pour it into her vajayja.
Unless otherwise stated, views expressed in this post are not necessarily representative of the official Dream Views stance. Hell, it's probably not even representative of me.
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