Task of the Month for August 2011

**Marm** · 08-13-2011 11:40 AM

Yay I did it

I was in a Church listening to some preacher and being bored outta my skull. I started twiddling my thumbs and to my amazement, my right thumb phased through my left hand. Then I realised I was lucid.

I started thinking "There's something I wanted to do. Something.... important, I'm.... oh yea!!! That business about visiting Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. As soon as that thought entered my mind, my surroundings dissipated instantly and there I was, standing in a field of blue grass, inside the Chocolate Factory, with Augustus Gloop, Vecuca, and that other kid. Then Willy Wonka came down the chocolate river in a freaking cruise ship. A slide appeared (kind of like those emergency slides on an airplane) and he slid down onto the field of grass to greet us.

I looked around the place. It may as well be a paradise. Everything was so detailed and beautiful and nothing was out of place. The color on the petals of the flowers was all unique, each blade of grass was as blue as the oceans and the chocolate came running down the river from above like a mighty thunderstorm. The scent was as great as the scenery. The aroma was soft and welcoming, seeping into the furthest corners of my soul and deep into my bones. I felt my muscles relaxing and felt kind of light being put into a light trance. It was truely hypnotic.

As I was enjoying the landscape, I caught a glimpse of a tiny figure moving. Of course I knew what it was. I turned around to face them. The oompa loompas have arrived. But as I did so, that paradise scenery disappeared and I was in a some kind of circus of horror; the whole place ran by oompa loompas! They were shoving themselves into cannons, blasting themselves all over the place, tightrope walking over molten lava. Suddenly, one of them started howling, and then they all started to sing:

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo..
I've got another puzzle for you..
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee..
If you are wise you'll run from me..

At this point they all started pulling knives out. I was like... "ah....... crap.." I was completely surrounded with no chance of escape. Then a voice came out of nowhere "Get to work you lazy bums!!" It was Willy Wonka's.

Then I woke up. Now you see... Oompa Loompas are nothing but evil.