Did the basic one. Damn you, I wanted to be the first to do these 
Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Varied
Long Lucid
I was on a senior trip in France. I asked a woman for a half a pound of blue cheese for my mother, but then changed my mind as asked for a quarter pound. I did all this in English and got a pasta too.
I noticed that there was no cheese in my bag and I thought of going back, but I hadn't payed for it, so decided oh well. That was mostly because I couldn't remember how to say half in french (I still don't.)
The teachers with us were telling us to buy cheap dinners and I sat down alone, thinking that my friends would join me soon as I watched Candice and her friends feel each others boobs 
I saw my friends then go into a steak house and the entire scene turned into the opening scene from That 70's Show. Then Fez went lucid and I guess I embodied Fez. I was enjoying that dream so I tried to loose lucidity and sing the scene with them, but everyone sounded poorly and they blamed it on my lucidity. They then turned into cartons of juice and we were in a grocery store. I walked away, thinking of the lucid tasks of the month.
When I remembered it was the New Years one I ran back to the juice section and ask them what my resolution should be. One of them told me it was to get laid. That was dumb so I went to someone who worked there who was up on a ladder. He ignored me so I floated up to him and swatted at him. He disappeared and there were two gorgeous girls at the end of the isle.
I walked up to them and opened up my towel, obeying my New Years resolution. The one of them immediately started giving me a blowjob. It felt great, it wasn't a normal blowjob, it was one of those fast, deep, porno style blowjobs. I then got her friend to help too and they both worked on me. I was sure that this would wake me up and I prepared for it, but it didn't.
They commented how big I was and looking back I guess I was bigger than normal, maybe twelve inches. When I orgasmed I noticed that it wasn't normal. It was a continuous stream of semen rather than short bursts. I got it everywhere and there was a real lot of it. I was still naked but then broke the window to my old house and went out into the front yard and looked around.
I thought about going across the street and swim, but I had already done that in a previous dream. I walked around the side of the house and tried to take off to the sky, but fell hard on the ground. I wondered if I was still dreaming. I looked around and everything seemed normal. I then realized that if I was dreaming the window to the house would still be in tact, even though I had just broken it.
I went around the front of the house (still naked) and saw the window was fine. I then went back inside anyway. There were windows above the couch and the entire house looked ritzier that it ever had been so I tried spinning myself to an extra solar planet, but I didn't make it.
I then looked around, not sure of what to do when I said "Hi TwoShadows, Mes Tarrant, and The Cusp." I wasn't saying that to a character, I just knew that they occasionally all read my dream journal. Then three animals appeared. Two pigs, one of which was green and my golden retriever Molly. I was sure that these animals embodied the three dreamers that I had just mentioned. I wasn't sure who was who though.
The two pigs changed into photographs of Molly and my lab Jordan. I then was sure that TwoShadows was the picture of Molly, the picture of the black lab was The Cusp, and the real dog was Mes Tarrant. There was a fourth animal now, the real Jordan, but I'm not sure who that was.
We were then all on a bridge. The three animals had all taken human form now, in the form of Dr. Reid from Scrubs. One of them tosses a few pennies over the edge of the bridge and Elliot's voice said something along the lines of there being 80 dollars there.
I looked down and there was another Elliot's head stuck in the side of the bridge. She acted like a rabbit and made funny faces and blew raspberries.
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