It's shipping right now.

My dad's friend went on my boot menu to "fix" something, ended up killing my computer entirely.
So he felt bad that he fucked it up so he got his friend to fix the fixing but it still wasn't as good as it used to be.
I'm on the phone with him trying to fix it and he tells me he's gotta go cause he has to be somewhere in 15 minutes...
15 minutes later he knocks on the door of my apartment and he's like... "I'm buying you a replacement and taking your beat ass XPS off your hands".

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It seems like this would be a downgrade... but when my pops bought the original computer he got the cheapest, lowest quality everything. So this is like 4 times better than what I got now.

And I still don't think it's quite settled in yet, that some guy that I barely know just dropped $600 on me so I can get a new computer.