INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal

HAPPY THANKSGIVING DREAM VIEWS!

I dream I am in school. I'm walking in with Red, and Sean. We pass through the school's main entrance, and head on through the commons. We see Lauren(Now Single! Ding! Ding! Ding!) sitting ever so calmly at a round table. We walk by, Sean first, being silent, then Red, saying "hi," then myself. "Hi Lauren." I say nervously. "I like what you did with your eye-liner today."
"Thanks." she says with an awkward smile. She is a friend in real life, but just one of those friends who's just out there, not a very close one. Probably why the awkward smile. I never say hi to her. We all keep walking, when Sean decides to stop me.
"C'mon man!" he exclaims. "I told you she's for me! Don't steal her!" I attempt to give a damn, but I don't really give a damn. I just continue to walk. We're now all in first period, but I'm not in study hall(typical dream fuck ups). I'm in some other class, can't recall which one. Sean's there, Red's there, and so is Lauren. After a few minutes, I'm suddenly on the schools second floor. I'm with my little brother by a set of brown lockers in a large alcove by the stairs. Weird, cause the school has neither of those things. There's no brown lockers or alcoves there. So anyway, my little bro and I appear to be friendly fighting. He actually manages to tackle me hard, and I slam onto the ground. That hurt. A lot. I now shake him off, and I hear my Dad scream from downstairs. Oh shit! He shouts for us to stop making so much noise, and if he hears any more noises he's gonna come upstairs and whoop someone's ass! I decide to stop, but my little bro starts banging on the floors and the lockers. Son of a bitch! I now hear my Dad scream out again, and I hear footsteps. Great...not only that, but my wrist appears to be broken too. Fuck-nuggets! My Dad is now up here, and he punishes my bro, and checks out my broken wrist. My question though, is why were my bro and Dad at my school? I now see Eternity, and Zaine with lunch. They have pizza(Hm, Zaine isn't in my lunch period...). They're telling me about how I can get a free chicken sandwich with my pizza. So, I follow them down to the cafeteria and I get a slice of pizza. I eat it(tastes like cardboard, damn dreams), then I snatch a chicken sandwich. I'm now suddenly racing in a racing video game with Zaine and Eternity. What the fuck?! How'd I get here?! We now use boosters, and we're in a purple floating bubble, and we land back in the cafeteria. Only now we're in a different part. Okay, that was just fucking creepy. So now, we hav to sit on a heater, because there're no seats left to eat. The three of us begin singing "Jesus of Suburbia" by Green Day. A girl who can't find a seat joins us on the heater. Now, we're suddenly on some sort of battlefield. What the hell is up with this shit?! It's fucking Star Wars! Hahaha! It's every man for himself I guess. I grab my blaster rifle and open fire on anyone I see. I get shot a few times, but I'm still alive. I now see many Sith and Jedi fighting. I kill another soldier, and I take his gun, which is better than mine. I now open fire on the Sith and the Jedi. There were about six or seven of them, and I kill them all. Out of curiosity, I take one of the Sith lightsabres. It now turns blue from it's original red color. Lame! However, I now begin slicing people away, and I fight until I reach an escape pod. One man wants to get away with me, so I allow him. We take off, but we're still under heavy fire. Turns out this pod is actually a mini fighter. I see many space craft firing upon us an the battlefield below. I open fire on them, and I get us through. I soon land the craft, and I disembark. I pull out my lightsabre and slice away until I get inside a building. I now have a fight with a Jedi. He asks why I've turned to the Dark Side. I have no clue what the hell he's talking about, and I really don't give a damn. I'm on nobody's side! So I go on and just say because I wanted to. Then I tell him I need a new lightsabre crystal so my lightsabre will be red, not blue. We now begin to fight, when for now reason, Son Goku from DBZ, just fucking lands behind us. He appears to be really injured.
"GOHAN!" he shouts to the sky. Well, that was awkward. Wait, where the hell is Gohan? I don't even know what's happening anymore. Now, I'm suddenly with my Mom, and two black girls. They're telling us they're from the year 2012. They say the world is really gonna end, so they came back to warn us and tell us how to survive(for the record, I believe this whole 2012 bullshit is...well...bullshit...). So, we follow their tips, and some guy who believes, decides to help us. He now preps us, and gets us an ugly-green Korean jet. He tells us we can't bring our dog though(We don't even own a dog in real life...), which saddens us. The two black girls now suddenly spot a yellow gas in the distant. They tell us it's coming. We board the plane, and I sneak the dog on board. We now just drive the plane around town like it's a car. We soon get to a gas station, and get off for a bit. We now set some Korean newspapers on our plane. Now, Korean jets begin bombing the city! Ah, I know why we have Korean things now! It all makes sense! A global apocalyptic war! The Koreans won't bomb us! We have an airplane from them, as well as two newspapers(what the fuck...)! A bomb now lands a bit close. I notice Sean on his way over to us. The smoke from the bomb is approaching. I tell everyone to cover their eyes and mouths. Sean puts an arm out to let the smoke hit, but it stops just shy of his arm. He says "Ah" in disappointment. He now says he needs my Mom for something, but then I awake.

NOTE: I said in a previous entry that when something about me changes in a dream, I keep it that way. I decided though, that the whole Jusenkyo Curse isn't something I like much, so I'm gonna end that.*

I find myself in a suburban town. I'm with a group of people I don't know. We're wandering around the back streets of town. There is one girl who is generally annoying the fuck out of all of us. So, a few of us meet up. One girl in our group, was super attractive. She was very, 'distracting.' she looked like she wanted to speak. "Okay." she said. "That girl is annoying the piss out of me. Which ever one of you guys gets rid of her, I'll have sex with you." Boing! We split up. I got over to the girl. I knock her over. Now, I pick her up by her legs and begin to spin around. Finally, I let go, and she flies over a house. She's gone. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I tell the hot girl I'll be waiting around the corner. While I'm waiting over there, I'm thinking about Lauren(DS). now, I become lucid! Well shit. I was looking forward to doing the TOTY, but this dream started to late in the morning. I won't have time. Oh well, sex it is. So, the girl shows up now. I undress, and so does she. Boing! Now, she decides to be fancy. She takes everything off, minus her skirt. Oh that's hot. So, now we have sex. It was actually pretty fast(on account of I don't usually have sex dreams anymore, so the "you know what" came quicker). So, we finished and got up. We redressed. Soon, we discovered that something bad was happening. We went back around the corner. I wasn't sure what was happening, but I was gonna end it quick. Then, something jumped at me.
"Shishihokodan!" I shouted. Suddenly, a large explosion of ki fired up and destroyed everything in its path.
Then, I awoke.

I find myself at my apartment development. I'm standing out in the parking with the one and only, annoying, asinine, Jimmy(From School DS) He acts like a total prick all the time. He's currently using a purple bow and arrow to kill chickens running around the area. I decide, what the hell? and join him. We both have purple bows and arrows and we start shooting. Soon, I have to go inside. I am with a different family. I have an understanding Mom, a few siblings, and an asshole Dad. He always seemed so pissed about everything. He made me really pissed(can't recall how), so I went outside to stay away from him. I ran into some random blonde chick. I wa talking to her about how I'm really pissed off right now. I started to talk to her about school(DS), but then I realized I was dreaming. Yay! Time to leave this shithole. I now fly up into the air leaving the blonde behind. I landed on a rooftop, where I saw a person shape shifting. He was trying to attack a girl. There was a large hole in the rooftop. He then transformed into Super Baby Vegeta 2. Shit! I now jump up in front of the girl. I quickly do the Final Flash formation.
"Final Flash!" I shout. I now fire a blue blast at Baby. It has no effect. Dammit! He now transforms into Great Ape Baby. Fuck! I extend one arm.
"Big Bang Attack!" I now launch a large blue ball at him. No effect. Damn! He now flies up. Shit! I'm no match. Then, someone lands by me. He asks me to do Fusion with him. I agree. We do the gay Fusion dance.
"Fu...sion...HA!" We say simultaneously. We are now one person. We're ultimately stronger now. Time to kick some ass. I fly up and am at the same height as Baby. I put both of my hands out.
"Big...Bang...Kamehameha!" I shout with two voices. Then, a large blue blast fires out and hits Baby. It kills him. Got that fucker! Then, I soon awake.

I find myself in the gym at my school. I have no clue what we're doing. Whether it's PE, or Intramurals. But there's only a small amount of people in here. The benches only have one row pulled out. For no apparent reason, I am rolling, and hopping around...on a giant gray exercise ball. Yea...weird. Also, the song "Platypus(I Hate You)" by Green Day is playing. I see three girls I know. One, I don't know her name. The other two were Hannah S. and Lauren M. For some reason, they are walking around pretending to be prostitutes. WTF?! That is just beyond me. So, I continue to pass by them on my ball. I soon stop to lip-sync my favorite line from the song. "Dickhead-Fuckface-Cocksmoking-Motherfucking-Asshole-Dirty Twat-Waste of Semen-I hope you die." I stop by this girl and say this song is so appropriate for school. She nods in sarcastic agreement. Soon, the health teacher Mrs. Keithly finds out what those girls are doing. She then scolds them.

Suddenly, I am at my old house. I have directions to orginize the music stands in Mrs. Hamilton's car so we can go to our Orchestra concert. Mrs. H is the director of Orchestra. Just an FYI. So, I go to her car. It's parked in my driveway. It's a dark-blue Chevy Trailblazer. Nice. So, I open it. I see the disorderly stands. I start to take them out. I set them down by the garage. A good five feet from the back of the car. Then, I decide that's a stupid idea. I figure I'll pick up bugs if I leave the stands on the pebble driveway. So, I go over and pick up two of the three stands on the ground. I then see a bunch of centipedes scatter. I shriek "HOLY SHIT!" and run back to the car. I put the two stands away. My friend Greg comes over now. He's wondering what happened. I explain that there are bugs under the stands. He picks up the last one, and a foot-long black centipede comes out of hiding. Greg nearly has a fucking heart attack, and jumps back screeching some very colorful language. The thing then burrows underground. Now that was fucking creepy. So, he loads up the last stand, and we're ready. We all get in the Chevy. Weird, how do you fit thirty students into a mini-van? Odd.

Suddenly, we're out on the open road. It's also evening. Did we have the concert already? Are we not there yet? That's odd. I also notice the car has no roof anymore this is fucking weird. Soon, we begin to discuss what our name would be of we were the opposite sex. I say my name would definantly be Lauren. My friend Phillip says he'd be named Leah. All the girls laugh at him now.

Suddenly, I'm in a dark house. Weird. Looks like I'll never know what happened at the concert. Anyway...I have different family members. I apparently live here. I have a black-haired older brother. I'd say he's somewhere around the likes of 16 to 18. He seems to be real pervert. I also have a sister who looks to be around the same age as him. She is bisexual. I also have a single parent. An alcoholic Dad. Oh that's real nice. My sister says her girlfriend is spending the night tonight. Oh-ho-ho!!!!! I decide I wanna see some of that action(keep in mind, this whole dream is non-lucid). So, it's suddenly night. I didn't get a chance to see my sister's girlfriend. I decide that I'll go now. I bet I'll see a good show! I go upstairs. My sister's room is right next to the living room. Dad is still awake. Dammit! He'll definantly be suspicious to see me go in there. So, I decide to wait for him to fall asleep. Then, the dream skips to morning. Oh what the fuck?! That blows. That...ba-lows. But, I see that mybDad is asleep! Oh hell yeah! But then, my brother pushes me away and runs into my sister's room. Son of a bitch! Now I have to wait longer. Grrr! No! No waiting! I open the door and barge in, and....................what......the......fuck?I see my brother's head come out from in between my sister's legs. Holy shit on a summer day. That's fucked up. My "brother" just gave head to my "sister." That is fucked up in twenty different languages. I see my sister pull her purple thong back up. I also see her girlfriend. She's a super hot Asian chick with a pretty nice rack. Liking that. A lot. Oddly, my brother is also wearing a purple thong and bra combo like my sister and her girlfriend. I see he has breasts. Okay...what the fuck man?! I get up on the bed and tell him to move aside. I wanna get some pussy. I don't care if it's my sister. Then, my brother smiles. I hear footsteps. Oh shit. He's smiling, cause he knows our Dad's coming in. And when he sees this...it'll be Hell. I'm sure he doesn't care if my sister and her girlfriend fuck, but if he sees us in here too...oh damn! I say it's a trap! Then, I jump out the window and land on the ledge. Good thing there was a ledge there! I loom in the window. My Dad comes in. His reaction:
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Then I wake up. Haha! My "brother" got caught and I didn't!

I start off in the basement of my old house. Oddly, the entire basement has been rearranged and redesigned. I had a friend over with me. I don't recall who it was. I do think it may have been Victor(redbullman4). Anyway, we were on my old shitty Gateway '98 computer. We were playing some sort of game on it. All of a sudden, I saw a centipede on the floor. I fucking hate centipedes. So I go fuckin' insane. I jump up and scream like a five year-old girl. I tell my friend I'm gonna fly away from here. So I jump up, and I start to fly. Odd. I now see Goku from Dragon Ball in his Super Saiyan 3 form. What the fuck?! He appears to be fighting Hirudegarn from the DBZ movie "Dragon Fist Explosion." Goku's coming in for the final kill with a Super Dragon Fist. At about that time, I awake.

NOTE: This was a short dream because it started at about 5 and I wake up at 6.

I find myself in an verge neighborhood. It's currenty night time. I am walking at a easy rate and passing by all of the houses, condominiums, and apartments. The street I'm going down really does seem peaceful. Finally, I reach my destination. It's to my concern that I'm suddenly holding a crockpot full of Pasta Fazule. It immediately comes to my attention that it's for a party I'm going to. I appear to be at the party. That's very interesting. I enter the house now. Inside, there's a concert stage. It has some bigass stereos, microphones, and so forth. Also, there's a bigass table that has snacks and all that sorta party shit. I go over and place the Pasta Fazule on the table. I soon see the party host. It's my friend Dan(who my friends and I often refer to as "Dave" as a joke). So the party had begun. More and more people show up while time passes by. Soon, I see someone show up...and it's not someone I'd ever call a friend. It was Thomas. It appeared the he showed up with his girlfriend too. Wait, Girlfriend+Tom=Undefined Answer. Well, it was just a dream(to bad I didn't realize it).

So, Tom instantly starts acting like a numskull. He starts running around and shouting, dancing gayly, ya know, retarded stuff like that. He was pissing everybody off now. Dan, me, and Tom's girlfriend are now all on the stage. Tom comes up on stage and starts dancing like a retard again. His girlfriend looks really pissed and embarrassed. She says to Tom she doesn't think it's working out between them. At that time, Tom stops. He looks suddenly depressed. He then, slumps down the stairs without a word. Then he sadly waddles outside. His ex-girlfriend then follows. Well that was interesting. So, the party continues. Soon, it is over. Everyone quickly gets their things and leave. I'm on my own way out, when I remember something. I come back in and tell Dan I have to wait for my Dad to pick me up because I have the crockpot. What the hell? I came here without I problem. Who cares? While I am waiting, I awake.

NOTE: I've been very lazy recently and haven't journaled a damn thing at all. I haven't had a non-virtual DJ since November, because I figured it was a waste of paper, considering a have an unlimited virtual one. Recently(Tuesday), I switched from doing MILDs to doing DEILDs. So I decided I'm gonna stop the lazyness and journal whenever possible.

I dream I am with two guys. They had just recently died. The two of them, who couldn't help to listen in on, said they were on their way to be judged. I say I'd like to come with them. They don't hesitate to say "Yes." So, I follow along. We travel through dark space in a matter of seconds. Now we're at the place. It sort of resembles King Yemma's judgment place in Dragon Ball Z. Interesting. So, we end up waiting for awhile. I get kinda pissy, so I go sit down. I spot an untaken chair sitting in a corner. I sit down. Then, I fall through the chair! What the hell was that all about?! I see all the dead people laughing at me now. One guy explains that you have to be dead to sit in these chairs. Well that's about retarded. I end up leaving soon afterward.

I end in space almost instantly after I leave. There is a HUGE space battle going on. The capital ships are just dogging the shit out of each other. The sight was truly incredible. I was taking a hypothetical shit in my pants it was so fuckin' awesome! Conveniently, I was already in a fighter ship. Unfortunately, it was just a puny little piece of shit. How disappointing. I have no choice but to fly through the massive barricade of ships. I approach at top speed. Soon, I get caught up in the crossfire. Shit, shit, shit. As I hopelessly try to get through, my puny fighter is getting pounded with lasers. However, there is some hope left. As I see I'm almost through the barricade. However, my ship is almost done for too. Dammit! But then, I have a stoke of luck, and get through! I'm now flying semi-safely away from the barricade. Now I approach a space station. Aw, shit. I fly over with caution. Now, I see two ships parked on the station. I take some action and fire missiles. I easily manage to take down the first one. Then, I blow up the other one. All too easy. Now, a third one is coming up on a rising platform. Son of a bitch! I turn around and fly towards it. I see it's getting ready for takeoff. Dammit! I open fire on it, and it blows up. Yes! I'm perfectly safe now. I start to fly away, and then I soon awake.