The Erratic dreams of StaySharp

I was in a building I identified as home in the dream, even though it's a totally unknown place. It was night, everything was pretty dark and the light in the room was pretty dim. There were some plants standing around and I think I remember seeing a bunch of jackets on the wall next to a door which was to my right, the room was pretty long and there was a small window ahead.

Something compelled me to do a RC so I pinched my nose and got lucid. Though at first I wanted to go through the door to my right I went for the window ahead of me with my gained lucidity, I prepared to jump out and did another RC to be sure I wasn't doing something stupid, even though I pinched my nose really hard I could feel my nose in reality being free and taking a deep breath. I tried to hover a bit and that worked, but with my low level lucidity a just fell down like a stone when I jumped. Some 10-15m on my way down I was looking upwards to the window I just jumped out, being calm and just taking notice of the fact I don't get the hang of flying right now. The impact was pretty hard (for the ground) but I didn't feel anything much so I got up and walked around a bit. I practiced some walljumps and after a minute or two I saw this dude standing on a roof. He noticed me as well and apparently thought I was some kind of cyborg or mechanical doll, created by a scientist who also created a similar being that once fought this dude. He was happy to see me it seems, because he wanted a good fight so he started attacking me, my lucidity goes down and I see myself roughing him up good with several interesting moves, partially in slow motion.

The dream started with me being in some kind of temple-like hallway, it was rather broad and there were a few "rooms" cut out of the wall (some 2-3m above the ground) between some statues. The statues had a greenish color and looked remotely like lions, and there were a bunch of them facing the wrong direction, whenever I would spot one of these they would start to attack me. I don't know how I fought them but whatever I did I never took more than a few seconds per statue, and upon defeating one I would find an item on the socket the statue was standing on. I found 6 Master Balls (Pokemon reference I guess) like that; I had HUD displaying the information to me, as well as a picture for each item. On the socket of the seventh statue I however found a "Master Ball" which was only a normal ball with the name Master. On the eighth socket I found a ball called something like Kushina Ball. Then the dream and my thoughts revolved around a certain item, some kind of sprayer with a blue liquid and then I saw a map telling me the only location to find such a thing outside of a shop, and I think it was close to a bridge.

Then I think I found myself at that location, watching a scene in 3rd person. There were 3 dudes with long hair, two of them looked somewhat normal and had blue hair color, the third was extremely pale and had a lavender hair color (which was due to him being undead), and they were related somehow. The undead one grabbed the heads of the other 2 with his hair (which he could control freely) and pulled them close together saying: "You 2 really should..." with a suggestive voice and the both of them were shocked a bit and blushed wondering what it is he was trying to tell them. He was however pulling a prank on purpose and just a second later he threw them in the water ending his sentence with "...get cleaned!".

A moment later I found myself in 1st person again inside of a burning building which apparently belonged to the undead dude from above, and a moment later I woke up.

In an unreal world:
I found myself locked in a unreal world of some kind and there were only some few fake people around, as well as the creator of the world and someone he's searching for who hides himself. I'm watching the one searched for in 1st person and he speaks with one of the girls there and decides to save her from something despite knowing she is most likely not real. She says something about that he must be the searched one. A moment later the scene changes and I'm frustrated about the fact my father died, thinking he should have had some more time so I ram a fork into the dishwasher and yet a second later a thought surfaces, something like: "Wait, my father isn't dead goddamnit is my dream trying to fool me again!?", but before I can really get lucid I wake up.

The acting place rule:
Together with a few people I was going to a designated acting place in a boarding school, it was a wide open ond green place, close to some garages. Suddenly they told me to go back because I had to sign up to go there and on my way I found an educator telling me to run around the whole school 5 times because I didn't sign up. I told her I wouldn't do it because no one told me about that rule and I ain't going to get myself punished for a rule no one told me about, after a while she had to give in to my arguments. After that I remember playing close to some trains standing in the middle of the green place and finding a cat.

Vicious Landsharks:
I was driving in a normal train through a city on tram rails, I was in there together with my girlfriend. At some point I suddenly find myself sliding on the rail outside of the train, and realize a second later that it's not normal and wanted to get back in but the train was gone already. I walked on for a bit and then I got see a comic story about a father who lost his son and was searching for him, he thought he found him in a burning building, but noticed he was already dead when he found his ashes. Then however he found someone lying on the floor with 2 huge bite wounds, and that was really his son. The son suddenly started to twitch and screamed: "I'm still alive", apparently not happy about that fact. A moment later both of them burn to ashes and in the middle of the scene I spot a shark lying with a vicious grin on the ground, totally unaffected by the absence of water and the burning building. That shark also was drawn in a cute way to make the parody perfect.

I was experiencing someone 1st person, he was in his room and there was something super valuable taped to his ceiling, something like a personal treasure. A lot of people tried getting it and he fought with everything he had to keep them away (so far heavily injuring some [especially a long knife deep into the bum cheek of one dude with a really fat ass who was using a ladder], but not killing anyone) and after some time he managed to get them all going away (one way or another).
Just 2 normal looking dudes stayed there whining about how he could be so cruel and bringing some illogical arguments as well as saying that one dude nearly died (which they saw through an shortly appearing symbol) and after some time he couldn't take it anymore so he grabbed a wrench (a big red one) and beat them up, and each lethal strike went through them instead of hitting and they vanished in a fume of sparks which formed a doublecross.
Then (now as spectator) I would see some red female ghost holding the 2 corrupted souls in her hand (on her fingertips, they looked a little like plant seeds, just kinda rotten), with obvious grief on her face, but suddenly they turned clean and natural again and she looked surprised and happy and then there was some special musicbox music in the background, which seemed emotional enough to me in the dream to make me cry a little.
And then after the dream ended I got see closing credits which lasted as hypnopompia even for a second after I was awake again and could feel my body.

This night was just crazy...

1. The dream was starting with me in 3rd person watching one dude (I think older than 20) and one girl (about 16 I guess) in their home and a lot of idiots invaded their home and threatened the dude to cut off his member (because those 2 were their enemies in some way). But the girl (about 16 I guess) started slowly taking her red clothes off and danced to diver their attention (didn't remove her bottom though), she was able to somehow just make them go away without anything bad happening. The next morning I was watching a bunch of other people going with a very questionable scientist (instead of having skin and hairs on his head you could directly see his brain, one side green and the other red, slightly glowing ), and with some indescribable details one of them stole something from his lab.

2. I was driving per train through Germany searching for a specific strange beach (not actually existent, it was a beach I once dreamed about, with a lot of strange small islands and unnatural rock formations a few meters away from the beach).
We had some short irrelevant argument how to continue after we didn't found it, so I used Google earth to use the zoom in function to find it, and in fact I found it in the south of Germany (Germany was actually connected to water in the north and the south as opposed to the reality where it's only north). When I zoomed in closer the map also changed from satellite picture to a map where the currents where noted.

3. I just arrived at some subconscious world (only my guess, might've been something different, the arrival was also connected with a red glowing computer mouse) and I watched Dumbledore die after being attacked (with some sort of lightning I think). Later I was in some pseudo-desert (there was sand on the ground but it was rather cold and didn’t feel right) and Naruto and Sasuke were starting a fight. Naruto was saying something about Sasukes complexes and created a symbolic pyramid, and then Sasuke smashed it to pieces and threw another pyramid after him.
Then I saw the scene from Sasukes perspective a moment as they were telling Naruto that Dumbledore was gone for good. There was someone (rather something) standing behind Naruto, it had 2 heads and then started to cut off the one which was on his left side, that head looked in a strange manner for a moment and suddenly grew cat ears and a tail coming out from the neck. He then progressed to put the severed head onto the one which was still (more or less) in place and then got closer to Naruto (to attack I guess). It was also at that point I got to see my first long awaited space panorama as the ground was suddenly gone and I was seeing a vast space with a huge red-orange nebula and some asteroids.
In the dream though I didn’t particularly care about anything I’ve seen and suddenly I was somewhere else, myself again (more or less I think, not totally sure). First I’ve seen a blue glowing computer mouse (obviously the counterpart to the red one at the start) so I picked it up and pressed the left button (which should have brought me out of there). As nothing happened I looked at the screen of the PC and noticed a problem with the energy dispersion throughout the complex I currently was in. Everything was in Japanese though so I could only experiment a little to see if I get it to work. Somehow I came to the conclusion I had to do something elsewhere first (probably due to the few numbers I saw) so I was getting ready to move around but since I noticed some enemies coming closer, I first of all picked the heavy as class to defend with, through which I became the Heavy myself, equipped with the brass beast. I had to fight of other classes from TF2 (explicitly I remember 1 Demoman, 2 Heavys and 2 medics). Unfortunately I woke up before I could finish my quest.

Random Bleach stuff:
I saw Rukia and Ichigo both looking at a girl who had a small cut close to her private parts, due to the cut cloathing you could actually see a bit (it was some stretch textil under tension, hence turning a small cut immediatly into a wide gap), Ichigo was blushing and Rukia told him to look away. At some point later I randomly see them both sitting in a room.

McDonalds Labyrinth and a city tour:
I was in what my dream identified as a McDonalds however it was actually a huge building, I went around looking at stuff and remember there were a lot of small staircases, partially with walls in them that hat slits, barely big enough for me to slip through (actually they were way to small), I got lost in there while trying to get somewhere. I remember a girl turning on a radiator but I to pass through one of these slits I had to get into contact with the heat valve so I told her to wait, which she did and she said something like: "You don't like heat, right?". (Probably a reference to how cold it currently is in real life, and how much I enjoy that fact)
Then I was driving through different places together with 2 other people (one dude at about my age and an older one looking like a politician) in a limousine and we where getting out in a city, we went away from the car a few meters when we told the politician to go back and lock the car, then the other dude was approached by a girl who knew him and kissed him (after opening his helmet, for whatever reason he was wearing it I shall never know) and I was waiting impatiently for the 2 because the place we were about to go to looked interesting.

Exploration:
I was in a huge building (yet again) and I went exploring through the 4 main floors, each with several rooms with interesting stuff to explore and a few working classes I was supposed not to disturb. There were also a lot of strange moving pictures in the intersections. Before reaching the top floor someone told me I'd be right in time for the start of an food experiment (dated for 14:00) and later there was this race, including an failing Onix and an Mew up top which transformed itself into a carryable yet big piece of chocolate in a plastic wrapping (probably as disguise) on which I remember to read something like (Mew 0151afk [most likely a pun on the ZIP code format and afk from away from keyboard]).

Split Finger or Zombie Freeman:
Two dreams with a nearly similar end. I was in an electronics shop talking with someone while being in the body of another person. I looked at my pointing finger (no clue which side) and noticed there was a deep cut in it, and one side was white, probably dead. I did some other stuff; I think I was talking to the staff there. The next time I looked at my finger it was completely split in half, and I was only able to properly control one side, while the other moved erratically. Then I woke up simultaneously to thinking: "Dream fucking fuck" (direct quote).
The alternative was me in a long hall with red carpet and a lot of doors, seeing Gordon Freeman as a zombie swinging with his cane, coming in my direction. This time with me waking up simultaneously to thinking: "Whoa, fucking fuck" (direct quote).

Sasuke Ghost + Materialization + Wormhole = Silence:
I was (3rd person I think) floating above a grey city. All buildings were slightly damaged, however completely empty, no people no furniture no other stuff. Just plain walls. I saw Sasuke floating around with a cloak and glowing red eyes, he was sort of a ghost. Something happened which materialized him and he smashed into a small building, revealing a violet/blue glowing wormhole which swallowed him.

Spoiler for Odd dice game (Sexual Content):

I was in an unknown room with an nice looking girl and we were about to have sex, however she had pain upon starting normally, so she told me to search for an alternative. I had 2 six-sided dice which could produce 10 different results each (well, nice dream paradox) and threw them for an idea. They showed 1 and 2, of which one meant "Anal". So I asked her for an opinion but after noticing she was frozen like a crashed program I woke up
I also remember there was an bathroom involved at some point of this dream, I think right before we went into the bedroom, but not sure.

Another world:
I was in a totally different world from here and remember going through a lot of places, everything was a lot more advanced then here, with me starting in some sort of huge highway and then going through a city of sorts. I was with some people and the biggest thing I remember was an conversation with someone what was being controlled by a psychopath. We managed to capture and restrict him and while I was about 3 meter away from him I said I was absolutely going to kill him if I saw him one more time like that. After no significant response I came closer and asked in a threatening way if he would rather lose his life now. At that point I saw he had a flashing headband which was the thing that partially controlled him. He answered with an obvious "no". I repeated myself and said something like: "Do you want to die being controlled by a psychopath or do you want to try living?", on which he again responded he wanted to live so we helped him get rid of that headband.

TF2, way of the scout:
In a dream I was thinking about which team a scout would go with an BLU mother and an RED father, and a short story emerged. The scout went to the RED team first following his father but since he didn't really like his father and BLU always lost he decided to join BLU to prove that RED won't always win the payload races.

Some Harry Potter stuff:
Harry and some other people were in a huge building, chased by something strange flying which they couldn't hit at all. Se he decided to mix a potion which would create a weapon which couldn't be heared (or probably sensed otherwise) and got some admiration for his mixing skills.

I had a dream about Andromeda (the series) where Dylan had a mission to escort someone on a planet. Seamus Zelazny Harper and someone else (another unknown engineer) were facing a special threat meanwhile, someone who had a lot of different people in his matrix. Actually Harper nearly died some years ago in an accident but this dude probably killed him himself while Harper was resting, uploaded him into his matrix and replicated a Harper to infiltrate the crew. Harper however managed to understand the Situation at some point and programmed a virus inside of his mind, and uploaded that virus into the dude during that mission. Thus he was able to take him over and sort of get himself resurrected. On the same Planet there was a spot of space (distorted physical laws) where Beka was fighting some sort of huge technical Pyramid with the Maru. Harper used his new (pretty advanced) space-proof body to save Beka out of space after the Maru got destroyed in a fight during the same mission.

I was in the Mensa of a unknown boarding school, someone was complaining about the knives being nearly unable to cut buns at all, I told him that I already knew knives which were completely incapable of cutting buns and that at the boarding school I was talking about (Talenta) the spoons were used to cut the buns instead of the knives (this is indeed a true story out of reality, god those friggin’ knives…). I was making myself raw sandwiches (with cheese and salami) which I would toast back in my roam where I had a sandwich toaster (again these sandwiches came unchanged right out of the reality, along with the toaster). As I returned from the Mensa (happened with a small gap, and strangely I was in Talenta) I was talking about something with one of the housemasters (which strangely was not older than me), something different came up and he went outside followed by 2 girls, I had something to do for a moment as well. After that I went out to search him in the building, and after a short moment I found him in one of the bureaus. I saw a sort of tooltip over his head, which a title (it was pretty long but I don’t remember everything, something like “…Anti-Khaak-SSSe”). With another gap I met up with my girlfriend and another girl my girlfriend knew, in a big building which was new to me, it was pretty bright and the roof was mostly made out of glass.
They were playing games in a N64 like console; it had generally bad graphics on the screen (you even had to readjust for every single game), but it was equipped with all types of controllers for all limbs and a virtual reality device. Somewhere in the middle of these games we went over to another TV in this building, which was left from us. For some reason they started to watch a Hentai (porn), and apparently I already knew (from ratings or whatever) that it was a pretty bad movie. I saw 2 girls strapped to crosses and there were 2 other girls talking about how they were bad and something devil like. For a moment the TV faded and I saw the scene like reality. One of the restricted girls said: “And you call me a devil!” to one of the free girls, which actually had blue skin, black hair and a thick strange tail. Without saying anything she got rid of that skin and the tail, which apparently was just a costume. I got pretty bored of this and since rape was about to be happening in this movie I had no intentions of continuing to watch this; we were at the console again.
At some part of the game I was in the virtual reality interface and I was seeing earth from space, I still saw a cube which had something to do with the game and there was a lot more blue surrounding earth, likely water. From there on it was 3rd person for a while and I saw a shuttle flying towards earth, and a voice explained me a lot of partially correct physics (like a documentary). I got to see a small thermal video of this shuttle, still flying down, where I saw how the heat builds up at the tip of the shuttle. At some point the within the thermal video the shuttle entered the ring of water, and the voice told me that at 5000°C a C-Liquid would be generated at the tip of the shuttle, which would stick to the shuttle and keep the heat there, I also started seeing normally again. This C-Liquid was black. And that at a higher temperature (5500°C I think) this liquid would gain fat like properties, making the liquid still stick to the shuttle. But the liquid would then be unable to stick together to a big bubble on front of the shuttle like it did before. I saw black streams of this liquid flow besides the shuttle.
After another short gap I found myself back on earth, the topic was still (space) travel. I got to saw a lot of unrefined glider and rocket prototypes. The voice explained that some of those rockets might soon take us further than anything has done before. I was still in a documentary but got my body back, I tested one of the glider prototypes. It was square shaped with a few fins and a round section in the middle, equipped with some sort of round gliding blade (whatever it really was, hard to explain). It was pretty small, maybe 50cmx50cm. However without any special power source it was able to carry me downhill without me touching the ground once and it was also pretty easy to control. It wasn’t perfect but the construction was pretty neat actually (that is if it would work in real life).

This was my first dream I remember that involved a design which looked partially like a anime.
Anime-Style: 3rd-Person view. Only 3 girls were still in the classroom, 2 of them were friends and were for some reason scared of the 3rd. The 3rd would always follow someone around, she seemed to be rather sad about the fact she was mostly rejected (she was looking rather normally, actually quite cute even). So the 1st stayed in the room while the 2nd would go outside to send two blasts in that would separate them so they that they could try to run. The 3rd didn’t give up though and tried to follow them as hard as she could, with a slightly disturbing voice she said something like: “this belongs to you”. She wasn’t trying to harm anyone though. They were running downstairs to get out of the school. The tiny pink bag the 3rd was trying to give them suddenly appeared at the handrails of the stairs. The 1st said out loud that she wouldn’t lose this race. For a moment I switched into the position of the 1st and felt the heavy g-forces of the race, strong enough to run along the wall for the last few stairs. Outside the 2nd said that the 3rd isn’t that bad.

The dream switched directly over into another one with a liquid transition, the plot from before vanished, I was myself again and the anime style faded into something realistic. I was walking away from that school and there were 2 more guys there. One of the dudes talked about how he wasn’t allowed to do cooking as a job due to him being color-blind. The other said that his professor should have mentioned that. The first one said that on the contrary, they were always allowed to cook. I suddenly went another way across the dirt up to a big branch were a bunch of people were sitting on. I was fantasizing about how I could snap that branch to annoy the people, but the dream faded.