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Space weird.

I capture some aliens in the really small device so they can't enter my dimension. On the device there's something that you pull back and then push in really fast. I pull it and push sh bak in and see the aliens get shot through a portal back into their own dimension.

2 Blondes

Asuka is blonde and she invites someone over to my house by the name of "Linda." This Linda is also blonde (note: I once saw a psychic that said my future wife would be named Linda, the description i was given sounded like someone who was asian with bleach blond hair.). I this Linda person shows up. i realize that I know her. But she also looks like several other lindas that I know. (one linda i know in didsbury, and the other being my first gf). I realize I am seeing the person as an archetype of 'Linda"

other note; My first name is Robert. when i was growing up my best friends parents were "Robert and Linda." In the movie Wedding singer there was also a couple named Robert and Linda. I have also met a few other couples in my life who's names were Robert and Linda.

Super WTF Old people triathalon.

I get flung into a portal from somewhere and wind up in a dream from when i was in about grade seven . i just got back from a class feild trip but I don't have a ride home. I see Corey W. so i go to run up to him to see if his parents can give me a ride. But then I see that he's getting a ride with Shawna T. (Not the Shawna from my inner world lol.) and her mother. I get this distinct feeling that I'm not to approach corey now. I walk down the street and watch him and Shawna get into her mother's car. Her mother is glaring at me meanly. She looks a bit like the Ice Queen from the Narnia movie. In fact her face seems to be covered in ice... It's creepy.

They drive off and I continue walking on the street and notice I'm close to a dream park that I use to go to. I come to a four way intersection in a large city and there's old people crossing the road at the green light. As I'm crossing a car goes to stop but doesn't do so until after I watch it cleanly run over and old man. all the other old people start freaking out. I go to avoid the cars and go around the building.

I am running now behind the building. All these old people are now like zombies and they are trying to grab for me. In the middle of this I think, "This is very much like a dream." but I forget to RC. I run into this weird area with Building blocks? they are all blue. Cyclic13 is there but he's a dis embodied voice.It scares me and I jmp back to the path.

now I'm in a psych ward that's connected to a mall. I run right past the security people and their exit. Good thing they didn't mistake me for a patient. I then switch to third person view and notice I am a young blond man with unfamiliar features.

Super WTF threesome

I see myself as the blond guy entering the same house I was in from a few dreams before. I go up to the two blonde women and have a threesome... but it's wierd either their pelvic areas merge and I do them that way... or i had 2 dicks or something. Definitely a dream I would have enjoyed more in 1st person

Forgotten dream.

Ghostly


Vague dream of asuka floating up and down a staircase like a ghost. Must have been her halloween joke.

House confusion

Me and my dad are trying to drive to scott and Yves house. (which actually turned out to be my inner world house.) We wound up on a street where every house was looking the same. I remember the correct house was on the corner of the street, but my dad entered a different house. I walked in and knew right away it was the wrong house because a few rooms were out of place. We walked around in it for a bit and then went into the backyard when the family of the house was returning. They didn't mind us being there. Shawna was in boy form and entered the yard, telling us the the corect house was on th inner corner. We then followed her into the correct house.

Almost lucid

i'm in the house and sitting at my computer. I'm looking at the mortal mist forum. Asuka is an old woman and enters the room. Her face gets close to ine and startles me. I still see her as a ghost image. On seeing my reaction, she apologizes and teleports out of the room.

I am looking at mortal mist and see vex kitten has writtena fairly long dream for once... something in the dream prompts me to RC. I do a nose pinch but it fails. I was going to try another RC but woke up.

Yeah

Vague sex dream... and the way i like it too.

Poison plants

I'm in my house and notice an extremely poisonous plant sitting on the counter. It's just left there and no one's around. I think whoever put it there was careless, and since it's a dream... I should get rid of it. I wasn't lucid and ate the plant knowing it was a dream. I can't die permenantly in dreams anyway...

★★★★

weird lucid

My memory starts when the person I know as L who looked like David Rockefeller, showing up in a black limo while I am walking down a generic street.
He gets out and I can tell he wants to use me in some way to get into my inner world. I run away into someones yard. I jump over a fence, and now I am floating. i touch the ground and continue running, not looking behind me at all. The next fence has an opening in it. Right in the middle of the fence is a square opening, so i dive through it head first. I keep running until I come to another fence with a large square opening, so this time I go feet first floating through it.

I go into a yard that is familiar and go behind a stone wall. I then jump up onto a small concrete ledge with a stone roof with a mural painted on the ceiling. I gradually become lucid during a period of several seconds. I am staring at the mural. All I see is paintings of Asuka on the murals. I stare at one for a while and notice one of the eyelids begins to come out of the painting. I think "oh great she's hiding in the mural and is coming out to see me!"

I instinctively put my hand on the mural. I look at it against the part of the dream and begin counting. I count up to ten, I didn't want to go high just in case I wasn't doing it right. I pulled my hand away and I watched as the dream was bending towards me like the corner edges of paper coming together. I watched as it went back to normal.

I had something in my hand. It was like a metal dog tag with an inscription on it. It was by Walms. It wals talking about time dilation. it read "focus on hand - the dream. Count and then jump". I had a vague image in my head of walms with his hand on the ground and counting. when he was done I see him spring up right into the air.

missing time


yeah

sex dream I kept waking up from. In the dream i would be in the same bed doing my thing. Then i would wake up and be in the same bed alone. This happened several times.


strange game

I remember being in some building where we were participating in some wierd game. We had to go to different tables and do different actions or something. I didn't understand it well so i went outside for a smoke. It was night out and I saw something moving in the shadows to my left.

"Is that somebody there?" I asked. I heard a woman's voice and saw the shadow come forward. There was a smaller shadow with her. they moved into the light a bit. they stood in front of me with steps leading down behind them. We were in a conversation I can't recall. I watched as the woman walked, she went from slim to a very obese woman. She asked me if I gave the joint to someone.

as she asked it, more people came from walking up the steps. there were a few Women and one really short brown guy with a mean look on his face. someone asked "you gave a joint to someone?"

i said "yea, It was a few inches long but not very big." I showed the thickness of it between my fingers, indicating it was really small. "It was a fucking pinner joint!" I said. Everyone laughed except the small brown guy.

Basement

some vague dream aof walking around in my basement with asuka and other inner world characters.

Asuka attacked

yet again. I was in some dark place watching some weird creature put a series of spikes through her and she was screaming. It faded out.

What?

I am Shawna from junior high. Through her eyes I see myself sitting down and playing guitar. WTF?!?!?