Thread: "I’m F***ing dreaming so stop acting otherwise"

Hahaha, sounds like you had yourself a good time, and thats a great way to start of Lucid Dreaming. I wont go into asking just what those 'filthy' antics were because I'm not sure I want to know :p. Anyways, good luck!

Originally Posted by monokey

Hi all. Been away from the forum I while as I have been rather busy. Dream recall and LDing has been at the back of my mind. This has meant that I haven’t remembered many dreams or been lucid for ages. Well I say that, but, there was this one night a couple weeks back that I had the best lucid dream ever!

My memory is pretty sketchy but here is the jist:
I am in the streets of some big city and... and…(shit i remember f-all of it.sorry) basically it was really weird and very vivid. I see my mate in rl (James) and at that minute I think "man this is really dumb… I’m dreaming aren’t I". So I’m lucid! happy days! No! For some reason I’m really pissed at the fact that my mind is trying to trick me into thinking I’m not. So I turn to my mate and scream at him "I’m F***ing dreaming so stop acting otherwise" ( it was kind of like I was Gandalf in Fellowship of the rings when he shouts at Bilbo Baggins for using the ring) then I add in a hushed voice, "nice dream mind". This whole shouting think felt really empowering and I knew I could do what I liked. The antics that insured where pretty filthy so I wont go into detail... but lets just say Beyonce was there. Hey! It was my first lucid in ages!

Anyho, I thought it was really weird I had this great nights sleep out of nowhere. I mean it hadn’t been your typical day, I had been on a 4 hour flight and done some waiting around in airports and got stressed out too, but I hadn’t been thinking about LDing at all. Usually I need to really have spent a fair chunk of the day thinking about dream related shit.
Not sure if this post has any point..mahh

Hi, have U tried WBTB? If U wake up in the night to pee..etc. Just before U do those things do a Reality Check and do it with meaning..just do once or until Ur convinced Ur not dreaming and then carry on with what Ur doing and go back to sleep thinking about what U did to check if Ur dreaming or not.

IMJ

Originally Posted by monokey

The antics that insured where pretty filthy so I wont go into detail... but lets just say Beyonce was there. Hey! It was my first lucid in ages!

Haha. Hey, at least you've got good taste. Lol.

Welcome back to the LD world.

Welcome back and may I say, awesome avie mate.

Originally Posted by monokey

The antics that insured where pretty filthy so I wont go into detail... but lets just say Beyonce was there. Hey! It was my first lucid in ages!

Now I know who what I'll be doing when I finally manage to get lucid...

The really funny thing was even though I was lucid and had been flying about and generally defying the laws of physics, it took a little bit of persuasion to get Beyonce naked.

Naked?! And here I thought you just got her to sing for you =p

But I do think you have a good point about being very authoritative to achieve more dream control