I play electric guitar, but NOT THAT WELL... I could be any guitar that is NOT lead guitar.
I've been wanting a bass, too... Anyway.
I can do some basic mixing of muisic as well, I could easily put together a song. As in, taking an .mp3 of the guitar, one of lyrics, drums, everything else, and mashing it together. I can manage that. As for the actual playing, I can technically do it, but I don't know how to get it onto a PC.