Have you ever been caught/caught (somebody) masturbating?

**ClouD** · 10-01-2008 06:30 AM

Originally Posted by Marvo

Is your brother by any chance ClouD? Oh lordy lord

olawd

**nitsuJ** · 10-01-2008 08:18 AM

I put my hands over my eyes when I do it, because if I can't see anyone, no one can see me. Right???

EDIT: I've never been caught, but does it count if you're receiving a hand job and get caught?

**Temperamental** · 10-01-2008 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by nitsuJ

I put my hands over my eyes when I do it, because if I can't see anyone, no one can see me. Right???

EDIT: I've never been caught, but does it count if you're receiving a hand job and get caught?

LOL. you little ostrich you.

**grasshoppa** · 10-02-2008 01:31 PM

its worse for the people that catch you...They have an image burned in their brain for atlest a few weeks. Hard to not tell anyone. As for being caught, I was once caught looking at porn. Luckily I was just boner jamming, and not beating my meat, and even more luckily it was just a nude photo, hardly hard core.

lucky me

**Reality_is_a_Dream** · 10-02-2008 03:42 PM

*fap fap fap fap*

**Kromoh** · 10-04-2008 12:54 AM

Originally Posted by ªllison

I walked in on my older brother having sex with his boyfriend about a year ago. I don't think he noticed me though.

Or maybe he did =0

But I've never been caught.

Bro?

Just kidding xD

**Sandform** · 10-04-2008 03:10 AM

Lol I wont post the picture because it is pornographic...but I went to 4chan today because someone mentioned something about it on DV earlier. I went to "random" on the misc. portion of the sight. Lol made me laugh. Someone put up a pornographic picture saying "tiem for faggots" or something like that (with time spelled like that lolz, I'm assuming it was made like that on purpose.) then like another post was a picture of a bored looking naked guy with a chat bubble saying something like "sigh another gay fap thread."

**Njd1990** · 10-06-2008 06:09 AM

Never been caught or caught anyone

However my dad decided to snoop on my computer one day and managed to find tubgirl in my history (My friends and I used to trick each other into going to it) He was disgusted. To this day no one browses my computer, lol.

**ashberry** · 10-06-2008 08:04 PM

OMG...YEH!!!!!!
I was on holiday and my boyfriends dad was in the bedroom full on with his lofty hat and sunnies on, stood naked WITH THE DOOR OPEN<<<IN FULL VIEW,, I passed into the kitchen and was making a cuppa for us all, the bedroom was right opposite the kitchen and while I was waiting for the coffee to brew, I looked and in awe, and HE JUST CARRIED ON!!!!!!!!!!!! with a grin. I thought, what a perv, anyway I went back outside and obviously couldnt tell the rest of his family, but fancy leaving the door open??? what the F***

Now, I wanna know if you can do it in a lucid dream????????? hehe
or better still, if anyone or a spirit guide or dreamer has caught youz

**Xox** · 10-06-2008 10:55 PM

Woah ashberry. Rofl.

**Reality_is_a_Dream** · 10-06-2008 11:31 PM

That made me laugh, Ash.

**ElmStreetCrusader** · 10-07-2008 12:43 PM

To MesTarrant...Yeah, I know about that

The next day I forced my poor mother to tell me everything, and it turns out they're a tad kinky

My dad once caught me looking at boobies...but my excuse was I'm trying to make a dressup game in flash...and I got away with it.

I like testing my parents by saying sometimes: Yeah, I couldn't sleep last night...and then I shock the crap outta my mom, so I'll know they did something.

Unfortunately I knew that a few times not by merely guessing, I love to call it: Listening to a CD by the Mamas and the Papas

Anyway, hopefully my gf/mom/future boss/dad or anyone else that knows me never reads this...

EsC

**ashberry** · 10-07-2008 12:52 PM

Well I can laugh now, but, after that I got told things about other things he's done, so I would never leave my kids alone with him, And I threw him out of my house once for trying it on, out of the blue. Wierdo. I did tell his family and they believed me...hmmm. I wonder why.

**lysergic** · 10-08-2008 03:28 AM

First time i tripped, it was on LSA and the next morning i get up and i'm all philosophical feeling and shit. i'm walking around the house thinking about how amazing life is and i hear this choking sound in the guest room. WTF! right?

open the door. dad's hittin' it doggy style.

i went and sat in my room for like 2 hours. then my mom comes in there and decides it's the perfect time to have "the sex talk".

#1. DADS DO THE SEX TALK THING
#2. PERFECT FUCKING TIMING MOM!

the fact that i was coming down off of my first full blown trip [which was a huge deal to me at the time, considering it's probably the most amazing thing I'd experienced at the time.] everything was so damn perfect until i opened the fucking door...
it was like 11:00 in the morning. and they say, "we didn't think you'd be up."

i'm thinking "fuck you!!!! horny fucking bitches!!!!!!" and right behind that thought comes "never mind never mind never mind"

damn it all.

so i feel your pain fellow traumatized sons and daughters.
never caught anyone beating it, never been caught.

**Reality_is_a_Dream** · 10-08-2008 03:57 AM

LULZ dat SUXXX!!!

**ashberry** · 10-08-2008 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by lysergic

First time i tripped, it was on LSA and the next morning i get up and i'm all philosophical feeling and shit. i'm walking around the house thinking about how amazing life is and i hear this choking sound in the guest room. WTF! right?

open the door. dad's hittin' it doggy style.

i went and sat in my room for like 2 hours. then my mom comes in there and decides it's the perfect time to have "the sex talk".

#1. DADS DO THE SEX TALK THING
#2. PERFECT FUCKING TIMING MOM!

the fact that i was coming down off of my first full blown trip [which was a huge deal to me at the time, considering it's probably the most amazing thing I'd experienced at the time.] everything was so damn perfect until i opened the fucking door...
it was like 11:00 in the morning. and they say, "we didn't think you'd be up."

i'm thinking "fuck you!!!! horny fucking bitches!!!!!!" and right behind that thought comes "never mind never mind never mind"

damn it all.

so i feel your pain fellow traumatized sons and daughters.
never caught anyone beating it, never been caught.

oh god, haha oh god, *then cringes*
and the total recovery time was??

**Reality_is_a_Dream** · 10-08-2008 06:02 PM

Probabaly is still going through his head

Remember me???

**Kromoh** · 10-10-2008 03:10 AM

Lol, after reading some of the shit here I just remembered something that happened to me.

I used to go to my grandma's house and all, and my male cousin would go too, and we'd get all into some playful stuff xD
Nothing really happened, but at some time we were faking doing the thing dog-style, and my younger (female) cousin came in. it was sooo embarrassing *.* Luckily my cousin is a very adamant person and started a fight with her for some other reason, which left no room for questions about what we were doing.

**Everlong** · 10-10-2008 12:31 PM

I've never been caught jerking it, same for catching someone else. However, there has been multiple occasions when someone walks in on me while I am watching porn. Luckily, my laptop always faces me, and I am always fast enough to shut the window before my dad comes and checks what I am doing. So I don't look suspicious, I have another browser open to starcraft2.com or something, so I can easily hide what I could have been doing.

I know my younger brothers look at porn, because they always forget to clear the google search history on the computers. So I drop down the history, and I see all of the regular things that an 11 year old boy would type into the Google Image search; boobs, tits, viginas (spelt incorrectly of course), hot chicks, sex, girls kissing, meatspin (jk on that one), ass, and maybe celebrities such as Paris Hilton and Jessica Alba naked. I just laugh when I see these and know that I can hold it against them whenever I feel like it.

(I know, I'm mean.) Thank god they don't know about Redtube....

**Xandier** · 10-10-2008 05:20 PM

omg this thread is awsome

**Reality_is_a_Dream** · 10-10-2008 07:34 PM

Hellz yea it is!

**John11** · 10-11-2008 12:04 AM

I've never caught anyone, but I was semi-caught in college once. My roommate was away, and it was late. I had the light off and I was jacking of to porn on my laptop. I heard the door open behind me and I covered up and minimized the porn (or so I thought). Anyway, it was a friend of my roommate's dropping off a book he borrowed. I tried to act like nothing was going on and I told him to go ahead and drop it on the counter. He did so and left, and then I turn around back to my laptop to notice the porn had still been playing when he was in there.

**SassyGirl16** · 10-11-2008 01:03 AM

I caught my parents doing it, a couple of years ago ( I was 14 i think). It was about 10 at night & I walked into my parents room becouse I needed to get my book. And there they were on the bed. They yelled at me to get out ( like I needed to be told I was already runing towards the door).
I couldn't look them in the face for a LONG time. Still makes me want to puke just thinking about it