Have you ever been caught/caught (somebody) masturbating?

**Marvo** · 09-23-2007 11:27 PM

I just thought this was a silly, yet funny idea.

Tell me about your experiences, of getting caught masturbating, or catching somebody masturbating. I've personally never been "caught" masturbating, though I've had several close calls. I believe I once walked into my brothers room, while he was doing it. I could hear him moving around with his chair, when I suddenly started going down the stairs, and when I entered his room, he had sorta pulled most of himself under the table on his chair, and his eyes were all wide-open, when I spoke to him. Funny stuff

So tell me about your experiences

**Spartiate** · 09-23-2007 11:53 PM

This reminds me of a late night chat running gag about Wanted and his maid

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http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...&postcount=874

**Shark Rider** · 09-24-2007 12:38 AM

hahaha...its funny when we talk about it but not when it happens to us. well one time i was almost caught by my mom. when she opened the door i just turned around and put it back in my pants. lol good think there wasnt any playboy or something around. i was pretty emberrassed even if she saw nothing. aaand... no, i havent cought anyone.

**Goldney** · 09-24-2007 06:04 PM

Apparently the janitor at my school was caught doing it in an empty classroom. Hence his nickname now being F*cky. He's really weird, he walks around school with this bin on wheels. He doesn't look like he's all there if you know what I mean.

I think a boy a year above me was also caught doing it in the changing rooms.

I know that a few of my friends have been caught as well, it's funny when it happens to other people.

How could you be desperate enough to rub one out in a public place though? I hope this will always delude me... some things are better off not being known.

**Marvo** · 09-24-2007 07:06 PM

I've done it in part-public places. Not because of the urge, I just had nothing better to do

**Michael** · 09-24-2007 08:12 PM

I noticed some kid doing it in class when I was in the 7th grade. I said something like, "WTF, are you beatin your meat?" really loud so everyone would look.

The kid got suspended for public indecency and was made fun of until the day we graduated.

**Marvo** · 09-24-2007 08:21 PM

Haha, that's awesome

**•Neko•** · 09-24-2007 09:20 PM

I'm not in the same class as this kid, but I heard that he had been caught masturbating in school. The news got around pretty quickly, but I'm kind of annoyed about not knowing what his classmates' reactions were.

**Xox** · 09-24-2007 11:30 PM

This reminds me of DV chat a few days ago, too.
Hm Well anyway Ive caught my brother masturbating all the time, while walking in on him on his computer. Its even more disgusting than it sounds. Not knocking was a big mistake. Nowadays I knock then wait a few minutes before going in. haha

**Mes Tarrant** · 09-25-2007 12:22 AM

Originally Posted by xoxfablisz713

This reminds me of DV chat a few days ago, too.
Hm Well anyway Ive caught my brother masturbating all the time, while walking in on him on his computer. Its even more disgusting than it sounds. Not knocking was a big mistake. Nowadays I knock then wait a few minutes before going in. haha

You poor thing!!

I've never caught anyone.. I have heard noises coming from my parents' bedroom one evening when I got home a little earlier than expected. I ran back downstairs and emailed my best friend's mom because I was so traumatized.

Then about an hour later I decided it was safe enough to emerge out of my hiding place, and I saw my parents chasing each other around the kitchen table.

**bro** · 09-25-2007 12:27 AM

I've never been caught, I'm quite discreet.

**Michael** · 09-25-2007 01:50 AM

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

You poor thing!!

I've never caught anyone.. I have heard noises coming from my parents' bedroom one evening when I got home a little earlier than expected.

Why'd you remind me...

I had just brought a girl home too... bad day.

**Spartiate** · 09-25-2007 01:54 AM

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

You poor thing!!

I've never caught anyone.. I have heard noises coming from my parents' bedroom one evening when I got home a little earlier than expected. I ran back downstairs and emailed my best friend's mom because I was so traumatized.

Then about an hour later I decided it was safe enough to emerge out of my hiding place, and I saw my parents chasing each other around the kitchen table.

That sucks, I know.

Originally Posted by Michael

I had just brought a girl home too... bad day.

Hahahaha...

**Mes Tarrant** · 09-25-2007 01:55 AM

Spart and Michael, I am sorry about your experiences but good to know I'm not the only one. We should start a support group.

**Xox** · 09-25-2007 02:22 AM

Lol, considering all my unvoluntary ....sightings...I"d join!

**Spartiate** · 09-25-2007 04:26 AM

We need a name... propositions?

**Michael** · 09-25-2007 04:33 AM

T-SAW...

Traumatized Sex Act Witnesses.

I'm buzzin to hard to be creative...

**wasup** · 09-25-2007 04:54 AM

Jenuine eyewitnesses of really kinky-shit

So yeah, maybe I stretched it a bit.

**Man of Shred** · 09-25-2007 05:59 AM

Nope never been caught. Even in pubplic i have very good sel fcontrol during an orgasm. you would never know. You guys officially know too much Xd

**Mes Tarrant** · 09-25-2007 06:24 AM

Originally Posted by ranma187

Nope never been caught. Even in pubplic i have very good sel fcontrol during an orgasm. you would never know. You guys officially know too much Xd

What do you do about the em... mess???

Wasup, best yet.

**Universal Mind** · 09-25-2007 06:43 AM

I love to get caught masturbating. I set it up all the time. I always act like I think the person was so rude for invading my privacy. And then I make them catch me again the next day, and every day. They usually figure out that it's intentional after about a month.

**Wavefunction** · 09-25-2007 06:48 AM

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

I love to get caught masturbating. I set it up all the time. I always act like I think the person was so rude for invading my privacy. And then I make them catch me again the next day, and every day. They usually figure out that it's intentional after about a month.

I've never heard that point of view.

**Michael** · 09-25-2007 06:50 AM

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

I love to get caught masturbating. I set it up all the time. I always act like I think the person was so rude for invading my privacy. And then I make them catch me again the next day, and every day. They usually figure out that it's intentional after about a month.

HAHAHAHA, are you serious? That's the first weird thing I've ever seen you post. Are you drunk as shit right now? I mean I am so maybe I'm missing somethin... Or were you joking?

That's one of the few times I've actually LOL from reading something.

**Marvo** · 09-25-2007 06:50 AM

Originally Posted by Xox

This reminds me of DV chat a few days ago, too.
Hm Well anyway Ive caught my brother masturbating all the time, while walking in on him on his computer. Its even more disgusting than it sounds. Not knocking was a big mistake. Nowadays I knock then wait a few minutes before going in. haha

Haha, your big- or lilbro?

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

You poor thing!!

I've never caught anyone.. I have heard noises coming from my parents' bedroom one evening when I got home a little earlier than expected. I ran back downstairs and emailed my best friend's mom because I was so traumatized.

Then about an hour later I decided it was safe enough to emerge out of my hiding place, and I saw my parents chasing each other around the kitchen table.

Are you serious about being traumatized? It's perfectly normal, you shouldn't expect anything else from your parents