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      Have you ever been caught/caught (somebody) masturbating?

      I just thought this was a silly, yet funny idea.

      Tell me about your experiences, of getting caught masturbating, or catching somebody masturbating. I've personally never been "caught" masturbating, though I've had several close calls. I believe I once walked into my brothers room, while he was doing it. I could hear him moving around with his chair, when I suddenly started going down the stairs, and when I entered his room, he had sorta pulled most of himself under the table on his chair, and his eyes were all wide-open, when I spoke to him. Funny stuff

      So tell me about your experiences
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      This reminds me of a late night chat running gag about Wanted and his maid .

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      hahaha...its funny when we talk about it but not when it happens to us. well one time i was almost caught by my mom. when she opened the door i just turned around and put it back in my pants. lol good think there wasnt any playboy or something around. i was pretty emberrassed even if she saw nothing. aaand... no, i havent cought anyone.

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      Apparently the janitor at my school was caught doing it in an empty classroom. Hence his nickname now being F*cky. He's really weird, he walks around school with this bin on wheels. He doesn't look like he's all there if you know what I mean.

      I think a boy a year above me was also caught doing it in the changing rooms.

      I know that a few of my friends have been caught as well, it's funny when it happens to other people.

      How could you be desperate enough to rub one out in a public place though? I hope this will always delude me... some things are better off not being known.
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      I've done it in part-public places. Not because of the urge, I just had nothing better to do

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      I noticed some kid doing it in class when I was in the 7th grade. I said something like, "WTF, are you beatin your meat?" really loud so everyone would look.

      The kid got suspended for public indecency and was made fun of until the day we graduated.

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      Haha, that's awesome

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      I'm not in the same class as this kid, but I heard that he had been caught masturbating in school. The news got around pretty quickly, but I'm kind of annoyed about not knowing what his classmates' reactions were.

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      This reminds me of DV chat a few days ago, too.
      Hm Well anyway Ive caught my brother masturbating all the time, while walking in on him on his computer. Its even more disgusting than it sounds. Not knocking was a big mistake. Nowadays I knock then wait a few minutes before going in. haha

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      Quote Originally Posted by xoxfablisz713 View Post
      This reminds me of DV chat a few days ago, too.
      Hm Well anyway Ive caught my brother masturbating all the time, while walking in on him on his computer. Its even more disgusting than it sounds. Not knocking was a big mistake. Nowadays I knock then wait a few minutes before going in. haha
      You poor thing!!

      I've never caught anyone.. I have heard noises coming from my parents' bedroom one evening when I got home a little earlier than expected. I ran back downstairs and emailed my best friend's mom because I was so traumatized. Then about an hour later I decided it was safe enough to emerge out of my hiding place, and I saw my parents chasing each other around the kitchen table.

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      I've never been caught, I'm quite discreet.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant View Post
      You poor thing!!

      I've never caught anyone.. I have heard noises coming from my parents' bedroom one evening when I got home a little earlier than expected.

      Why'd you remind me...

      I had just brought a girl home too... bad day.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant View Post
      You poor thing!!

      I've never caught anyone.. I have heard noises coming from my parents' bedroom one evening when I got home a little earlier than expected. I ran back downstairs and emailed my best friend's mom because I was so traumatized. Then about an hour later I decided it was safe enough to emerge out of my hiding place, and I saw my parents chasing each other around the kitchen table.
      That sucks, I know.

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      I had just brought a girl home too... bad day.
      Hahahaha...

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      Spart and Michael, I am sorry about your experiences but good to know I'm not the only one. We should start a support group.

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      Lol, considering all my unvoluntary ....sightings...I"d join!

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      We need a name... propositions?

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      T-SAW...

      Traumatized Sex Act Witnesses.

      I'm buzzin to hard to be creative...

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      Jenuine eyewitnesses of really kinky-shit

      So yeah, maybe I stretched it a bit.

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      Nope never been caught. Even in pubplic i have very good sel fcontrol during an orgasm. you would never know. You guys officially know too much Xd
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      Quote Originally Posted by ranma187 View Post
      Nope never been caught. Even in pubplic i have very good sel fcontrol during an orgasm. you would never know. You guys officially know too much Xd
      What do you do about the em... mess???

      Wasup, best yet.

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      I love to get caught masturbating. I set it up all the time. I always act like I think the person was so rude for invading my privacy. And then I make them catch me again the next day, and every day. They usually figure out that it's intentional after about a month.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Universal Mind View Post
      I love to get caught masturbating. I set it up all the time. I always act like I think the person was so rude for invading my privacy. And then I make them catch me again the next day, and every day. They usually figure out that it's intentional after about a month.

      I've never heard that point of view.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Universal Mind View Post
      I love to get caught masturbating. I set it up all the time. I always act like I think the person was so rude for invading my privacy. And then I make them catch me again the next day, and every day. They usually figure out that it's intentional after about a month.

      HAHAHAHA, are you serious? That's the first weird thing I've ever seen you post. Are you drunk as shit right now? I mean I am so maybe I'm missing somethin... Or were you joking?

      That's one of the few times I've actually LOL from reading something.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Xox View Post
      This reminds me of DV chat a few days ago, too.
      Hm Well anyway Ive caught my brother masturbating all the time, while walking in on him on his computer. Its even more disgusting than it sounds. Not knocking was a big mistake. Nowadays I knock then wait a few minutes before going in. haha
      Haha, your big- or lilbro?

      Quote Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant View Post
      You poor thing!!

      I've never caught anyone.. I have heard noises coming from my parents' bedroom one evening when I got home a little earlier than expected. I ran back downstairs and emailed my best friend's mom because I was so traumatized. Then about an hour later I decided it was safe enough to emerge out of my hiding place, and I saw my parents chasing each other around the kitchen table.
      Are you serious about being traumatized? It's perfectly normal, you shouldn't expect anything else from your parents

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      Quote Originally Posted by Marvo View Post
      Are you serious about being traumatized? It's perfectly normal, you shouldn't expect anything else from your parents
      YES. It was horrible.

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