Thread: Tell me about Vampires

Desire for blood, to drink it.

No matter what.

mr. faded glory

They have to be hot. With pointed teeth. If someone drinks blood, that person is just really uncool and disgusting unless he/she is hot and has pointy teeth.

Whats funny is I've there is actually a medical condition where someone requires drinking a small amount of blood. Dunno if I believe it, or if its true for that matter, but it was something interesting I came across a while ago. I didn't read much about it though.

vampires dont exist lol

And way to ruin it, kill joy.

Originally Posted by grasshoppa

vampires dont exist lol

Thanks for uh.. pointing that out, I guess?

Originally Posted by ExoByte

Whats funny is I've there is actually a medical condition where someone requires drinking a small amount of blood. Dunno if I believe it, or if its true for that matter, but it was something interesting I came across a while ago. I didn't read much about it though.

I know what you're talking about! I'm thinking that that's all fake. I can't think of any benefits you would get from drinking blood that you wouldn't be able to get from a multivitamin.

That's precisely the reason I mentioned that vampires have to be hot and have pointed teeth.

"This city's a vampire, she eats her kids, lets hide the bodies under the bridge"
-Slug

De Havilland Vampire:

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Thanks for uh.. pointing that out, I guess?

I think it had to be said. Some people are rather impressionable.

They are either significantly weakened or burst into flames in sunlight. (Depends how long it's been since their last feeding.)
They have abnormally long canine teeth.
They can turn into bats and/or other creatures of the night.
Vampires can make more vampires without having sex.
I don't even know if vampires can even have sex.
They vant to suck your blood!
They are pale skinned.
They like children blood the best.
Crosses and holy water don't do shit to them.
You can only kill them by a stake through the heart or slitting their throats.

I present to you the greatest vampire of them all: Neclord, bearer of the Blue Moon Rune and the Doppelganger Secret. A menace to the free people and a force to be reckoned with.



While posessing his prized rune he cannot be harmed by physical attacks but can, with great pleasure, annihilate his opponents with surges of lightning cast from his hands.
He can raise entire armies of undead to fight for him and slaughter all in their way as he conquers new lands and takes more maidens under his sway.
Gruesomely though, the remains of such maidens are often found floating along rivers besides whichever castle or town Neclord decides to entangle in his dark grasp.

Note: Neclord can be found in the Suikoden game series.

Vampires are a romantic idea; based loosely upon folklore originating mainly from slavic areas of eastern europe.

There are similar ideas of walking dead and/or blood drinkers throughout the world; however the closest to our commen conception of a vampire is from eastern europe.


As little as a year ago a family was taken to court in a Slovakian village for burning the body of a brother who had recently passed away; and removing his heart and destroying it.

Most conceptions of vampires; including the rules we know today, are from Bram Stoker's "Dracula"; who was based loosely upon the Turkish aristocrat dubbed "Vlad the Impaler" for his bloodthirsty habits. The castle in which Vlad lived was the inspiration for the noew famous 'Draculas Castle'; located in north Romania nestled in the Carpathian mountains.

Another; less talked about influence to the vampire myth, was the countess Elizabeth Bathory. Her castle; which is in modern day slovakia; is where she allegedly killed personally over 600 slave girls in order to drink and bathe in their blood; as she believed it would retain her youth forever.


There are numerous medical reports from eighteenth century doctors from this area of graves being uncovered to find the deceased looking plump; often with regrown nails and remenants of blood surrounding their mouth.


Most of this can be biologically explained away with todays standards.




And then you get the faggots who dress up in America. But that said; America is messed up; so this is to be expected.



I know vampires.

Vampires > Ninjas > Pirates

Originally Posted by Grod

Vampires > Ninjas > Pirates

Pirate > Viking > Ninja > Vampire

Vampires> Everything else.

Originally Posted by Xox

Vampires> Everything else.

Carôusoul>Vampires>Everything Else

Stephen > Stephen = Everything

Cake > Pie

Originally Posted by ExoByte

Cake > Pie

Agreed.

Blood > Any other Liquid

I dated a sexy (hot as fuck actually) goth girl named Carmen once. She claimed to be a vampire (ever heard of a mexican vampire? neither have I). Her and her family members belonged to a coven in which they would meet up and do god knows what. She was hot and I was going through a goth music stage in my life...no clothes,makeup, or lipstick though, just the music. Anyway yeah man she said she was a vampire, like the real deal and shit. Anytime I asked if she ever killed someone she went silent. That was like 4 years ago. Do I think it was real? I hope not.

Probably just liked the attention.

Haha probably. there's just something about a goth girls swagger that turns me on though...-heart rate increases-

Originally Posted by Grod

Vampires > Ninjas > Pirates

Originally Posted by grasshoppa

Pirate > Viking > Ninja > Vampire

Originally Posted by Xox

Vampires> Everything else.

Originally Posted by Carôusoul

Carôusoul>Vampires>Everything Else

Originally Posted by Stephent91

Stephen > Stephen = Everything

Originally Posted by ExoByte

Cake > Pie

Originally Posted by Xox

Blood > Any other Liquid

Hmf.

I was the trendsetter.