Hi, I've been lucid dreaming for a while now and keep seeing all this "dream guide" stuff. I want one, but alas, no DG, for me. Here's what I tried:

Asking the subconscious to make me one
"Creating" one myself behind me/around a corner, etc.
Asking random DC if they are my DG
Repeating a mantra that I will meet my DG before falling asleep

Is there anything else I'm missing? I want one