Oooh boy, okay, I'll make it quick.

My dad is marrying a nice woman by the name of Lisa and, though she lives in Waterloo, my dad wants me to finish the rest of my Grade eight school year in the city in which I live currently (not giving you a name). Because of legal turmoil and a general "spinning in a circle" like disorientation (Let's call it a prenuptial agreement from a past spouse that should have been ended about 2-3 years ago, but it still apparently not been taken care of) has lead to my dad, my brother and I not to be able to move into that most delightful of houses. But, we tend to stay over there way too often (I believe it's a bad idea to do that, so long as the prenup is still in effect, but anywho) and I get a nice little commute to and from school everyday, along, of course, with my truly fascinating big brother.