Malac's Technique

[wendylove]

I was just wondering has anybody got malacs technique and is it good. He said he would PM the people who were not rude and patient. Does the method work.

[wonderland]

Yes, I got it! It's the best thing to ever happen to me. Fucking amazing, it's not just 95%, I swear it's 100% Okay. First. Eat 12 bananas. They must be between 4-5 inches long. No longer! You must measure. Then sleep on your head. Tell me how it works for you.

[Lord Toaster]

Hmm the banana bit would probably work. Not sure about the sleeping on your head though But yea i'm really interested in where Malac's technique is... if it exists

[MikeyMurder]

Yes, I got it! It's the best thing to ever happen to me. Fucking amazing, it's not just 95%, I swear it's 100% Okay. First. Eat 12 bananas. They must be between 4-5 inches long. No longer! You must measure. Then sleep on your head. Tell me how it works for you. [/b]

[Malac Reborn]

No I Havent Yet, Still Sorting Out P.m.s Most Likely Tomorrow If Nothing Interferes. Top Of My List Tho Is LucidDreamGod Tho.

[LucidDreamGod]

No I Havent Yet, Still Sorting Out P.m.s Most Likely Tomorrow If Nothing Interferes. Top Of My List Tho Is LucidDreamGod Tho. [/b] Thanks malac, I won't pm anyone the technique if malac says he doesn't want me to, it is after all his choice who gets it.

[Bonsay]

Might I ask, why wouldn't you share it with everyone at once? Because I'm really interested to see if it is really that good of a techinque.

[Grassclip]

so it isn't going to be distributed to everybody, just the "nice" ones? ps, I'm very nice

[hyper0105]

Hey... I was with you all the way! Remember good ol' Walrus? ^_^ Kidding, But it would be nice to know this special technique

[wendylove]

Might I ask, why wouldn't you share it with everyone at once? Because I'm really interested to see if it is really that good of a techinque.[/b] I would do the same if I was in malac shoes as he was getting picked on by about ten people. so it isn't going to be distributed to everybody, just the "nice" ones? ps, I'm very nice [/b] P.S. I am nice too

[Bonsay]

I would do the same if I was in malac shoes as he was getting picked on by about ten people. P.S. I am nice too [/b] Well, I don't really have a problem with him. But he didn't have to post about posting a technique, he could have just posted it when it was done. But I guess you're right, with the fact that you'd do the same in his shoes. I'm nice! ...I'm [borat]Very nice[/borat].

[eppy]

Hey Malac, are you going to send the technique to all the people on the list the same day or are you giving one a day? ha, just curious of how long we'll have to wait.

[Malac Reborn]

If you type one more damn thing about your technique, that isn&#39;t your technique, I&#39;m spamming your inbox to hell <div align="center"> You&#39;re annoying and few respect you anymore. And you&#39;re being rude by expecting people to just sit around and be all, "la-da-da", without getting annoyed, and then insulting them when they don&#39;t.... [/b][/quote] wow... Another Self Uncontrollable Person On Forums..btw I Guess U Dont Read The Dates On Forums Cause I Havent Flamed Klaces Tech As Another Chain In A While. Also Get Your Facts Right, I Am Giving It Out. Again Also, Many Ppl Do Care And Im Definantly Not Doing This 4 Respect And What Makes U Think I Care A Dime About Ur Opinion? as You Said, U Dont Have To Care Nor Read My Post, Not Like Im Forcing U To Read. Sounds To Me Like U R Impatient, Gave Tp And Critisized Meshut Up If U Complain About Your Will To READ MY POST.

[wonderland]

wow... Another Self Uncontrollable Person On Forums..btw I Guess U Dont Read The Dates On Forums Cause I Havent Flamed Klaces Tech As Another Chain In A While. Also Get Your Facts Right, I Am Giving It Out. Again Also, Many Ppl Do Care And Im Definantly Not Doing This 4 Respect And What Makes U Think I Care A Dime About Ur Opinion? as You Said, U Dont Have To Care Nor Read My Post, Not Like Im Forcing U To Read. Sounds To Me Like U R Impatient, Gave Tp And Critisized Meshut Up If U Complain About Your Will To READ MY POST. [/b] Look. I deleted my little rant for a reason [I felt bad], but fine. First of all... Uncontrollable? Ha. I made one post this entire time on your little 15 pages of nothingness. And I didn't even insult you. I pointed out the pointlessness of people replying. Read dates? Dude, I didn't even mention how you flamed Klace. How bout you READ MY POST? How the hell can I get the facts right when you don't even make sense? You're just full of bad grammar, confusing excuses and lame insults. I never said you're doing it for respect, I just said you're losing your credibility. Sure, a few people still believe you, and everybody cares [hell, I care, I want to get lucid easily!] but if you look at the numbers, most just think you're bullshitting. Sure, I'm not being forced, exactly, to read, but it's still damn annoying -- I can't avoid it! One thread gets locked, and another opens! Impatient is waiting a few days and blowing up. Patient but fed up is waiting 10 days and blowing up just a little bit. I fall into the second category. I read your posts. I don't understand them because you make no sense, and I critisized you once and took it back! Man, you're more unstable than I am. Have a nice St Patrick's Day.

[Malac Reborn]

[quote] Look. I deleted my little rant for a reason [I felt bad], but fine. First of all... Uncontrollable? Ha. I made one post this entire time on your little 15 pages of nothingness. And I didn't even insult you. I pointed out the pointlessness of people replying. Read dates? Dude, I didn't even mention how you flamed Klace. How bout you READ MY POST? How the hell can I get the facts right when you don't even make sense? You're just full of bad grammar, confusing excuses and lame insults. I never said you're doing it for respect, I just said you're losing your credibility ... wow... U Say Im Wrong At What I Said? What U Said Is Exactly What I Restated, Plz Dont Make This A Comeback Competition And If So Dont Lie Around The Truth... srry Seeker But He Came In Whining His Lil Probs Firs btw Grammer Is Due To Me On A Cell, Again Bad Comeback Of U... Okay, this is my olny post in this topic Lucididty is aobut hard work and dedication, find ing the right technique for you. If malac relaly has a 95% techniqque well i am very happy for him as this would take a great deal of work. However, you lot make m sick Sucking up to him, "oh malac, i wasnt nasty, please send me your technique" Stop giving an attnetion whore, more attnetion (although im being slighlty hypocryitcal) Now seirously, the guy has borught nothing good to this forum, and is not willing to share what he claims is the lucid bible with the members here Seriously, what a member of the community leave his sorry ass alone and stop begging him for pms be serious people, have . Imran [/b] again Another Idiot To Deal With, Where R They Coming From? Dude No1 Sucks Up To Me And The Ones Pming Me Are Requesting My Tech. U R Insulting Ppl With Ur Babling. Ps. U Finally Improved Ur Grammer Overnight, Im Happy Okay, this is my olny post in this topic Lucididty is aobut hard work and dedication, find ing the right technique for you. If malac relaly has a 95% techniqque well i am very happy for him as this would take a great deal of work. However, you lot make m sick Sucking up to him, "oh malac, i wasnt nasty, please send me your technique" Stop giving an attnetion whore, more attnetion (although im being slighlty hypocryitcal) Now seirously, the guy has borught nothing good to this forum, and is not willing to share what he claims is the lucid bible with the members here Seriously, what a member of the community leave his sorry ass alone and stop begging him for pms be serious people, have . Imran [/b] again Another Idiot To Deal With, Where R They Coming From? Dude No1 Sucks Up To Me And The Ones Pming Me Are Requesting My Tech. U R Insulting Ppl With Ur Babling. Ps. U Finally Improved Ur Grammer Overnight, Im Happy

[taihen]

Soon i will make a tutorial to give a person upto 3 lds a night (will be relatively long). The plus is that itll start working in 1-3 days 95% reassured and tested. I like to think of it as a breakthrough to lding so easy and very effective. I will also tell a simple secret to LD at will meaning morning and afternoon(takes relatively 5 min to do without 90% effort on your part&#33. NO LIES OR CATCHES OR STUPID STUFF YOU ALREADY KNOW, NO COPYING FORM OTHERS (ITS ALL MINE) and i NEVER make useless if much tutorials EVER! Sounds to good to be true? If so, thats Exactly what i want you to fell because its true and coming soon [/b] Read that again. I'm sorry, I've read through all this bollocks, and I think we all need to stop before we spend another 20 pages either pandering to Malacs ego or responding to his bullshit. What is this, 2nd grade? I won't invite you to my birthday party if you're not nice to me? He's playing with you guys! He loves the attention, its a great boost for him. Bascially, he's just a troll. He's praying on all our frustration at trying to learn essentially very difficult techniques by offering the promise of an easy way out. And we all fell for it. Do you think that he REALLY has a technique? This high school kid can come up with a sensible, working technique when some of the best minds here can't? Even IF we assume that he discovered by ACCIDENT an amazing breakthrough, which is highly unlikely, I am refuse to believe that this Malac character has any reason to claim that it is 95% accurate. Has he tested it under controlled conditions on over 20 people? Here's my take on things. Malac is a little kid just having a bit of 'fun' by promising all of us a technique and seeing our reactions. After all, its at no risk to him. The worst thing that one could do would be to keep showing interest in this thing. "I'm nice, please give it to me!" "This technique is...". Just WRITE IT OFF AS A CHILDISH PRANK and leave it at that. Now for something completely different. again Another Idiot To Deal With, Where R They Coming From? Dude No1 Sucks Up To Me And The Ones Pming Me Are Requesting My Tech. U R Insulting Ppl With Ur Babling. Ps. U Finally Improved Ur Grammer Overnight, Im Happy [/b] Sop being a little bitching teenage girl. Your grammar is shocking, and I have no respect for you since all you do is talk. I am not nice. In fact, I am one nasty motherfucker; and I don't want your piece of shit mystery technique. Take it and go to hell. I can still WILD, and I have saved my time and my dignity.

[Pluto]

Bascially, he's just a troll. [/b] its not a word that I like to use often, but that pretty much sums it up. unfortunately.

[wendylove]

But he didn't have to post about posting a technique, he could have just posted it when it was done. [/b] Nietzsche on patience In Human, All Too Human, philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche had this to say about patience: Being able to wait is so hard that the greatest poets did not disdain to make the inability to wait the theme of their poetry. Thus Shakespeare in his Othello, Sophocles in his Ajax, who, as the oracle suggests, might not have thought his suicide necessary, if only he had been able to let his feeling cool for one day more. He probably would have outfoxed the terrible promptings of his wounded vanity and said to himself: "Who, in my situation, has never once taken a sheep for a warrior? Is that so monstrous? On the contrary, it is something universally human." Ajax might have consoled himself thus. Passion will not wait. The tragedy in the lives of great men often lies not in their conflict with the times and the baseness of their fellow men, but rather in their inability to postpone their work for a year or two. They cannot wait. In every duel, the advising friends have to determine whether the parties involved might be able to wait a while longer. If they cannot, then a duel is reasonable, since each of the parties says to himself: "Either I continue to live, and the other must die at once, or vice versa." In that case, to wait would be to continue suffering the horrible torture of offended honor in the presence of the offender. And this can be more suffering than life is worth. [/b] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patience Some people have no patience what so ever. Patience is a virtue

[wendylove]

If you post a load of names to the people you want to have the technique somebody else can PM the technique to the other people. Luciddreamgod is the top of the list if you ask him he could help.

[Seeker]

Guys, I locked one 15 page topic on this, please don't make me lock another one.

[Klace]

We've given Malac far too much attention then he deserves, and basically by posting nothing. He continually says he will post soon, then delays again and again, I don't know why we are even posting in this topic, it will just go on forever until Malac decides to PM the technique to someone, if it even exists at all. Are we all that impatient? If he is going to PM it to someone, PM them and ask if they received it yet, not make a whole new topic bound to get many posts for no reason at all. I'm all for a higher post count, but nothing for this stupid.

[Lord Toaster]

I think this is unreasonable Malac... You're not going to give your technique to a few selected people just because a few others were getting annoyed!?! What about all the other members who had nothing to do with it?? And fair point, it's been 10 days since the first post about the technique and still no sign of it. What I'm saying is be fair

[Goldney]

Well you've got to be fair to him he doesn't have a working pc at the moment (I think).

[wendylove]

It is malac's technique so he should decide what to do with it. Also their 9 821 registered members if malac wants to only share his technique with 10-50 members because of 10 members being unfair then it up to him. Patience is a virtue all you need to do is wait.

[Klace]

Well you've got to be fair to him he doesn't have a working pc at the moment (I think).[/b] We shouldn't be fair to someone who's been everything but fair, back to us. "I have the best LD Technique" he says. "95% Success rate" He says. And he keeps delaying it and delaying it, which is not fair at all. I took time to make sure my technique worked and posted it when I was ready. which is fair. Malac however, has kept us in anticipation for far too long, and the anticipation is dying and people just don't care. If we are to be fair to him, he should be fair and tell us what he's been keeping from us all this time, and only sending it to a select amount of people, how is that fair?