I usually remember a couple a week, so maybe about half of them in a month. Sometimes I have periods of not dreamings, but it depends on the way I wake up (if I wake up when my alarm goes off, but fall back asleep for a few minutes I usually don't remember). And it doesn't really matter if I could of had 1000 lucid dreams because if I didn't remember them technically they really didn't happen, since it's all in my head. But anyway, about my dreams: They're usually pretty fuzzy, generally not many colors, slightly black&white, and nothing extremely unusual ever happens like people with fish heads or aliens. I've never had a nightmare that I can remember. My normal dreams are usually completely random, for example, here's one:

I'm in some kind of cafe and I work there, and I'm buttering toast to make sandwiches for people (yes, I'm buttering toast). An Australian guy is yelling at me for not washing my hands. There are people on the couch watching football. The cafe has a huge resemblance to my house. And most importantly: It's in a 3rd person, still camera, birds eye kind-of view.

Sorry to drag the attention off this topic, but since you asked...

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The topic title says "My Mew Years Resolution"