Take it a to a PM fellas. If you're serious, you don't want Google indexing this shit. Plus I'm pretty sure "Tricky Dick Nick" has been to this thread.
No....you really don't. Just google "dangerous kitten". What you do with it after that is not my fault. The contents are legal as is. It is how you use them that gets you into trouble. I'll just leave this warning here:
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