KingYoshi's Dream Journal...My World is Different

February 16, 2011
Normal Dream: My Friend...the Anti-Christ?
Series: The End of Days, Episode 1
around 11:00am

Category - WTF/Action


It was World War 3 and I had just entered our safe house. I can't remember what had just happened, but I was shocked and felt weird. I walked up to my friend cliff and slammed him against the wall and said, "WTF was that! Who are you!?!" He smiled and knocked me back to the ground without doing anything. He smiled as I tried to recover and said in a sarcastic tone, "Me? I'm your friend..." There was an uneasy pause and he spoke again, "Just your friend...the Anti-Christ!" I could see fire burning in his eyes. I felt some very odd mixed feelings. I just found out my best friend through my life was the anti-christ and christianity had been confirmed all at once. My mind started racing and I pushed the thoughts out and said, "No, no. That is impossible." Then then lifted his hand and slammed me onto a table without touching me. A blanket wrapped so tightly around me that I couldn't move. He then shot a stream of fire from his eyes and lit the blanket on fire. I was too shocked by the whole situation to do anything. I noticed that they flames weren't burning me at all. I let out a fake howl of pain and acted dead.

Once cliff turned his back, I wiggled my arms until a small space formed. I squeezed my arms in tight and then slammed them outward, throwing off the burning blanket and jumping to my feet. Cliff looked at me and said, "So, how did you like the pain?" I smiled and said, "I couldn't feel a thing." Cliff muttered, "God must be watching over you after all." I then began asking him questions about things that I no longer remember. I looked around the safe house and there were tons of people I knew in there, friends and family. Cliff was trying to get me to join him. I laughed and said, "You told all of these people before me? All that time we spent and you never told me?" I'm sorry, but you haven't chosen a path that I cannot follow. Several people, Jess and Diddy, tried to convince me that the world would be ours. We could have it all. Diddy said, "You could own the Dallas Cowboys. You could be the next Jerry Jones!" I thought about how cool that would be for a moment and then shook my head. I replied, "And destroy the world in the process? Then burn in hell for eternity once I'm dead....Sorry, thats not going to happen. I will not be a slave to anyone...anti-christ or not." I looked at Cliff and said, "Honestly, all those years of friendship." I looked around at all my other friends in the room as well. "All those years...what do I mean to you?" Cliff looked at me with a carefree expression shrugged his shoulders and proceed to mimic stomping a bug." I felt emotion slowly building within. A tear rolled down my face and I looked around and said, "I loved all you guys. So many good memories, gone!" Cliff said, "Then join us." I replied, "I'm leaving. If you have to kill me then do it." Cliff shrugged and said, "If thats what you want. We thought it may come to this."

Cliff then pulled out a butter knife. I reached in my pocket and also pulled out a butter knife. We began an epic butter knife duel. I was running along walls and performing jump stab moves and all kinds of crazy maneuvers. Cliff was also skilled with his butter knife, but it was easy to tell that my butter knife skills were superior. Suddenly, other people in the room jumped in against me. I was fighting in a 30-on-1 butter knife battle. Only a few fought at once though. The others sat in the background and waited their turn (until I knocked somebody down, or through a window, etc.). They stood around us with menacing looks and jabbed their butter knives into the air while growling. Like an old karate movie. I awoke during this epic battle.

It took a few moments for me to comprehend what the f*** all that was. My heart was pumping as I performed a RC (confirmed I was awake), looked in the mirror and said, "What the f***?"

Series Details
In the dream series, "The End of Days," the world is coming to a close. With the hype surrounding 2012, many of these doomsday dreams have been popping up. See the events of the apocalypse unfold with more entries to the series.