Tales from the sun chaser.

So i get the usuall fall though the bed type sensation as I enter the dream. Everything is black for a moment, and then I hear a loud ruckus. I head out of my room and I see my pops in the hallway. I told him whatever it was it scared the crap out of me. He says that there was a blown transformer, an he needed to look at something. I headed out into the kitchen and looked out the window and saw my brother pulling up. He got out of his car, and said something to the windown, but i couldn't hear him........wait a minute....I'm lucid, I need to do some things.

I jumpped out of the window and decided I was going to pay Neverland a visit...I headed north, and found myself at this house that belonged to a group of kids. There was a kid dressed up like Spider-man...but he was fat, and his costume looke more like lose fitting pajamas, two girls; one could have been my age, and the other one was much younger and this other guy. I asked the other guy whats the best way to get to Neverland, and he pointed out a particualr window. I lifted it up, and jumped out, and Spider-man asked me if I needed any help. I sized him up a second, and said "nah i'm good bro". Then I asked him "how's Mary Jane?". "I'm still tapping that.", he replied. "Well nevermind then." I said and headed off.

I immediatly had this "oh crap, i'm still in my backyard" moment when i saw how everything looked around me, but was completly convienced that this wasn't my backyard when I saw rocky coast line just ahead. Several pirate ships loomed in the distance, and the cloast was dotted with stone forts and watch towers. I was on the beach when I noticed about four pirates. All armed with daggars and swords.

There wasn't anytime to think about what may have happened to this magical place, because it was go time. One lunged for me and stabbed in my direction. I made a spin move, and continued to go behind him, while grabbing his left arm that stuck out like a tree limb. Once I had a hold of it, I proceded to spin this guy around and around until he killed the next pirate with his own extended blade. I tossed him on the ground, and quickly recovered a dagger from a fallen foe, and parried the now dizzied pirate, and easly killed him. I grabbed that blade, and fought the next guy, who was armed with two short swords. Two parries and two stabbs later one more was left. He was pulling out his pistol. Obviously he was the smartest of the bunch, but he wasn't a fast draw. I air rushed him, and time seemed to slow down as I approached. His gun had barely been lifted out of his holster, and was still pointing at the ground. Two more quick thrusts to the chest and he was out.

He started to say some last words, and then I sliced him again in his throat, nearly cutting his head off. I was pissed. What happened to this place? Have the pirates taken over completely? Where's Peter? Where's the lost boys? I needed answers. I took to the skys and popped a pill that granted me super speed for a limited time. Everything blurred around me as if I were in hyperspace, and when things returned to normal, I found myself at a broken down, tagged out city. It was the middle of the day, but there were a lot of people partying. There was a band playing, and a bunch of people just dancing. I shifted through the crowds looking for somone who may have been in charge. There was a girl with green spiky hair dressed like a rocker that was watching a tv monitor that I decided to talk to.

Me: Where are the lost boys?

Her: They broke up

Me: What? (I wasn't sure because of the loud music)

Her: THey broke up.

I told her about how hooks pirates seemed like they had a crap load of numbers, and seemed to be heading in this general direction, but she didn't mind. I looked at the monitor and there were guards posted at this door (dressed like saliors) that got took out by this squid guy. He looked normal exept for pink skint and four squid like arms that popped out of his waist. The guy cold clocked two guards and started burrowing below the floor. I turned around and saw that this was actually happening in real time. "Did you just see that", I asked. "Yeah, it's just show", she replied. I yelled at her and headed to the area, and showed her that it was going on in real time. I could see myself in the monitor. I was wearing my black nintendo shirt, and flaiting about while this guy continuted to own guards. Enough comedy, it's time to take this guy out.

Two of the guards tried to grab the guy, but he shedded all of his legs and slippe out, and grew new ones. I was punching him and he seemed damn near invinsible, but I decided to try something different. I grabbed him, and flew up higher and higher. With more altitude the squid guy continued to inflate like a balloon. Finally I dive bombed with him in hand suplexing him into the lazy river. Obviously this woulnd't have hurt him, but we were just up several hundred feet and that water is pretty shallow. He exploded on impact and some of his remains were still in my hands....they felt like old shredded up intertubes. I have to find and bring the lost boys together, but who do I find first? Why did they break up? and What happened to Peter? The place I was at had that "rebelious youth" type feel to it. It almost had "what if the lost boys grew up" type vibe to it. Either way, it was time to wake up.

I'm in a lake with a few people who look like they're dressed up like Storm Cloaks. The water is really muddy at the shallow end where we're at, and we're about to head out and kills some people. Someone warns us that the enemy is near by, and we all duck underwater and start swimming to our objective. I notice that I have scuba gear, but no mask and decide to take a few breaths.

I don't think anyone else has this stuff, and it seems weird, but not noticeable at the moment. We reach our destination, and there are a few people in the lake... for who knows what, but we all pop out of the water at the same time for a surprise attack. My group has all the people in dispatched, and I'm the one who is running around killing each one of them. I have this curved blade, knife in length and I'm going to work with it. The knife is very thin so I have to make sure that I'm holding it horizontal to get between the ribs. Each strike, I can feel the blade rip through all the layers of tissue and give way once it enters the lungs.

I remember one person didn't die right away on my account, so I had to stab her again, and I told her to accept deaths cold embrace. And just then, I heard a voice in my head claiming she was the goddess of death. We had this conversation about everything that was going on...and I think I made a few jokes with her, but at the same time I started getting a little scared. The whole killing people, while talking to her, thing was getting really weird. Once I finished my handy work, I headed on shore, and started looking for her. There was a parking lot full of vehicles, and I kept holding the conversation while searching the area.

Finally I came across this one guy who was at my computer class, he was talking into a mic and sounding like her. I still don't know how he was making that voice in my head though.....so weird.

Recall is a bit shoddy throughout, so I'll just start from what I remember....


I was with my cousin, and we were doing or discussing something that I'm not totally sure about when this psycho arrives. There are two helicopters heading for these skyscrapers, and this guy plans on destroying the towers himself. One of the copters had a rope hanging from it so I ran and grabbed on to it. I anchored myself to the ground and watched the helicopter crash into a nearby cow pasture. The psycho guy just showed up, and he knew I was going to stop the other one, so he pulls out a box cutter, and my cousin throws me one and we square off.

I thought back to my JKD training, and tried to stay relaxed. The guy trusted at me with his box cutter and I slapped his arm away, while grabbing it one motion, and went to cutting up his entire arm. He trusted again, and this time I was able to disarm him. I grabbed the other box cutter, and he punched at me. I cut off all the fingers of his hand, and he said "are you just going to slice like that all day?" Then I went and cut off the ones he was holding out on the other hand during his little statement. He tried to kick me, and I grabbed his leg and stuck my box cutter in as deep as it could go. And the guy actually cheered for me.

I knew this was some sort of odd distraction from the other helicopter, so I headed off and there was some huge gun trying to shoot lasers at me. I used eye lasers to counter and destroy it. The psycho guy said he could do the same thing, and started shooting lasers at the last remaining helicopter. He did it over and over, and eventually the helicopter crashed right on top of him...killing him.