KingYoshi's Dream Journal...My World is Different

Had some non-lucids here and there over the passed few days. Nothing special or particular interesting enough to type up. For the dreaming competition though, I had a few Frags last night and one non-lucid recalled.

May 17, 2013
Frags
Series: DVA Dreaming Competition

Dream Frag #1 (Nightmare Frag)
I was at my grandpas house visiting. I remember looking at my leg at one point because there was something on it. Suddenly, my skin started peeling/shedding from my leg. It began to peel faster and faster in thin layers. I calmly showed some of the DCs in the room and they began to freak out. This caused me to freak out. I woke soon after this with my heart racing.

Dream Frag #2
Was at alumni football practice. Some people, myself included, were wearing shoulder pads (unlike actual alumni practice), no helmets though. I remember bits and pieces of a few scattered plays, but thats about it. I woke up and some point then went back right back to sleep and had another football dream...


May 17, 2013
Alumni Football Time!
Series: DVA Dreaming Competition

Me, Diddy, and Mike were at a large (unknown) practice field. It seemed to be the first day of a football practice and tons of random people were standing on the sidelines with us. The coach walked out and began listing off names. I knew there were going to be 2 different teams by the number of players there were. He began calling out names of some players to go stand with him. By the looks of the players, I could tell he was picking the "A-squad" players. I knew the coach had no idea who I was, so I simply walked over toward him in mid roll call. He stopped and said, "What the hell do you think you are doing?" I replied, "This is the team I'm going to be playing for." He looked a little surprised and said, "I haven't called your name, get back over there." I immediately looked at him, smiled, and said, "No. Believe me, you want me on this team. I'm staying here." He wasn't happy by my defiance, but I could tell he could see the confidence and was interested to see what happened. He asked me my name and added to the sheet of paper he was holding and marked out someone else's name. Diddy and Mike were called over soon after.

We had defense and offense playing against each other. I was playing d-line and was moving all over the line, nose guard, tackle, end, etc. I broke through the weak side of the line and drilled their QB (who was a younger version of Allen Iverson), right as he released the ball. He never saw me coming as I hit him from the blind side, the ball duck-wobbled down field and was picked off by our corner. A few plays later, I shot the guard-center gap and hit the QB as he was trying to hand the ball off. They fumbled and I scooped it up. I proceeded to break several tackles and carry a guy on my back into the endzone for a defensive touchdown. The coach was yelling at the offensive line for their piss poor blocking, aka, complementing my play in a hidden manor (thats how football works).

I knew the line was going to be pissed off and go extremely hard the next play. The tackle tipped me off that he was going to crash down and double team (he was leaning bad). I was head up on the guard. I took one hard jab step at the snap, popped the double team with my right shoulder and spun off the block to the right. Being the pissed off raging bulls that they were, they over-comitted to their double team block and were caught completely off-guard by my ricochet-type spin move. I spun right off them and into the backfield. The running back panicked when he saw me and tried to bounce outside. I was to close to him already and I lowered the boom right as he was trying to bounce outside. He got pummeled and go the breath knocked out of him as he landed flat on his back.

A few plays later, I shifted from nose guard, all the way to the outside of the defensive end. I timed it pretty decent with the snap and luckily it was a pass play. The tackle wasn't ready for me and he just blocked our defensive end. The guard had time to react to me, but he was way to slow to come all the way out and block me effectively. So, I'm free rushing towatd the QB. He see me and tries to throw a quick pass, but I threw my hands up and tipped the pass straight into the air. I grabbed the QB, slung him to the side and caught the tip. I proceeded to take it to the house for my second defensive touchdown.

The coach went ape shit and pulled me off the practice field. He shouted at me, "Thats enough out of you!" He then turned and yelled at the offensive line, "I can't believe I've got to pull a player off the field just so my QB can get some work in. Thats the sorriest blocking I've saw in all my years as a coach." And blah, blah, blah... There were a lot more profanities, but that is the gist of what he said. I was smiling and thinking to me self, "Now THAT is a first impression!" The guy beside me was laughing his ass off and put his hand on my shoulder pad. He said, "You've done got him all riled up now. That offensive line is going to hate you after the hell he puts them through today." I smiled and said, "I wouldn't have it any other way." The guy was a younger version of Anthony Spencer (the defensive end for the Dallas Cowboys). I shot the shit with for a bit. Moments later, Diddy, who was playing middle linebacker, got pulled off the field as well. He was a little irritated and said, "Why the fuck did he take me out?" Anthony laughed again and said, "It means your good. He saw enough out of you and is getting the other guys some work." I woke up as we were talking on the side line and watching Mike play QB.

February 18, 2011
Lucid Dream 180: The Ancient Bowl
Series: Friends, Episode 2
around 1:00pm
WILD

Category - Exploration/Sports


I decided to lay down for a nap around 1:00 and try to WILD. After a short period, SP set in and my body felt like it was being jarred around as if I were in a car. After some random flashing lights and some other brief HI, the scene formed around me. I was in the back seat of a car. My friend Shawn was driving and Christoff was in the passenger seat. It appeared to be raining. I wanted to give the dream a moment or so to stabilize, so I just reached in my pocket, pulled out a blunt and fired it up in the back seat. I had some brief conversation with Shawn and Christoff, and we stopped somewhere. The windows were foggy and the pouring rain didn't help with visibilty, so I didn't know where we were. Shawn rolled down his window and began talking to a familiar voice. It was my ex. She got into the back seat beside me and immediately said, "Oh, HE is here?" I paused for a moment and thought, "Yup, I'm getting out of here. Otherwise, I may kill the bitch!. I didn't bother opening the door, thrust my body headfirst out of the car window and took flight before hitting the ground. It wasn't raining anymore and I found that I was within a deep jungle setting. My flying was too slow for my liking, so I touched down and took a running start and entered flight again. I flew through a vast jungle. Over and under heavily vegetated limbs, around massive trees, and busted through some thick brush. I came upon a huge waterfall and flew toward it. I decided to see what was behind it, but there was nothing, but a rock facing. I turned and flew up the waterfall. The front of my body skimmed the falling water as I soared to the top.

I reached the top and noticed a wall off in the distance. As I approached the wall it seemed to belong to an ancient temple. I flew into the wall and grabbed the ledge. I pulled myself up over and stood atop the wall. There was a large green field out in front of me surrounded on all sides by, multi-layered walls and seating areas. It appeared to be a large dilapidated temple/stadium/colosseum. The walls appeared to be made with large blocks stacked on each other. The blocks looked similar to those used in a pyramid. There was ivy drapped across many of the walls and I felt like I was in an area from the video game, "Shadow of the Colossus." I looked out into the middle of the field and saw a giant Colossi roaming the area. It was mostly covered in white fur/hair. I hopped off the wall and about that time, someone else climbed the wall and took off running toward the Colossi shouting, "Join me Ollie, and help me defeat the colossus!" I looked around, but there was no one else there but me. I shrugged and took off toward the colossi. I tried to shout at the strange individual to avoid its legs, but before I finished the colossi had already stomped the guy. Nothing was left but a smashed, bloody, pile. I flew around the colossi's head several times causing it to turn a circle and trip over its own legs. It fell to the ground and let off a giant shockwave that cased parts of the stadium to crumble. I leapt onto its head and sank my teeth into the soft spot on the back of its head. I bit down hard and ripped out its brain with my teeth. Black blood gushed all over me.

I suddenly heard a roar of cheers. I turned around and saw a group of people running toward me. Daledo (my friend Dale, but we call him Daledo...pronounced "Dale-doe") was in the front holding a football and said, "Yes! Now we can play football! You in!?!" I replied, Hell Yeah, I'm in!" There were eight people at this time. The other team kicked off first, and using my lucidity, I completely rocked three of the opposing four players. Our guy easily ran the kick back for a touchdown. I lost lucidity for a bit somewhere around here. I regained it just as the other team was about to score. It was fourth down and like 1 or 2 (the endzone on each side was a large wall that you had to touch with the football to score a touchdown, lol.). They threw a pass and Larry (friend from high school) caught the ball and stuck it out to touch the wall. I dove/flew toward the ball and knocked it out of his hands just before he touched the wall. We recovered the fumble. The next play I went deep, using a little extra "lucid" speed to break away from the defense and caught the ball down field. I had burnt the defender and would have easily scored, but my right leg locked up. I immediately noticed it was locked into the exact same position my waking bodies leg was in when I had been in during SP (bent significantly). I got tackled and couldn't properly stand up. I knew my dream was becoming unstable, so I began to stabilize. I waved for Daledo to come help me stand up. I got up and managed to unlock my leg.

Daledo proceeded to throw 3 straight absolutely horrible passes, that minor lucidity couldn't even help me get to (was avoiding god-mode lucidity for obvious reasons). It was 4th and like 5 yards. I looked at the other team and noticed that they now had like 30 players...all standing in the endzone along the wall. I told Dale to toss it high and I would kick off the wall and get it. I took off running at the snap, kicked off the wall, and was two whole body lengths above everyone else. Daledo didn't throw the ball and got absolutely rocked. I thought, "Damn! That was a Ray Lewis hit." I then noticed that it actually was Ray Lewis who hit him. The ball bounced around before the other team scooped it and took it to the house. I walked over to Daledo and said, "Damnit Daledo! Why didn't you throw the ball? I was wide open!" He looked dazed and said, "There were a couple of guys." I replied with a confused, "What?" He then mumbled, "They weren't up to anything good. They were trying to make trouble for me." I replied, "Ok, but why didn't you just throw it high?" He then began to mumble again, "It was my neighborhood. I would have gotten into a fight and my mom would have got scared." I laughed and said, "Your mom would have got scared if you threw me the ball?" He then jumped up with a cheesy grin on his face and said, "Yup! She would have said, "Your moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air"." He then began cheering "I Bel-Aired him in his own dream!!!" I couldn't do anything but laugh. On the next kick-off, my leg locked up again. While trying to fix it, my arm locked up too. I knew I couldn't hold on any longer and I woke up.

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

February 5, 2011
Lucid Dream 176: The Freaks Come out at Night
Series: The Land of Dreams, Episode 1
around 6:00am
DILD

Category - WTF


I find myself in a high school classroom. I'm talking to one of my friends and a new student. The new student is Kurt from the show "Glee." The bell rings as Kurt was saying he was going to try and start a Glee club. I told him that he could count me in, and I asked him where we should practice. He said, "Don't you have football practice?" I thought, "Oh shit, I'm going to be late." I started walking through the school (which was much like my old high school, but 10x's larger). I walked through the weight room and there are absolute giants working out. Actor Terry Crews is doing running exercises with giant round weights attached to his ankles. I recognize a few people, but they are several times larger than their waking life counterparts. Several of these people are at least 10 feet tall. I felt like a midget walking through the weight room (gym). I remember justifying this situation thinking, "This is the biggest weight room in the state." I got down to the locker room and was putting on my shoulder pads, when my friend Mike walked up and said, "The championship is next week." I then responded, "Yeah, too bad we have already graduated and don't really have practice." I instantly became lucid after saying this.

I was a little bummed about it at first. I really miss playing football. I then shook it off and proceeded with the LD. I began flying through the school. As I passed doors in the hall, I glanced in to see what was going on. There were several normal classrooms and several oddities as well. I'm pretty sure there was a live donkey show about to go down in one of the rooms, but I decided against the disturbing nature of the situation and kept flying. I passed a room where cheerleaders were stretching. I stopped and enter the room. There was a very hot brunette laying on her back. It was Santana (Naya Rivera) from Glee. I knelt down and began performing oral on her. I could hear a teacher (cheerleading coach?) saying, "What do you think you are doing!?!" I just kept going for a while, until the dream began to get fuzzy. I backed off and performed some stabilization. The environment stabilized, but I was now in a different area of the school. I noticed I was in the front lobby. I noticed (out of the corner of my eye) a few odd looking characters following me as I exited to the front lawn. It was dark outside. I saw the flagpole and decided to climb it. As I climbed the pole, I saw there was a large group of people gathering around me. One was Wayne (a big dude who directed the little league sports programs among other things), the others were random people, and several freaks from the movie, Freaks (1932). Wayne attempted to push me off the pole, but only spun me around it as I ascended out of his reach. As soon as I reached the top of the pole, I heard something breathing behind me. I turned my head and saw a guy that was the same height as the flagpole. It was the giant, Mathew McGrory. He scared me a bit. I then leapt of the pole and landed away from the large crowd (which was started to annoy me). A couple of the freaks ran up to me and invited me to eat at McDonalds with them. I agreed and told them to meet me there (so they would leave me alone). The giant said, "You will be one of us." They all sang, "One of us, one of us, gooble gobble, gooble gobble..." as they head toward McDonalds. I then took flight to get the hell away from everyone around me.

The sky turned into an internet page. As I flew into the page. I was now inside the internet. I flew through internet page after internet page, most of which appeared to be google search pages (or other search engine results pages). I flew through dark-outer space like areas with flying envelopes (which I assumed to be e-mails or instant messages). Every now and then I flew through some viral infected pages. I could see areas of the page covered in a glowing red/orange web. There were small guys with spears and winged hats that were attacking the virus, which fought back swallowing some of them up. I woke up while I was still exploring the internet.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I explore the creative lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What exactly does it mean to be KingYoshi? To find out, stay tuned for more entries to the series!