KingYoshi's Dream Journal...My World is Different

April 30, 2011
Lucid Dream 225: The Chaos Wagon
Series: Fearless, Episode 6
DILD
around 5:00pm



I'm sitting in the back seat of some sort of SUV. There is a decently attractive chick sitting beside me. My friend P is driving and there is some random DC in the passenger seat. I was talking to the chick beside me and trying to get some play. At one point we start kissing and she starts unbuttoning her pants. She then says to me, "Oh, btw...I have metia." I though, "I don't know what that is, but ti doesn't sound good." I looked at her and said, "Sorry, but there is no way I'm doing you." She looked pissed and tried to talk me into it anyway. I sternly refused and she fell silent with her arms crossed like a pissed off elementary school kid. As we drove down the road, I randomly became lucid.

I performed a few nose pinch RCs to stabilize and immediately told the other vehicle occupants that we were lucid. The chick beside may said, "Good...will you fuck me now?" I didn't hesitate. I lifted my leg and kicked her square in the face. The door behind her flew ajar when she slammed into it. She fell out of the moving vehicle and we just kept driving.

I punched out the sun roof and stood in it. I yelled down at P, "Get ready to f*** some sh** up!" I then held out my hands and acted like there was a control stick and panel on top of the suv. I shouted to P, "First off...machine gun rampage!" I pushed an invisible button and the vehicle began firing machine gun rounds from the grill. I used an invisible joystick to control the direction of the bullet spray. We drove through town and I was blasting out windows, shooting road signs, and even a few unfortunate DCs who happen to be walking along the side of the road. After a bit of machine gun play, I decided to try something else.

There was now a full control panel on top of the vehicle. I shouted down to P, "Summoning ninjas in 3...2....1..." I then pushed a large square button. I saw several portals open up on the side of the road and loads of stereotypical ninjas leapt out of them. They began running beside the vehicle and kept up with our pace. As we approached a crowd of people, the ninjas spread out and began performing stealthy acrobatics to get in position to take out the group of people. I saw the ninjas close in and kill the entire group of people in about 5 seconds. They then returned to the vehicle, running along side of it at blazing speed. We took out several more groups of people before I decided to try something else.

I shouted to P, "Get ready for the big show! Firing off a mini-nuke in 3....2....1..." I pushed the button once again. I looked around for a few moments and then spotted it. Off in the distance, I could see the nuke falling from the sky. It was leaving a trail of smoke in its path like a jet. It landed and massive mushroom cloud erupted from the spot. However, it was completely silent. Suddenly, I noticed a shock wave approaching. Buildings, cars, and everything in the shock waves path was being heavily damaged. It was f***ing awesome. Like it was straight out of a movie. I held out my arms as the shock wave approached. It felt like was hanging my head out the window of a car that was driving 300 mph. After the shock wave passed, I heard a massive explosion like a shotgun had just went off. A second and much more powerful shock wave rolled through taking out buildings, sending cars through the air, and uprooting trees. I watched in amazement at all the destruction going on around me. It was awesome. I just looked around at the environment as we continued to drive through the ruined city. At some point I ducked back into the car. P started yelling triumphantly and shouted, "Don't f*** with the chaos wagon!" I joined in on the yelling/cheering. I noticed that there was now a different chick sitting beside me. I placed my hand behind her head and she immediately unbuttoned my pants and started blowing me. I awoke during this time.

Series Details
Join all the action in the dream series, "Fearless." You never know what I may run into, but you can guarantee I'm ready for a fight. Stay tuned for more blades, guns, and explosions in this series!

March 05, 2011
Lucid Dream 189: Baking in the Ninja Wagon
Series: Friends, Episode 4
around 9:30am
DILD

Category - Action/Drugs


I was standing in a long line at the airport and I noticed there was a confrontation going on up ahead. I was already at the back of the line, so I left to go check it out. There was a guy I knew, Richard. He was arguing with two other guys about something. I noticed one of the guys pulled a knife out of his back pocket, so I speared him to the ground and knocked the knife out of his hand. Security guards came over and immediately handcuffed the guy and then they demanded that I be searched. I knew I had weed on me, so I asked them why I was being searched. They told me that no one would have tackled a guy with a knife unless they were on some sort of drugs. I laughed and said, "I'm not afraid of a skinny dude with a switchblade. Hell, I would have tackled him if he had a gun." The security guards looked at each other as if they had discovered the lost city of Atlantis. One of them said, "Yep, he is definitely high a f***ing kite! Take the drug head into custody. We don't even need to search him!" I was cussing the entire time the guard was cuffing me. Once he was done, I looked down and saw that they had only wrapped large bread ties around my wrists. I held them up in front of me and pulled my wrists apart. The bread ties easily came apart. The guards flipped over the table in the room and dove behind it. One shouted through a walkie-talkie, "He just snapped the cuffs in half! He is a crazed freak of nature. Fire at will, fire at will...terrorist! Fire at will!" I stood there stunned and thought, "Am I on Punked? Is this a dream or something?" I instantly became lucid after saying this. I performed a nose pinch just to make sure.

I shouted at the guards in Arabic (not real Arabic, but I pretended like it was, lol). They started yelling, "Shoot him. Shoot the terrorist devil. He's a satanist!" I turned and proceeded to leave the small conference room. I was now out in the main area of the airport and there were people running around everywhere. Every single person was running in the exact same motion. It could have been the weirdest shit I had ever saw. I observed this for a moment, while I performed some stabilization techniques. I then exited the airport and a van pulled up beside me (the tires squealed as the van slid almost sideways and stopped right beside me). The van was black and had a huge red headband tied around the whole van. The sliding glass door slid open automatically and I saw ninja9578 was driving (the same ninja from here on dreamviews). He told me to get in, so I hopped in. There was a female in the passenger seat that resembled Ninja's avatar. She asked me how the dream was going and I told her that it basically had just started.

I was about to light a massive blunt for us when ninja stopped me. He then reached out his hand, so I handed him the blunt. He seemed excited and told me "Wait until you see this." He pushed a button on the dashboard and shelf with a built-in container popped out. He then dropped the blunt into the container, pushed another button, and blue flames started dancing inside the container. He pushed it back into the dashboard and smoke just started pouring out of all the vents. The air tasted like pineapple and there was so much smoke that every inhale was like I took a hit from a blunt. The chick asked some questions about dreams. Me, her and Ninja talked about dreams and dreamviews for a while. I can't remember what all it was about, but Walms name came up at some point in the conversation. Now Walms was in the van too.

I was beside the window on the left and Walms was beside the window on the right (there wasn't a middle seat). I was so high that my body started hovering above the seat. I then began floating around in the van like there was zero gravity. I looked out the front windshield and saw a large brown figure walk out into the road about 100 yards ahead of us. I thought, "Is that....a guy in a bear suite?" As we got closer I noticed it was Smokey the Bear. Ninja out a weird laugh and shouted, "Prevent this.....motha f***aaaaa!" He pushed a button and a huge flame shot out of the front of the van and caught Smokey on fire. Ninja gunned it and plowed into the flaming bear. There was a loud thud and I looked out the back window and saw Smokey flipping through the air with a trail of flames following him.

I now noticed there was a mounted machine gun on below the window that was molded into the van. I asked Ninja about it and he said every Ninja Wagon needs mounted machine guns. Walms had one on his side too. I grabbed hold of it and began shooting street signs, windows, etc. Suddenly we were in a desert and there were terrorist all around us. Me and Walms were shooting the terrorists who were throwing molotov cocktails at the van. Ninja turned on some rap music and started pushing buttons on the dashboard which shot fire and ninja stars out of different parts of the van. I awoke as we were about to enter a desert town.

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!