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    by , 06-22-2012 at 03:22 AM (717 Views)
    So i went to bed thinking about visiting The World That Never Was, or Neverland, and sort of thought out how a continuation would play out. Who I would look for and now the places would look....etc etc. I mainly focused on Neverland because that dream was so bizarre. Who knows....maybe the Lost Boys were pirates now.

    I'm outside in grassy parking lot next to a brown truck with a couple of people. The guy who owns the truck is a friend of a friend, and he's some kinda drug hustler. I'm very cautious of the situation, and I want to leave before I hear too much or get involved. Just then the guy says "I need some bookends to guard my stuff". Before even questioning "who the fuck says bookends", I'm given a choice of weapons to use to guard his truck. There's a full automatic shotgun, and some long range rifle. He's asking me if I know what they are and how to use them. Oddly enough I had my M-16 with me and told him that I'd be fine with Kasha. The rest of the people leave and I'm left there with one other guy to guard the truck.

    I see a truck that circles the parking lot, and there's a couple of guys on the back of it. As they pass by, they eye me and the other guy up and down, like they're looking for trouble. They make another pass, and stop the truck right in front of us. This one guy, couldn't have been older than 18 pulls out this long 22 that's modified into a rifle. He points it at me, and starts talking trash. I placed my hand over the barrel and moved it out of the way, and tried to convince him that he needed to do something else with his spare time. He got out of the truck and pointed it at me again, and I shot him in his right arm. Now they feel like the need to call the cops and paramedics and all that jazz, and I'm running through all the details in my head. Even if it was in self defense, I don't have a weapons permit....so I may be screwed. I'm talking to D's parents about the situation and .....yeah things change.

    I'm in a building and there's a lot of people there. Both D's are here, and maybe J. I see a bunch of girls in purple scrubs, and they're looking at me like "don't they know you"? I told them "nah, they're most of my friends have graduated, these are new". Just then on of the girls comes up and yells my name and hugs me......then another and then another. The last one kisses me on the lips, and says thanks. I look over at my friends and say "You see this shit right? All over me....but as soon as I try to make a move they'll shut me down". Hell, I didn't even recognize those girls...the last one was amazing though. Chocolate skin, and eyes that would make you forget the world was even created.

    I'm watching a debate between Abraham Lincoln and Elvis Presley, and they're going back and forth and Lincoln says something that Elvis doesn't like. Elvis walks up to him and starts yelling, (he sounds like Ronald Reagan for some reason) and headbutts him in the nose. Then security comes out. They have yellow suits with white rifles that look like M-14's that shoot rubber bullets. I started complaining to a girl who I was with about how I hate that security is a reactionary method that gets worse because of "one guy that had to mess it up for everybody". I think I remember being in a car.......more weirdness ensued, but I don't remember now.
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    1. TheForgotten 's Avatar
      "You see this shit right? All over me....but as soon as I try to make a move they'll shut me down". Hell, I didn't even recognize those girls...the last one was amazing though. Chocolate skin, and eyes that would make you forget the world was even created.
      That's normally how the game is played.

      Sucks doesn't it, lol.

      That last girl sounds like fun.
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    2. AURON's Avatar
      That "game" has fueled my rage, lust, and insanity for the past several years. When I turn into some supervillian that's the embodiment of black and white justice remember we had this conversation.
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    3. TheForgotten 's Avatar
      Whoa.... rage, lust, and insanity?

      I don't know whether I want to break out my magnifying glass or toss on my running shoes.

      Screw it, I'll just watch >.<

      I will remember! I often don't forget defining moments. Supervillians aren't terrible. Auron seems a fitting name for a supervillian anyhow.


      OH!!!!!!! I just realized! You'd match perfectly with that! Rage, lust, insanity? YOU ALREADY HAVE CRAZY SEX DREAMS INVOLVING UNUSUAL ORGANS IN ODD PLACES! I see it forming.... oh noes.
    4. AURON's Avatar
      Yes, rage lust and insanity.....you know, that one guy who has a dream sword named "She Loves me Not", and he named his car "Desire". Auron sounds like a good guys name....I think I'd change it Black Omega if I did.
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    5. TheForgotten 's Avatar
      Black Omega only costs 1,980 points. You could change your name five times if you wanted. Room for error... like trying on clothes.

      Lol. And you named your dream sword that? Wut? No wonder you aren't getting what you want... you're stuck on 'She loves me not' mode.
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    6. AURON's Avatar
      LOL, thanks for doing the math for me. If anything, I always thought about going back to Psylis, or Deadpool, but maybe I'll keep Auron for a a while longer. As for She Loves Me Not, it was the name of a sword that a comic book character I invented back in the day had. I Decided to borrow it since he wont be needing it. Maybe I'll go on a dream quest to find another sword, and name it "getting laid". It would work on so many levels.
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    7. TheForgotten 's Avatar
      Nothin' wrong with Auron. I like it better than Black Omega, I mean, besides the addition of six letters and a space. I think, finding another sword and naming it 'getting laid' is an absolutely fabulous idea. Works for both men and women but in different ways.
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    8. AURON's Avatar
      Might as well do that tonight....I'm thinking it might end up looking like that sword in the adventure time dream I had a while ago. Something tells me whatever it ends up looking like, I think it's going to have a black blade.....again....works on so many levels.