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Everything starts out with a road trip with lots of girls to the beach. When we got to the hotel a dude just oppened a door and so i decided to follow him,there was a waterslide to the pool (a detail is that we were at the 12 floor,so it was high as fuark),i did manage to get alive in the pool somehow.

When i got to the pool i was like:"Fuck yea! that was awesome. might just do it again.". so i was heading toward the stairs (dafuk. get to the 12 floor by the stairs),and i quite got lost and was sundely in a random appartament.

There were some random people ive never saw in the appartament,for some weird ass reason i was talking in english (my dreams normally are in portuguese).Then after that i found a friend of mine Luisa and she told that was her dads appartament,she was getting me to meet her grand parent who was a funny guy btw.

When i said i had to go and that i didnt know where is the freaking door to get out she took me to the front door and when i was leaving my grandpa just showed up infront of me with a pack of condoms that had a picture of Duke Nukem in them (WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?).

Without saying a word he transformed into Aslan from Narnia chronicles,when i thought to myself that it was weird i woke up!